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(Yahoo)   Fat woman wears bikini, world doesn't end. Some bystanders did report a brief eclipse, though   (shine.yahoo.com) divider line 158
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2014-07-10 08:08:09 AM
Long as we regard her equally to the guy on the next beach towel over who can store campfire wood in his back hair, I see no problem.
 
2014-07-10 08:10:43 AM

Gulper Eel: Long as we regard her equally to the guy on the next beach towel over who can store campfire wood in his back hair, I see no problem.


Or the large gentleman in the speedo?
 
2014-07-10 08:27:48 AM
i was at coney island a few weeks ago and there were tons of fat people in little bathing suits.  the difference between them and this lady is that they didn't go home and write a stupid article about it.
 
2014-07-10 08:37:58 AM
We may never find out why most whales beach themselves.

However we do know this one did it to promote her crappy books.
 
2014-07-10 09:33:36 AM
Fark is slipping I expected a "smoking hot" sentence someplace in the headline.

You've changed fark. You've changed.
 
2014-07-10 09:34:45 AM
That's not a bikini. Not the bottom piece, anyway.
 
2014-07-10 09:35:21 AM

Contribution Corsair: Fark is slipping I expected a "smoking hot" sentence someplace in the headline.

You've changed fark. You've changed.


It wasn't a British lady, so "smoking hot" may not necessarily come into play.
 
2014-07-10 09:36:05 AM

Contribution Corsair: Fark is slipping I expected a "smoking hot" sentence someplace in the headline.

You've changed fark. You've changed.


slipping hard.  I logged in expecting "eye bleach".  leaving disappointed (of course, the thread is young)...
 
2014-07-10 09:36:17 AM
Wear what makes you happy and comfortable and when at the beach go crazy and a little fun who cares.
 
2014-07-10 09:37:08 AM
I feel bad for the husband. He married a figure skater and has to come home to that nowadays.
 
2014-07-10 09:37:44 AM
It was as if a million erections suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced
 
2014-07-10 09:37:45 AM
Do I really need to be first to say I'd hit it. Cause I would. Then ride the wave in.
 
2014-07-10 09:38:26 AM

Jaden Smith First of His Name: I feel bad for the husband. He married a figure skater and has to come home to that nowadays.


That is called bait and switch in the marketing arena.
 
2014-07-10 09:40:43 AM

Jaden Smith First of His Name: I feel bad for the husband. He married a figure skater and has to come home to that nowadays.


He probably turned into a pumpkin, too.
 
2014-07-10 09:41:13 AM

KingKauff: Contribution Corsair: Fark is slipping I expected a "smoking hot" sentence someplace in the headline.

You've changed fark. You've changed.

It wasn't a British lady, so "smoking hot" may not necessarily come into play.


I still have certain expectations when browsing Fark you know.

What's next? No more subby's mom jokes? Will the politics tab not have trolls? Anarchy!
 
2014-07-10 09:41:14 AM
"That's no bikini..."
 
2014-07-10 09:42:42 AM

the8re: Do I really need to be first to say I'd hit it. Cause I would. Then ride the wave in.


More cushion for the pushin

/ Her knees are too sharp, needs more sammich...
 
2014-07-10 09:43:08 AM
HOORAY FOR FAT ACCEPTANCE!

Keep telling everyone how proud of yourself you are for being morbidly obese and enjoying your protected class status while attacking other people as "thin privileged" and claiming anyone thin has an eating disorder (because you certainly don't) and is a bad role model for today's little snowflakes.
 
2014-07-10 09:43:46 AM
Truly a hero, this woman is the Rosa Parks of fat people.
 
2014-07-10 09:43:46 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Gulper Eel: Long as we regard her equally to the guy on the next beach towel over who can store campfire wood in his back hair, I see no problem.

Or the large gentleman in the speedo?


Because growing hair is the same thing as chising to be fat. What a darling stupid ignorant comment. Bias against genetics is bigoted. Bias against day people is earned. What a farktard.
 
2014-07-10 09:44:48 AM
One of the lifeguards at the public pool wears a bikini and is large.  She seems completely okay with it and seems quite okay with her self.  If I were thirty years younger, I'd stalk her.  And we're talking developing a timetable, getting background info and even going through the garbage stalking.  Not this namby pamby cyber stalking crap.

Ahh..  the days when stalking was a true pursuit before every Jack and Clyde with an Internet connection could google up the name, address and hand bra pixs of the target.

Buy a telephoto lens, a Ghillie suit and learn color slide development and printing, boyos.  That shows dedication when you finally corner her with your full size standee of her and you graphic novel of her killing her parents and running off with the young, handsome stranger for a life of eternal happiness.
 
2014-07-10 09:45:49 AM

Cbad: FirstNationalBastard: Gulper Eel: Long as we regard her equally to the guy on the next beach towel over who can store campfire wood in his back hair, I see no problem.

Or the large gentleman in the speedo?

Because growing hair is the same thing as chising to be fat. What a darling stupid ignorant comment. Bias against genetics is bigoted. Bias against day people is earned. What a farktard.


Edited for non-drunken errors: "Because growing hair is the same thing as chising to be fat. What a faking stupid ignorant comment. Bias against genetics is bigoted. Bias against fat people is earned. What a farktard."
 
2014-07-10 09:46:08 AM
good for her.

/two piece.
//i would only stare because its like 50 degrees out.
 
2014-07-10 09:46:40 AM
Trout wraps up her piece this way: "The reason these people do not want to see a fat body in a bikini is because traditionally, that garment is something a woman earns by proving herself attractive enough to exist. If fat women begin wearing them without shame or fear, what's next? Will they have self-esteem? Will they demand respect? Then what will keep them in their proper place? How would conventionally attractive people judge them?

Fat people are allowed to have self-esteem and respect.  You get those by being a decent human being. You shouldn't tie those things to appearance, and those who do are typically fairly shallow.  Conventionally attractive people will still find you unattractive, however, and the fact that you consider this a stunt worth writing about means you're no different than the kids who put on their goth make-up and head to the mall to 'shock' the proletariat and get cranky when they don't get thrown out.

Here's the rub: most people do not care what you do so long as it doesn't affect them.  You are correct, the world didn't end.  Perhaps that's an indicator the world does not revolve around you, despite your personal gravitational field.
 
2014-07-10 09:47:43 AM

browntimmy: Truly a hero, this woman is the Rosa Parks of fat people.


Is it just my little circle of the internet, or is the "respect my body image" thing coming back around on the turntable again?
 
2014-07-10 09:48:33 AM
Great anothe fat activist.

This is what we need more of.
 
2014-07-10 09:49:04 AM
Bring out the thong!
 
2014-07-10 09:49:07 AM
Heat in the winter

...shade in the summer
 
2014-07-10 09:49:21 AM

rumpelstiltskin: Jaden Smith First of His Name: I feel bad for the husband. He married a figure skater and has to come home to that nowadays.

He probably turned into a pumpkin, too.


jennytrout.files.wordpress.com

He looks like a whipped dork, but otherwise normal-sized.
 
2014-07-10 09:49:29 AM
Meh.
 
2014-07-10 09:50:13 AM

Harry Freakstorm: One of the lifeguards at the public pool wears a bikini and is large.  She seems completely okay with it and seems quite okay with her self.  If I were thirty years younger, I'd stalk her.  And we're talking developing a timetable, getting background info and even going through the garbage stalking.  Not this namby pamby cyber stalking crap.

Ahh..  the days when stalking was a true pursuit before every Jack and Clyde with an Internet connection could google up the name, address and hand bra pixs of the target.

Buy a telephoto lens, a Ghillie suit and learn color slide development and printing, boyos.  That shows dedication when you finally corner her with your full size standee of her and you graphic novel of her killing her parents and running off with the young, handsome stranger for a life of eternal happiness.


Strong username to post content ratio
 
2014-07-10 09:52:00 AM

Too Pretty For Prison: Contribution Corsair: Fark is slipping I expected a "smoking hot" sentence someplace in the headline.

You've changed fark. You've changed.

slipping hard.  I logged in expecting "eye bleach".  leaving disappointed (of course, the thread is young)...


DIY
weknowmemes.com
 
2014-07-10 09:53:00 AM

Harry Freakstorm: Buy a telephoto lens, a Ghillie suit and learn color slide development and printing, boyos. That shows dedication when you finally corner her with your full size standee of her and you graphic novel of her killing her parents and running off with the young, handsome stranger for a life of eternal happiness.


Tyler?
 
2014-07-10 09:53:13 AM
This was originally posted on Huffington Post, and Huffing is what most of their reader base and writers do (because they are FAT ASSES)+
 
2014-07-10 09:54:15 AM
Fat attention whore posts picture of herself in a bikini and expects praise and attention.
Still an attention whore.
 
2014-07-10 09:54:17 AM
"fatkini"?
You mean FAILkini.

Are there any women writing blogs that are not overweight?
Answer: No.  the in shape ones are off their asses and staying fit.

Don't shovel 200 pounds of lard in a 5 pound sack and tell me it's attractive.

Reminds me to pick up cottage cheese on the way home.
 
2014-07-10 09:54:54 AM

shutupimtalking.com

 
2014-07-10 09:55:21 AM
oh goody.  another hate the fatties thread.

Can we have a hate the bikers thread today too?
 
2014-07-10 09:55:59 AM

Jaden Smith First of His Name: rumpelstiltskin: Jaden Smith First of His Name: I feel bad for the husband. He married a figure skater and has to come home to that nowadays.

He probably turned into a pumpkin, too.

[jennytrout.files.wordpress.com image 384x512]

He looks like a whipped dork, but otherwise normal-sized.


He has to stay strong in order to take care of her when her back, knees, and ankles give out from the strain. Which will cause her weight to increase even more from being completely sedentary. Then comes the type 2 diabetes, high blood pressure...
 
2014-07-10 09:57:14 AM
Congratulations on doing something millions of other people do without patting themselves on the back.
 
2014-07-10 09:58:27 AM

Jaden Smith First of His Name: I feel bad for the husband. He married a figure skater and has to come home to that nowadays.


lygsbtd.files.wordpress.com

Wow. Look at the low-hanging fruit.
 
2014-07-10 09:59:23 AM
John Buck 41

That's not a bikini. Not the bottom piece, anyway.


In a traditional sense no, any less material and it would have to be made of an aluminum alloy.
 
2014-07-10 10:00:06 AM

doublesecretprobation: i was at coney island a few weeks ago and there were tons of fat people in little bathing suits.  the difference between them and this lady is that they didn't go home and write a stupid article about it.


To be fair - most Coney Island attendees are illiterate.
 
2014-07-10 10:00:27 AM

fireclown: browntimmy: Truly a hero, this woman is the Rosa Parks of fat people.

Is it just my little circle of the internet, or is the "respect my body image" thing coming back around on the turntable again?


Probably. I can see why the message of, "It's okay to be you" is more appealing to these people than, "Work to better yourself".
 
2014-07-10 10:00:58 AM

Jaden Smith First of His Name: rumpelstiltskin: Jaden Smith First of His Name: I feel bad for the husband. He married a figure skater and has to come home to that nowadays.
He probably turned into a pumpkin, too.
[jennytrout.files.wordpress.com image 384x512]
He looks like a whipped dork, but otherwise normal-sized.


Does she make her husband appear in her blog too? I bet he loves that.
 
2014-07-10 10:01:26 AM

Laobaojun: Still an attention whore.


She's a novelist with a blog. Free press is a good thing.
 
2014-07-10 10:02:01 AM
It's as if fat people aren't actually persecuted, just like Christian conservatives aren't.
 
2014-07-10 10:02:43 AM
I've received more of those messages than negative ones makes me really hopeful for the future of fat people."

Oh GOOD.
Protip: You're still fat.
 
2014-07-10 10:04:31 AM

browntimmy: Truly a hero, this woman is the Rosa Parks of fat people.


I know you're just being snarky, but sad thing is there's probably people who see her that way.

As an overweight person, I do not believe in glorifying fatness, it needs to go away in favor of healthy bodies.

I'm not saying she should feel ashamed of her body, but she should be realistic and lose weight to help her health, like many sane people are.
 
2014-07-10 10:05:54 AM

browntimmy: Truly a hero, this woman is the Rosa Parks of fat people.


No. this woman IS the bus.
 
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