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2014-07-10 08:56:27 AM
Quite a collection of pictures here.
 
2014-07-10 09:55:44 AM
Unfortunately her students are shiatty learners.
 
2014-07-10 10:13:32 AM
At least she cared enough to provide them with marketable skills that would help them in the future

Extra truthy given it's Jacksonville we're talking about here.
 
2014-07-10 10:16:11 AM

Sybarite: Quite a collection of pictures here.


championsclub.squarespace.com
 
2014-07-10 10:19:08 AM
Is she going to be put on the sex offenders list?
 
2014-07-10 11:26:59 AM
Oh, Jax. From the comments:

<i>Also I am 100% sure she voted for Obama which makes her some close relative to satan. No one should be able to never leave school and then teach kids. Anyone in any teaching field needs to have 10 years of industry experience. Want to fix the retarded kid problem but want to be "dependant" on the schools to raise them and then wonder why we are creating an insane amount of insanity Im sure some real people rather than robots would be good for that purpose. Finally what do we really expect? Im in my 40s and its my freaking retarded, to the maximum, parents and there stupid "baby boomer" generation. They have "baby" in thier generation name and we wonder why they act like children? Think about it, if it wasnt for the aliens crashing at Rozwell and thier generations parents(my grandparents) being bad to the bone this country would be screwed. Image Hitler or Mousaline or any of the prior generation running things now a days... we would be all hippied out! The baby boomer generation screwed up the 60s, the 70s, thier kids born in the 70s, the 80s for sure(disco? Come on man... And yes I do know and agree the Bee Gees are in fact awesome(ABBA is ok too) but they were all FOREIGNERS!!! BRITS AND EUROPENS! Anyway I digress. So yeah, we are going to have to pull it all together like we did with everything else that our useless, idiot, whinning things we had as parents mangled along the way. It will take a little time and hopefully they dont ruin it completely. So take that TWERKING LADY! And show us some boob too! Jeez... </i>
 
2014-07-10 11:31:11 AM
I'm about as open minded as you can get, and I also think she needs to be fired and possibly jailed....
 
2014-07-10 11:32:52 AM

Sybarite: Quite a collection of pictures here.


Wow, what a dog! Also, check out the canine.

Someone had to.
 
2014-07-10 11:32:56 AM

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Oh, Jax. From the comments:

<i>Also I am 100% sure she voted for Obama which makes her some close relative to satan. No one should be able to never leave school and then teach kids. Anyone in any teaching field needs to have 10 years of industry experience. Want to fix the retarded kid problem but want to be "dependant" on the schools to raise them and then wonder why we are creating an insane amount of insanity Im sure some real people rather than robots would be good for that purpose. Finally what do we really expect? Im in my 40s and its my freaking retarded, to the maximum, parents and there stupid "baby boomer" generation. They have "baby" in thier generation name and we wonder why they act like children? Think about it, if it wasnt for the aliens crashing at Rozwell and thier generations parents(my grandparents) being bad to the bone this country would be screwed. Image Hitler or Mousaline or any of the prior generation running things now a days... we would be all hippied out! The baby boomer generation screwed up the 60s, the 70s, thier kids born in the 70s, the 80s for sure(disco? Come on man... And yes I do know and agree the Bee Gees are in fact awesome(ABBA is ok too) but they were all FOREIGNERS!!! BRITS AND EUROPENS! Anyway I digress. So yeah, we are going to have to pull it all together like we did with everything else that our useless, idiot, whinning things we had as parents mangled along the way. It will take a little time and hopefully they dont ruin it completely. So take that TWERKING LADY! And show us some boob too! Jeez... </i>


That's genius is what THAT is.
 
2014-07-10 11:34:06 AM
The ca... The ca... The cat in the ha...
 
2014-07-10 11:34:20 AM
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2014-07-10 11:34:26 AM
So, the teacher assigned her class hometwerk?
 
2014-07-10 11:34:39 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: Unfortunately her students are shiatty learners.


I didn't have my catsup ready.
 
2014-07-10 11:35:28 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: Unfortunately her students are shiatty learners.


That girl he was making fun of looks like she needs to go to the hospital.  A hospital made out of sandwiches.
 
2014-07-10 11:36:11 AM
Can a monitor get a table dance?
 
2014-07-10 11:37:02 AM

fireclown: Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Oh, Jax. From the comments:

<i>Also I am 100% sure she voted for Obama which makes her some close relative to satan. No one should be able to never leave school and then teach kids. Anyone in any teaching field needs to have 10 years of industry experience. Want to fix the retarded kid problem but want to be "dependant" on the schools to raise them and then wonder why we are creating an insane amount of insanity Im sure some real people rather than robots would be good for that purpose. Finally what do we really expect? Im in my 40s and its my freaking retarded, to the maximum, parents and there stupid "baby boomer" generation. They have "baby" in thier generation name and we wonder why they act like children? Think about it, if it wasnt for the aliens crashing at Rozwell and thier generations parents(my grandparents) being bad to the bone this country would be screwed. Image Hitler or Mousaline or any of the prior generation running things now a days... we would be all hippied out! The baby boomer generation screwed up the 60s, the 70s, thier kids born in the 70s, the 80s for sure(disco? Come on man... And yes I do know and agree the Bee Gees are in fact awesome(ABBA is ok too) but they were all FOREIGNERS!!! BRITS AND EUROPENS! Anyway I digress. So yeah, we are going to have to pull it all together like we did with everything else that our useless, idiot, whinning things we had as parents mangled along the way. It will take a little time and hopefully they dont ruin it completely. So take that TWERKING LADY! And show us some boob too! Jeez... </i>

That's genius is what THAT is.


Out yourself, who ever you are. We know you're here.
 
2014-07-10 11:37:11 AM

SpdrJay: I'm about as open minded as you can get, and I also think she needs to be fired and possibly jailed....


if you want her to be jailed you might not be as open minded as you can get.
 
2014-07-10 11:37:24 AM
What does it me to twerk "on" someone?
 
2014-07-10 11:41:04 AM

Headso: SpdrJay: I'm about as open minded as you can get, and I also think she needs to be fired and possibly jailed....

if you want her to be jailed you might not be as open minded as you can get.


Are you saying this wasn't sexual in nature? Because it sure looks sexual to me.
 
2014-07-10 11:41:54 AM

vudukungfu: fireclown: Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Oh, Jax. From the comments:

<i>Also I am 100% sure she voted for Obama which makes her some close relative to satan. No one should be able to never leave school and then teach kids. Anyone in any teaching field needs to have 10 years of industry experience. Want to fix the retarded kid problem but want to be "dependant" on the schools to raise them and then wonder why we are creating an insane amount of insanity Im sure some real people rather than robots would be good for that purpose. Finally what do we really expect? Im in my 40s and its my freaking retarded, to the maximum, parents and there stupid "baby boomer" generation. They have "baby" in thier generation name and we wonder why they act like children? Think about it, if it wasnt for the aliens crashing at Rozwell and thier generations parents(my grandparents) being bad to the bone this country would be screwed. Image Hitler or Mousaline or any of the prior generation running things now a days... we would be all hippied out! The baby boomer generation screwed up the 60s, the 70s, thier kids born in the 70s, the 80s for sure(disco? Come on man... And yes I do know and agree the Bee Gees are in fact awesome(ABBA is ok too) but they were all FOREIGNERS!!! BRITS AND EUROPENS! Anyway I digress. So yeah, we are going to have to pull it all together like we did with everything else that our useless, idiot, whinning things we had as parents mangled along the way. It will take a little time and hopefully they dont ruin it completely. So take that TWERKING LADY! And show us some boob too! Jeez... </i>

That's genius is what THAT is.

Out yourself, who ever you are. We know you're here.


Allow me to add:  Holy crap!
 
2014-07-10 11:41:58 AM

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Oh, Jax. From the comments:

<i>Also I am 100% sure she voted for Obama which makes her some close relative to satan. No one should be able to never leave school and then teach kids. Anyone in any teaching field needs to have 10 years of industry experience. Want to fix the retarded kid problem but want to be "dependant" on the schools to raise them and then wonder why we are creating an insane amount of insanity Im sure some real people rather than robots would be good for that purpose. Finally what do we really expect? Im in my 40s and its my freaking retarded, to the maximum, parents and there stupid "baby boomer" generation. They have "baby" in thier generation name and we wonder why they act like children? Think about it, if it wasnt for the aliens crashing at Rozwell and thier generations parents(my grandparents) being bad to the bone this country would be screwed. Image Hitler or Mousaline or any of the prior generation running things now a days... we would be all hippied out! The baby boomer generation screwed up the 60s, the 70s, thier kids born in the 70s, the 80s for sure(disco? Come on man... And yes I do know and agree the Bee Gees are in fact awesome(ABBA is ok too) but they were all FOREIGNERS!!! BRITS AND EUROPENS! Anyway I digress. So yeah, we are going to have to pull it all together like we did with everything else that our useless, idiot, whinning things we had as parents mangled along the way. It will take a little time and hopefully they dont ruin it completely. So take that TWERKING LADY! And show us some boob too! Jeez... </i>



That post.... it's awesome. I feel like such an amateur.
 
2014-07-10 11:43:18 AM
as a juror i would say "PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN."
 
2014-07-10 11:44:21 AM
She appears to be qualified.
 
2014-07-10 11:45:35 AM
Have to get American kids interested in soccer somehow.
 
2014-07-10 11:48:55 AM

vudukungfu: fireclown: Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Oh, Jax. From the comments:

That's genius is what THAT is.

Out yourself, who ever you are. We know you're here.


It almost sounds like Pocket Ninja...
 
2014-07-10 11:49:13 AM
This is the second this year this happened. Are teachers getting stupider or are they just less cunning?
 
2014-07-10 11:50:39 AM

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: *snip*


That was so painful I stopped reading after the first two sentences.
 
2014-07-10 11:51:38 AM

Cold_Sassy: vudukungfu: fireclown: Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Oh, Jax. From the comments:

<i>Also I am 100% sure she voted for Obama which makes her some close relative to satan. No one should be able to never leave school and then teach kids. Anyone in any teaching field needs to have 10 years of industry experience. Want to fix the retarded kid problem but want to be "dependant" on the schools to raise them and then wonder why we are creating an insane amount of insanity Im sure some real people rather than robots would be good for that purpose. Finally what do we really expect? Im in my 40s and its my freaking retarded, to the maximum, parents and there stupid "baby boomer" generation. They have "baby" in thier generation name and we wonder why they act like children? Think about it, if it wasnt for the aliens crashing at Rozwell and thier generations parents(my grandparents) being bad to the bone this country would be screwed. Image Hitler or Mousaline or any of the prior generation running things now a days... we would be all hippied out! The baby boomer generation screwed up the 60s, the 70s, thier kids born in the 70s, the 80s for sure(disco? Come on man... And yes I do know and agree the Bee Gees are in fact awesome(ABBA is ok too) but they were all FOREIGNERS!!! BRITS AND EUROPENS! Anyway I digress. So yeah, we are going to have to pull it all together like we did with everything else that our useless, idiot, whinning things we had as parents mangled along the way. It will take a little time and hopefully they dont ruin it completely. So take that TWERKING LADY! And show us some boob too! Jeez... </i>

That's genius is what THAT is.

Out yourself, who ever you are. We know you're here.

Allow me to add:  Holy crap!


One vote for Pocket Ninja.
 
2014-07-10 11:53:44 AM
Is it just me, or does it seem like the teachers that get caught with this stuff are disproportionately coaches/PE types, even if they have a "regular" classroom sometimes? Is there something about coaching that makes people stupid?

Oh, wait... answered my own question. Never mind!
 
2014-07-10 11:53:54 AM
I am spartacus
 
2014-07-10 11:53:59 AM
Screw Fark needs a ['MURICA] tag.
 
2014-07-10 11:54:22 AM

for good or for awesome: Dancin_In_Anson: Unfortunately her students are shiatty learners.

That girl he was making fun of looks like she needs to go to the hospital.  A hospital made out of sandwiches.


Right? I was like "Dachau child right there."
 
2014-07-10 11:54:34 AM
Screw *Florida*....
 
2014-07-10 11:54:43 AM
I find it interesting that the Mother of one of the students said: "Especially the way kids act these days..." like the Teacher is suppose to be the ultimate example and disciplinarian for her kids... Stupid Woman, Teacher's for learning not examples - if they were examples of how students should be then they wouldn't be teaching, they'd be doing... but unfortunately they are teaching so they can't do... oh wait, she's right... it is the teacher's fault for how kids act these days... Stupid woman...
 
2014-07-10 11:55:26 AM

cleveoh: Cold_Sassy: vudukungfu: fireclown: Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Oh, Jax. From the comments:

<i>Also I am 100% sure she voted for Obama which makes her some close relative to satan. No one should be able to never leave school and then teach kids. Anyone in any teaching field needs to have 10 years of industry experience. Want to fix the retarded kid problem but want to be "dependant" on the schools to raise them and then wonder why we are creating an insane amount of insanity Im sure some real people rather than robots would be good for that purpose. Finally what do we really expect? Im in my 40s and its my freaking retarded, to the maximum, parents and there stupid "baby boomer" generation. They have "baby" in thier generation name and we wonder why they act like children? Think about it, if it wasnt for the aliens crashing at Rozwell and thier generations parents(my grandparents) being bad to the bone this country would be screwed. Image Hitler or Mousaline or any of the prior generation running things now a days... we would be all hippied out! The baby boomer generation screwed up the 60s, the 70s, thier kids born in the 70s, the 80s for sure(disco? Come on man... And yes I do know and agree the Bee Gees are in fact awesome(ABBA is ok too) but they were all FOREIGNERS!!! BRITS AND EUROPENS! Anyway I digress. So yeah, we are going to have to pull it all together like we did with everything else that our useless, idiot, whinning things we had as parents mangled along the way. It will take a little time and hopefully they dont ruin it completely. So take that TWERKING LADY! And show us some boob too! Jeez... </i>

That's genius is what THAT is.

Out yourself, who ever you are. We know you're here.

Allow me to add:  Holy crap!

One vote for Pocket Ninja.


Nah.  The Ninja tends to use proper grammar and sentence structure.

meowsaidthedog.jpg
 
2014-07-10 11:57:20 AM
What a twerking teacher must look like:


images.collegemagazine.com
 
2014-07-10 12:00:44 PM

George_Spelvin: Screw *Florida*....


Fark needs an edit button as well I would say.
 
2014-07-10 12:02:00 PM

MooseBayou: cleveoh: Cold_Sassy: vudukungfu: fireclown: Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Oh, Jax. From the comments:

<i>Also I am 100% sure she voted for Obama which makes her some close relative to satan. No one should be able to never leave school and then teach kids. Anyone in any teaching field needs to have 10 years of industry experience. Want to fix the retarded kid problem but want to be "dependant" on the schools to raise them and then wonder why we are creating an insane amount of insanity Im sure some real people rather than robots would be good for that purpose. Finally what do we really expect? Im in my 40s and its my freaking retarded, to the maximum, parents and there stupid "baby boomer" generation. They have "baby" in thier generation name and we wonder why they act like children? Think about it, if it wasnt for the aliens crashing at Rozwell and thier generations parents(my grandparents) being bad to the bone this country would be screwed. Image Hitler or Mousaline or any of the prior generation running things now a days... we would be all hippied out! The baby boomer generation screwed up the 60s, the 70s, thier kids born in the 70s, the 80s for sure(disco? Come on man... And yes I do know and agree the Bee Gees are in fact awesome(ABBA is ok too) but they were all FOREIGNERS!!! BRITS AND EUROPENS! Anyway I digress. So yeah, we are going to have to pull it all together like we did with everything else that our useless, idiot, whinning things we had as parents mangled along the way. It will take a little time and hopefully they dont ruin it completely. So take that TWERKING LADY! And show us some boob too! Jeez... </i>

That's genius is what THAT is.

Out yourself, who ever you are. We know you're here.

Allow me to add:  Holy crap!

One vote for Pocket Ninja.

Nah.  The Ninja tends to use proper grammar and sentence structure.

meowsaidthedog.jpg


The doing of the dog which says meow is not the person here.
 
2014-07-10 12:03:05 PM
Florida tag has been working overtime
 
2014-07-10 12:05:07 PM

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Oh, Jax. From the comments:

<i>Also I am 100% sure she voted for Obama which makes her some close relative to satan. No one should be able to never leave school and then teach kids. Anyone in any teaching field needs to have 10 years of industry experience. Want to fix the retarded kid problem but want to be "dependant" on the schools to raise them and then wonder why we are creating an insane amount of insanity Im sure some real people rather than robots would be good for that purpose. Finally what do we really expect? Im in my 40s and its my freaking retarded, to the maximum, parents and there stupid "baby boomer" generation. They have "baby" in thier generation name and we wonder why they act like children? Think about it, if it wasnt for the aliens crashing at Rozwell and thier generations parents(my grandparents) being bad to the bone this country would be screwed. Image Hitler or Mousaline or any of the prior generation running things now a days... we would be all hippied out! The baby boomer generation screwed up the 60s, the 70s, thier kids born in the 70s, the 80s for sure(disco? Come on man... And yes I do know and agree the Bee Gees are in fact awesome(ABBA is ok too) but they were all FOREIGNERS!!! BRITS AND EUROPENS! Anyway I digress. So yeah, we are going to have to pull it all together like we did with everything else that our useless, idiot, whinning things we had as parents mangled along the way. It will take a little time and hopefully they dont ruin it completely. So take that TWERKING LADY! And show us some boob too! Jeez... </i>


That may be the best thing ive read all week.
 
2014-07-10 12:07:43 PM
This one has remained in my Top Ten Teachers in Trouble (The TTTinT)

Amy Northcutt, 26: Former history teacher at Turlock Christian School in Turlock, Calif. was arrested on June 2, 2008, along with her husband, Justin Northcutt, 27, a substitute teacher at the same school, for sending erotic text messages to a 16-year-old female student and attempting to arrange group sex with her. Police were called in when the girl's mother became suspicious of Mr. Nothcutt's attention toward her daughter.

media.morristechnology.com

And this one

Cameo Patch, 29: Substitute teacher at Tooele High School in Tooele, Utah, arrested for allegedly performing oral sex on a 17-year-old male student. The sexual activity was allegedly consensual, and reportedly took place off school grounds after the pair had exchanged phone numbers in a restaurant. In November 2006, Patch was sentenced to no jail time, despite comments from the judge that a man would have likely gone to prison.

www4.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2014-07-10 12:10:21 PM
is there a word for people that have vinyl-like skin? (that is, it looks like leather and plastic at the same time)
 
2014-07-10 12:11:07 PM

gilatrout: MooseBayou:

meowsaidthedog.jpg

The doing of the dog which says meow is not the person here.


Alt of the dog must you have been there!
 
2014-07-10 12:14:04 PM

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Oh, Jax. From the comments:

<i>Also I am 100% sure she voted for Obama which makes her some close relative to satan. No one should be able to never leave school and then teach kids. Anyone in any teaching field needs to have 10 years of industry experience. Want to fix the retarded kid problem but want to be "dependant" on the schools to raise them and then wonder why we are creating an insane amount of insanity Im sure some real people rather than robots would be good for that purpose. Finally what do we really expect? Im in my 40s and its my freaking retarded, to the maximum, parents and there stupid "baby boomer" generation. They have "baby" in thier generation name and we wonder why they act like children? Think about it, if it wasnt for the aliens crashing at Rozwell and thier generations parents(my grandparents) being bad to the bone this country would be screwed. Image Hitler or Mousaline or any of the prior generation running things now a days... we would be all hippied out! The baby boomer generation screwed up the 60s, the 70s, thier kids born in the 70s, the 80s for sure(disco? Come on man... And yes I do know and agree the Bee Gees are in fact awesome(ABBA is ok too) but they were all FOREIGNERS!!! BRITS AND EUROPENS! Anyway I digress. So yeah, we are going to have to pull it all together like we did with everything else that our useless, idiot, whinning things we had as parents mangled along the way. It will take a little time and hopefully they dont ruin it completely. So take that TWERKING LADY! And show us some boob too! Jeez... </i>


This has pocket ninja written all over it.
 
2014-07-10 12:22:23 PM
Isn't twerking on the FCAT? Should be, since in a few short years at least some of her students will be able to say, "I'm taking what they're giving cuz I'm twerking for a living."
 
2014-07-10 12:22:44 PM
I'd fark her
 
2014-07-10 12:26:56 PM
You know...

Here I was all missing Debra Lafave...

And Fla. comes through with some genuine, new, judgement-impaired teacher talent.

You go Fla. with your bad self!

/And, yeah...sure, she brought vodka as a housewarming gift...
 
2014-07-10 12:28:32 PM
So I was thinking "what kind of an idiot would do something so stupid" and click! Ah! Sarah Palin glasses. Got it.
 
2014-07-10 12:31:29 PM
That poor dog.
 
2014-07-10 12:31:38 PM

JackieRabbit: Sarah Palin glasses.


I've noticed that female conservatives go for that look, while the male of the species goes for the Senator McCarthy look.
 
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