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(KOCO Oklahoma City)   Convenience store clerk fends off robber by throwing cases of beer at her. Police say the beer is doing fine, though it was a bit shaken   (koco.com) divider line 18
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2014-07-10 09:22:01 AM
I was picturing someone throwing actual cases (24 packs) of beer, and was disappointed.
 
2014-07-10 10:18:03 AM
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I'm in pizza faced paradise!
 
2014-07-10 11:05:34 AM
"I throw at her and I think that's why she run...I think I get lucky," Nguyen said

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Yep, read that in Sue's voice.
 
2014-07-10 11:10:27 AM
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2014-07-10 11:11:28 AM
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2014-07-10 11:16:29 AM
BEERHUNTER!!!
 
2014-07-10 11:16:37 AM
Sounds like a successful robbery to me.
 
2014-07-10 11:17:35 AM
My Mom told me to be careful hiking in the woods with the dogs.  I said there are plenty of rocks.

I tell my workmates if anyone cheeses me off they are going to get a free stapler implant.

Really, if you are unarmed then this is a very effective form of defense.  For me anyway.  I have great hand-eye coordination and a pretty good arm.
 
2014-07-10 11:19:03 AM
Pro tip boys and girls... It is generally not a good idea to try to rob a Vietnamese. They are fearless.
 
2014-07-10 11:25:40 AM

blatz514: "I throw at her and I think that's why she run...I think I get lucky," Nguyen said

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Yep, read that in Sue's voice.


"Ass Monkey".  I love Sue.
 
2014-07-10 11:25:55 AM
I was in a bar fight with the college rugby team for some reason and got chased outside the bar and ran up a fire escape to get away and they were chasing me up the stairs and when I got to the top the landing was full of empty cases of bottled beer. I did what any drunk would do, I picked them up two at a time and started chucking them down the fire escape. It was a lot of fun until the cops showed up.
Fortunately, the cops hated the rugby team and sided with me on the whole thing.

Never pick a fight with an entire rugby team.
 
2014-07-10 11:29:55 AM
That is a very attractive reporter in the video. But if I had to hear that voice making wife-like requests, day in and day out, I would end up driving off a cliff.
 
2014-07-10 11:44:47 AM
The article doesn't say what brand of beer she threw...

How am I supposed to know what kind of outrage to express if I don't know what brand of beer she threw!?

/Stupid journalists
//I hate it when my butthurt goes unexpressed
 
2014-07-10 11:46:23 AM
James Bond would approve, provided he's footing the bill with his own money.
 
2014-07-10 11:49:26 AM
So they locked him in jail by throwing away the Keystone?
 
2014-07-10 11:56:32 AM
So the real story is that someone found a use for Bud Light.
 
2014-07-10 11:58:18 AM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: The article doesn't say what brand of beer she threw...

How am I supposed to know what kind of outrage to express if I don't know what brand of beer she threw!?

/Stupid journalists
//I hate it when my butthurt goes unexpressed


Doesn't matter. In Oklahoma, all beer sold cold in gas stations and grocery stores is 3.2% alcohol. It's even harder to call it beer than most domestic macro brews.
 
2014-07-10 12:32:05 PM
I'm thinking PR move because why else would a Budweiser girl be reporting this.  I mean, she is the budweiser girl in the posetr in the background - right?

/had a BYOB party some years back - there was a variety of beer left including an unpopened 12er of Budweiser - I proudly took that to the dumpster and dropped it in.

It was liberating.
 
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