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(KPTV Portland)   Your mom says you have to move out of her house. Do you C) trash the place and kill her cat   (kptv.com) divider line 69
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2014-07-09 06:44:03 PM
5 minutes later, my mom wouldn't remember that she had a cat, and then spend the rest of the week wondering why in the hell there's catfood under the cabinet.

/and then forget she had cabinets
//sigh
 
2014-07-09 06:57:48 PM
I'm familiar with the area and I'm not surprised.
 
2014-07-09 08:32:59 PM
eat your mom's pussy, don't kill it

wait. what?
 
2014-07-09 08:34:04 PM

Omahawg: eat your mom's pussy, don't kill it

wait. what?


This is even sicker than trashing the house and killing the cat.

I don't know whether to applaud or call the cops.
 
2014-07-09 08:34:30 PM
Well, I suppose going to jail IS moving out of your mom's house.
 
2014-07-09 08:35:47 PM
FTA

"A cat was also found dead, with its throat appearing to have been cut, according to police.  "

"A necropsy has been ordered to determine the exact cause of the animal's death. "

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say...parasites.

Parasites did the old cat in.
 
2014-07-09 08:35:53 PM
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2014-07-09 08:37:31 PM
A cat was also found dead, with its throat appearing to have been cut, according to police.


 A necropsy has been ordered to determine the exact cause of the animal's death.

Really??? Let me take an uneducated guess...
Idiots.
 
2014-07-09 08:37:35 PM

Gyrfalcon: This is even sicker than trashing the house and killing the cat.

I don't know whether to applaud or call the cops.


If your profile is correct and you've been around longer than 4chan, you should just look at that post and go 'meh'.

How the hell are you not super jaded....
 
2014-07-09 08:38:53 PM

Capo Del Bandito: FTA

"A cat was also found dead, with its throat appearing to have been cut, according to police.  "

"A necropsy has been ordered to determine the exact cause of the animal's death. "

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say...parasites.

Parasites did the old cat in.


dammit!
 
2014-07-09 08:39:55 PM
What's this guy's Fark handle?
 
2014-07-09 08:39:58 PM

Capo Del Bandito: Gyrfalcon: This is even sicker than trashing the house and killing the cat.

I don't know whether to applaud or call the cops.

If your profile is correct and you've been around longer than 4chan, you should just look at that post and go 'meh'.

How the hell are you not super jaded....


I am, totally.

Why I'm torn between my two options.
 
2014-07-09 08:40:35 PM

dolphinsgonwild: A cat was also found dead, with its throat appearing to have been cut, according to police.


 A necropsy has been ordered to determine the exact cause of the animal's death.

Really??? Let me take an uneducated guess...
Idiots.


It's meaningless in court without a proper report from a coroner and/or vet. Burden of proof and all that.
 
2014-07-09 08:42:01 PM

Gyrfalcon: Capo Del Bandito: Gyrfalcon: This is even sicker than trashing the house and killing the cat.

I don't know whether to applaud or call the cops.

If your profile is correct and you've been around longer than 4chan, you should just look at that post and go 'meh'.

How the hell are you not super jaded....

I am, totally.

Why I'm torn between my two options.


just send me naked pictures of your wife instead?

or, you know, your mom? or your mom's cat?

ooooo your mom AND her cat
 
2014-07-09 08:46:05 PM
What night will this case be heard on Judge Judy?

Who killed the cat?  Ah, that would be ah you.
 
2014-07-09 08:46:23 PM
Rape the cattle, and stampede the women.

As for the cat ...
www.posterlux.ru
 
2014-07-09 08:46:32 PM
Jonathan works on being a boor,
Spending his time on Craigslist and eBay,
Mama Leone left a note on the door,
She said, "Sonny, move out to the country."

Oh but pushin' too hard can cause a cat attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack!
You oughta know by now,
Who needs to rent out in Gresham,
When you can live with your mom for no money?
 
2014-07-09 08:46:58 PM
If it weren't for the dead cat, I'd wonder what his FARK handle is...

/ FARKERS like cats....so that rules out anyone here, IMHO.
 
2014-07-09 08:51:43 PM
I-5 cruiser

Behold - The perfect citizen of obama's America.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-09 08:52:44 PM
If he wanted to get away with it he should have shot the cat. Hell with the number of cop shoots dog stories lately any crappy lawyer could get a jury to believe the cops shot it on the way in.
 
2014-07-09 08:53:36 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: If it weren't for the dead cat, I'd wonder what his FARK handle is...

/ FARKERS like cats....so that rules out anyone here, IMHO.


except the people who troll kittypie
 
2014-07-09 08:54:19 PM
Never kill a cat.

Never throw a bong.
 
2014-07-09 08:54:21 PM

Kittypie070: I-5 cruiser

Behold - The perfect citizen of obama's America.


ohnhai dere
 
2014-07-09 08:56:15 PM
Don't ferget to piss in the coffee maker

oh, wait, that's when you get fired
 
2014-07-09 08:56:53 PM

Glitchwerks: What's this guy's Fark handle?


"Cthulhu's Cat Handler"?
 
2014-07-09 08:57:25 PM
I don't know which Farker this is, but I know they're active in the MLP threads.
 
2014-07-09 09:02:55 PM
*paces angrily*
 
2014-07-09 09:04:17 PM
The Beastie Boys never mentioned offing the cat.

WTF?
 
2014-07-09 09:11:22 PM
Well it worked. Dude now has a new place to stay
 
2014-07-09 09:16:39 PM
He figured out what he needed the rope for.
 
2014-07-09 09:19:06 PM
"Man" trashes mom's home, kills cat after being told to move out
 
2014-07-09 09:23:18 PM
Cat wasn't dead until someone observed it.
 
2014-07-09 09:24:37 PM
Amateur.

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it with gasoline and throw a lit match on top of it.

/I can haz wud chipr rvenj plz
 
2014-07-09 09:30:16 PM

MooseBayou: Rape the cattle, and stampede the women.

As for the cat ...


It's "Rape the horses and rode-off on the women!"
 
2014-07-09 09:30:25 PM

Kittypie070: *paces angrily*


Cats don't pace?
 
2014-07-09 09:30:35 PM

Capo Del Bandito: FTA

"A cat was also found dead, with its throat appearing to have been cut, according to police.  "

"A necropsy has been ordered to determine the exact cause of the animal's death. "

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say...parasites.

Parasites did the old cat in.


I'm going feline immunodeficiency virus.

/yes that's real
 
2014-07-09 09:31:45 PM

Capo Del Bandito: Gyrfalcon: This is even sicker than trashing the house and killing the cat.

I don't know whether to applaud or call the cops.

If your profile is correct and you've been around longer than 4chan, you should just look at that post and go 'meh'.

How the hell are you not super jaded....


this.

all I'm thinking is "well she won't get pregnant."
 
2014-07-09 09:31:46 PM
Somebody's not getting invited to thanksgiving dinner.
 
2014-07-09 09:32:37 PM
i258.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-09 09:34:07 PM

MooseBayou: Rape the cattle, and stampede the women.

As for the cat ...


so marry the cat
 
2014-07-09 09:36:13 PM

Yaw String: Cat wasn't dead until someone observed it.


*golf clap, a single tear is shed*
 
2014-07-09 09:37:05 PM

JoieD'Zen: I'm familiar with the area and I'm not surprised.


Ayup. I haven't been to Gresham since I moved to Tigard but I used to live on 162nd and Burnside, right on the edge.
 
2014-07-09 09:42:21 PM
I was thinking schizophrenic break but given the mugshot I've got to go with giant asshat as the presumptive diagnosis. I'm thinking his personality type does extraordinarily badly in your standard PMITA prison situation. He's going to biting his pillow and crying for his mommy in no time.
 
2014-07-09 09:42:59 PM

dv-ous: dolphinsgonwild: A cat was also found dead, with its throat appearing to have been cut, according to police.


 A necropsy has been ordered to determine the exact cause of the animal's death.

Really??? Let me take an uneducated guess...
Idiots.

It's meaningless in court without a proper report from a coroner and/or vet. Burden of proof and all that.


Cat suicide. Cat was choking and needed emergency tracheostomy. Cat was killed by the one armed man. Self defense. Testing out nine lives theory (could be false or already used eight). Mussolini reenactment. Curiosity.
 
2014-07-09 09:48:45 PM

Yaw String: Cat wasn't dead until someone observed it.


This is soooo good.
 
2014-07-09 09:53:40 PM

Capo Del Bandito: FTA

"A cat was also found dead, with its throat appearing to have been cut, according to police.  "

"A necropsy has been ordered to determine the exact cause of the animal's death. "

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say...parasites.

Parasites did the old cat in.


Her son was 27 and living with her, so I'd say you are spot on. ;p
 
2014-07-09 09:55:11 PM
Should have just cut that hair...
 
2014-07-09 09:56:35 PM
Behold - The perfect citizen of obama's America.

It is the entitlement attitude, this guy was entitled to live in his mom's house......
 
2014-07-09 09:57:02 PM

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Drop Dead Fred?

www.thewebsiteofdoom.com
 
2014-07-09 09:58:42 PM
My brother finally told his daughter to move out when she was 26, and she just moved out, and now she has to support herself and pay her own college tuition. What a loser.
 
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