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(KIRO TV)   If you donated human skulls to the Goodwill in Bellevue, Washington, please call the medical examiner. You won't get in any trouble. Promise   (kirotv.com) divider line 89
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2014-07-09 08:15:39 PM
Look, all I was doing was rebuilding the chimney on the former home of Bo Diddley.  It's not my fault he used, erm, unconventional building materials.  Don't even get me on the subject of the siding he used!

And what else was I supposed to do with them, just throw them out in the trash?
 
2014-07-09 08:24:05 PM
I got a tombstone hand
And a graveyard mind.
 
2014-07-09 10:33:26 PM
I have a human skull.  Got it in school, the last class to get one.  I often wonder what will happen to it when I'm gone and wonder if it will raise a shiat storm when found.
 
2014-07-09 10:49:49 PM

EAST SIDE, BIATCHES!

Only here would someone say, "hey, y'know, I've got these three skulls, and I've no clue as to what to do with them...maybe Goodwill could sell them?"
 
2014-07-09 10:50:07 PM
fc06.deviantart.net

Cathy lacks an appreciation for the way the light hits the skulls.
 
2014-07-09 10:51:53 PM
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"Damn you Goodwill! That's the last time I give you guys my donated fishnet shirts!"
 
2014-07-09 10:54:45 PM
At least they moved the bones when they moved the grave stones this time, geez.
 
2014-07-09 10:58:46 PM
working at a goodwill myself have never gotten a human skull but have gotten plenty of animal skulls and such(get animals that have been stuffed or just the skins all the time).  Freaks out some of the female employees all the time.
 
2014-07-09 11:02:21 PM
Heads up people.
 
2014-07-09 11:03:31 PM

FormlessOne: EAST SIDE, BIATCHES!Only here would someone say, "hey, y'know, I've got these three skulls, and I've no clue as to what to do with them...maybe Goodwill could sell them?"


Claim'em on your taxes as a donation to charity?
 
2014-07-09 11:09:18 PM
I used to see a creepy hippy van parked in front of my apt building that had a human skull perched on the dashboard. Creeped me the fark out.

I kept planning to call somebody about it, but never did. I hope it wasn't a serial killer living in my building - or if it was, I'm glad he moved. Hopefully.
 
2014-07-09 11:12:48 PM
Serial killers, skulls in charity bins, stabbing your mom's pussy, welcome to the Pacific Northwest.
 
2014-07-09 11:13:09 PM

basemetal: Got it in school, the last class to get one.


Medical school?
 
2014-07-09 11:14:48 PM

Max Awesome: I used to see a creepy hippy van parked in front of my apt building that had a human skull perched on the dashboard. Creeped me the fark out.

I kept planning to call somebody about it, but never did. I hope it wasn't a serial killer living in my building - or if it was, I'm glad he moved. Hopefully.


That sounds like a good theft deterrent. How many criminals are superstitious?
 
2014-07-09 11:16:14 PM

FormlessOne: EAST SIDE, BIATCHES!Only here would someone say, "hey, y'know, I've got these three skulls, and I've no clue as to what to do with them...maybe Goodwill could sell them?"


Eastsiiide!

/Grew up in Woodinville.
 
2014-07-09 11:20:17 PM
Was the duffel bag nice?

www.polyvore.com
 
2014-07-09 11:22:02 PM

UsikFark: basemetal: Got it in school, the last class to get one.

Medical school?


I hope to hell it wasn't Accounting.
 
2014-07-09 11:23:03 PM
Err Ok, I wanted to do the right thing, but the pretender made me, doo,... things... that where not natural, and when the Austrian body builder started in I... I....

I was raped.....
 
2014-07-09 11:23:58 PM
The more shocking news is that the Bellevue city council allowed a business as un-posh as a Goodwill to open in the city.
 
2014-07-09 11:26:18 PM

NullReferenceException: The more shocking news is that the Bellevue city council allowed a business as un-posh as a Goodwill to open in the city.


It's near Crossroads and is buried way behind other stores, it's okay.
 
2014-07-09 11:27:08 PM

dv-ous: UsikFark: basemetal: Got it in school, the last class to get one.

Medical school?

I hope to hell it wasn't Accounting.


My guess was law school
 
2014-07-09 11:27:17 PM

NullReferenceException: The more shocking news is that the Bellevue city council allowed a business as un-posh as a Goodwill to open in the city.


What do Bellevue moms make for dinner?


Reservations.
 
2014-07-09 11:29:43 PM
Goodwill is a for-profit business, not a charity, so no deduction for you!

/found out the hard way
//IRS audit, yo.
 
2014-07-09 11:31:53 PM

basemetal: I have a human skull.


Hey, me too!
 
2014-07-09 11:45:17 PM
"I thought it was just a few of my old hydrocephalic skull replicas."

rlv.zcache.com
 
2014-07-09 11:45:29 PM

fusillade762: basemetal: I have a human skull.

Hey, me too!


Mine's inhuman.
 
2014-07-09 11:47:03 PM

mikaloyd: dv-ous: UsikFark: basemetal: Got it in school, the last class to get one.

Medical school?

I hope to hell it wasn't Accounting.

My guess was law school


My girlfriend brought one back to my place from medical school.  Placed it on my "dining room" table, which I can clearly see from the couch as it was an apartment.  She crashes out, leaving me and the skull to stare at each other.
 
2014-07-09 11:52:06 PM
Stop giving head.
 
2014-07-09 11:54:04 PM
We REALLY like to recycle in Seattle.
Your move, Portland (Difficulty: No skulls with bird stickers).
 
2014-07-10 12:03:31 AM
I thought the same thing subby did when I read the article this morning. No mention of no questions asked; it was just the cops saying, "anyone with information needs to tell us where you got these skulls!" Good police work there, Lou . . .
 
2014-07-10 12:03:37 AM
Apparently India exported human bones until 1985 and China exported bones until 2008. I knew a guy who had a skeleton from India, idk how much it cost him but he stored it in a cardboard box. He had loads of animal skeletons and shells because he was the curator of a small natural history museum.
 
2014-07-10 12:06:06 AM

C6H12O6 Daddy: I thought the same thing subby did when I read the article this morning. No mention of no questions asked; it was just the cops saying, "anyone with information needs to tell us where you got these skulls!" Good police work there, Lou . . .


The skulls once belonged to people who asked too many questions.
 
2014-07-10 12:10:07 AM

theflatline: The_Sponge: NullReferenceException: The more shocking news is that the Bellevue city council allowed a business as un-posh as a Goodwill to open in the city.

What do Bellevue moms make for dinner?


Reservations.


*Fist Bump*
 
2014-07-10 12:14:01 AM

The_Sponge: C6H12O6 Daddy: I thought the same thing subby did when I read the article this morning. No mention of no questions asked; it was just the cops saying, "anyone with information needs to tell us where you got these skulls!" Good police work there, Lou . . .

The skulls once belonged to people who asked too many questions.


"You guys wanna see somethin' AWESOME?!!" For example.
 
2014-07-10 12:14:56 AM

The_Sponge: C6H12O6 Daddy: I thought the same thing subby did when I read the article this morning. No mention of no questions asked; it was just the cops saying, "anyone with information needs to tell us where you got these skulls!" Good police work there, Lou . . .

The skulls once belonged to people who asked too many questions.


the Perp
 
2014-07-10 12:27:23 AM
They probably came from the consultants who originally tried to donate Hot Cocoa Sampler Boxes
 
2014-07-10 12:31:29 AM
Why hasn't anyone questioned Macbeth?


/really, Fark? I had to do that myself?
//used to Fark tastes running the gamut
///2B or not 2B, which is the apartment?
 
2014-07-10 12:32:32 AM
Can they still vote for Jim McDermott?

/ got nothin
 
2014-07-10 12:39:51 AM

Resident Muslim: Why hasn't anyone questioned Macbeth?


/really, Fark? I had to do that myself?
//used to Fark tastes running the gamut
///2B or not 2B, which is the apartment?


Maybe you mean Hamlet.
 
2014-07-10 12:40:15 AM

jumac: working at a goodwill myself have never gotten a human skull but have gotten plenty of animal skulls and such(get animals that have been stuffed or just the skins all the time).  Freaks out some of the female employees all the time.


I have a whole collection of animal skulls, about 20 of them. Some good ones too, not just deer or cows. Found every one of them myself. I have some gross stories to go along with a few of them too.

I know, it's a weird hobby. I just got a few (huge elk rack to start) and then I found some cool ones, and then I got a horse skull, and......
 
2014-07-10 12:49:36 AM

UsikFark: Resident Muslim: Why hasn't anyone questioned Macbeth?


/really, Fark? I had to do that myself?
//used to Fark tastes running the gamut
///2B or not 2B, which is the apartment?

Maybe you mean Hamlet.


Nice catch...and especially good, gentle reply.
 
2014-07-10 12:50:19 AM
Yea they said no questions last time.
 
2014-07-10 12:56:44 AM
Why can't I ever find cool shiat like this? I go to Goodwill and all I find are broken ashtrays, three-legged chairs, About a hundred copies of "The Users Guide to Windows 98", and clothes that went out of style in 1983!
 
2014-07-10 12:59:06 AM

dittybopper: Look, all I was doing was rebuilding the chimney on the former home of Bo Diddley.  It's not my fault he used, erm, unconventional building materials.  Don't even get me on the subject of the siding he used!

And what else was I supposed to do with them, just throw them out in the trash?


The cut of your jib. I like it.

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-10 01:02:21 AM

UsikFark: Resident Muslim: Why hasn't anyone questioned Macbeth?


/really, Fark? I had to do that myself?
//used to Fark tastes running the gamut
///2B or not 2B, which is the apartment?

Maybe you mean Hamlet.


Nah.
Hamlet used to be in 3C, but he moved out.


/shaddup
 
2014-07-10 01:10:56 AM

cryinoutloud: jumac: working at a goodwill myself have never gotten a human skull but have gotten plenty of animal skulls and such(get animals that have been stuffed or just the skins all the time).  Freaks out some of the female employees all the time.

I have a whole collection of animal skulls, about 20 of them. Some good ones too, not just deer or cows. Found every one of them myself. I have some gross stories to go along with a few of them too.

I know, it's a weird hobby. I just got a few (huge elk rack to start) and then I found some cool ones, and then I got a horse skull, and......


Jeffrey Dahmer did too
 
2014-07-10 01:12:26 AM
How did they know it was a native American child? I can see knowing it's a child, but do natives really have skulls shaped that distinctly?

Or did someone paint a Washington Redskins logo on it?
 
2014-07-10 01:21:27 AM
Alas, poor Yorick...

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-10 01:24:11 AM

Point02GPA: UsikFark: Resident Muslim: Why hasn't anyone questioned Macbeth?


/really, Fark? I had to do that myself?
//used to Fark tastes running the gamut
///2B or not 2B, which is the apartment?

Maybe you mean Hamlet.

Nice catch...and especially good, gentle reply.


The gentle, overnight Fark comment.
 
2014-07-10 01:25:39 AM
I was at a party where one of the host's grand daddy's was a anthropologist of some note. There was a real human skull in his bedroom.

I was drunk and defiled it.
 
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