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(US Magazine)   Most beautiful babby of all time about to be born, stalked by paparazzi   (usmagazine.com) divider line 59
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2014-07-09 08:51:57 PM  
Obligatory, because I said so.

i92.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-09 09:34:57 PM  
Is this child going to be a real human being?
 
2014-07-09 09:38:09 PM  
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-09 09:43:15 PM  
Who's the baby daddy?
 
2014-07-09 09:50:22 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-09 09:55:43 PM  
eva mendes? ew no
 
2014-07-09 09:56:56 PM  
Hopefully the baby can act, but I don't hold out hope that it will get that genetically.
 
2014-07-09 09:57:21 PM  
Rachel McAdams might have to take a break from farking time travelers to exact her revenge.
 
2014-07-09 09:58:21 PM  

Prey4reign: Who's the baby daddy?


Fb-.
 
2014-07-09 10:01:19 PM  
Subby, "the most beautiful babby" is 50 and a multi-Emmy winner, thanks to L&O:SVU.
 
2014-07-09 10:02:16 PM  
Is the baby going to just stare off into the distance until someone feeds it?
 
2014-07-09 10:09:23 PM  
Has anyone told her she can't drink during the pregnancy?
 
2014-07-09 10:10:45 PM  
To be delivered by Gosling's abs.
 
2014-07-09 10:21:09 PM  
content.internetvideoarchive.com

He doesn't look so beautiful.
 
2014-07-09 10:24:14 PM  

cryinoutloud: Obligatory, because I said so.

[i92.photobucket.com image 600x500]


Always found it 'interesting' that feminists use a male with an impossible-to-achieve physique and perfect physical qualities in order to represent their 'perfect boyfriend.'

(read 'interesting' as 'hypocritical')
 
2014-07-09 10:36:18 PM  

moothemagiccow: eva mendes? ew no


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-09 10:40:58 PM  

fusillade762: [s2.quickmeme.com image 625x351]


Lawd help me, that was my first thought.

There is no part of Eva Mendes I wouldn't lick until my tongue was raw.

www.luxuo.com
 
2014-07-09 10:50:14 PM  
a real human being baby
 
2014-07-09 10:51:43 PM  

mcmnky: fusillade762: [s2.quickmeme.com image 625x351]

Lawd help me, that was my first thought.

There is no part of Eva Mendes I wouldn't lick until my tongue was raw.

[www.luxuo.com image 768x1023]


She is the spic Cindy Crawford, I would start at her anus is she wanted me to.
 
2014-07-09 10:55:26 PM  

mcmnky: fusillade762: [s2.quickmeme.com image 625x351]

Lawd help me, that was my first thought.

There is no part of Eva Mendes I wouldn't lick until my tongue was raw.


And there would be a mile-long line of dudes wanting to sniff your tongue the second you got done.
 
2014-07-09 10:58:27 PM  

theflatline: mcmnky: fusillade762: [s2.quickmeme.com image 625x351]

Lawd help me, that was my first thought.

There is no part of Eva Mendes I wouldn't lick until my tongue was raw.

[www.luxuo.com image 768x1023]

She is the spic Cindy Crawford, I would start at her anus is she wanted me to.


Hell, I'd start at her anus just because.
 
2014-07-09 11:01:35 PM  
This kid is going to look like a Conan "If they mated" sketch.

Hopefully it doesn't have Down's or some other late-mother disease.
 
2014-07-09 11:12:40 PM  
They've both had pretty aggressive nose jobs.
 
2014-07-09 11:20:32 PM  

sweatybronson: cryinoutloud: Obligatory, because I said so.

[i92.photobucket.com image 600x500]

Always found it 'interesting' that feminists use a male with an impossible-to-achieve physique and perfect physical qualities in order to represent their 'perfect boyfriend.'

(read 'interesting' as 'hypocritical')


You sound fat
/and ugly
//and insecure
 
2014-07-09 11:24:26 PM  
Two words, subby.

Rumer Willis.
 
2014-07-09 11:29:58 PM  

sweatybronson: cryinoutloud: Obligatory, because I said so.

[i92.photobucket.com image 600x500]

Always found it 'interesting' that feminists use a male with an impossible-to-achieve physique and perfect physical qualities in order to represent their 'perfect boyfriend.'

(read 'interesting' as 'hypocritical')


"Impossible-to-achieve physique"? He looks like a stiff breeze would blow him away.
 
2014-07-09 11:33:41 PM  
Since when is 3 years a long time?

/Oh...Hollywood long...got it.
 
2014-07-09 11:33:44 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: sweatybronson: cryinoutloud: Obligatory, because I said so.

[i92.photobucket.com image 600x500]

Always found it 'interesting' that feminists use a male with an impossible-to-achieve physique and perfect physical qualities in order to represent their 'perfect boyfriend.'

(read 'interesting' as 'hypocritical')

"Impossible-to-achieve physique"? He looks like a stiff breeze would blow him away.


Crazy, Stupid, Love would disagree...
 
2014-07-09 11:39:18 PM  

jeanwearinfool: sweatybronson:

You sound fat
/and ugly
//and insecure


Definitely not fat. Not at all ugly. Insecure? Meh. Probably less insecure than the average Farker (tall for a midget / skinny for a kid at fat camp / emotional for a Vulcan / etc.).

Those feminists who complain about the presentation of only specific body types and the media's focus on beauty and how women are judged by their looks...  When they are the same ones who spread those memes with Ryan 'one of the most physically attractive men on earth' Gosling, yeah, they're being hypocritical.
 
2014-07-09 11:42:21 PM  
I never really understood the Ryan Gosling thing.  It's not that he's unattractive, but he's never done anything for me.  There are much better looking men in Hollywood in my opinion.  Maybe it's because I've never seen any of his movies so I haven't fallen in love with whatever romantic character he's played in the past.  However, seeing his pictures online or in magazines just makes me go "meh."

/Brad PItt and Angelina Jolie probably made the prettiest babies in Hollywood.
 
2014-07-09 11:57:53 PM  

Prey4reign: Who's the baby daddy?


media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-07-10 12:16:24 AM  

sweatybronson: cryinoutloud: Obligatory, because I said so.
[i92.photobucket.com image 600x500]
Always found it 'interesting' that feminists use a male with an impossible-to-achieve physique and perfect physical qualities in order to represent their 'perfect boyfriend.'
(read 'interesting' as 'hypocritical')


It's a joke, son--a joke. I find it interesting that you missed that.
(read "interesting" as "pretty stupid.")
A MAN probably made that pic.
 
2014-07-10 12:18:10 AM  

www.dvdtalk.com
I wish I knew of a better screenshot photo, but Baby Jacob, son of Vincent and Catherine on the final season of the 1980s Beauty and the Beast series,
was easily the most beautiful baby I've ever seen on TV. He was so beautiful that it hurt to look at him, with him in the clutches of the incredibly evil villain Gabriel.
You can't really tell with this photo, though, since so little of his face is visible.

 
2014-07-10 12:25:17 AM  
'Bout time for her.  I remember when Harry Hamlin & Ursula Andress made a baby, thanks to  Clash of the Titans. She not only was 44, but she also wasn't too posh to push.
 
2014-07-10 01:04:50 AM  

mcmnky: fusillade762: [s2.quickmeme.com image 625x351]

Lawd help me, that was my first thought.

There is no part of Eva Mendes I wouldn't lick until my tongue was raw.


Her brain? Just sayin.
 
2014-07-10 01:07:04 AM  
"An insider confirms"

Not saying it isn't true but if you don't read  anything after that with a mountain of salt you are a retard.
 
2014-07-10 01:19:41 AM  

sweatybronson: cryinoutloud: Obligatory, because I said so.

[i92.photobucket.com image 600x500]

Always found it 'interesting' that feminists use a male with an impossible-to-achieve physique and perfect physical qualities in order to represent their 'perfect boyfriend.'

(read 'interesting' as 'hypocritical')


Uh... I'm not sure you know what feminism is.
 
2014-07-10 01:24:29 AM  

Johnny_Canuck: mcmnky: fusillade762: [s2.quickmeme.com image 625x351]

Lawd help me, that was my first thought.

There is no part of Eva Mendes I wouldn't lick until my tongue was raw.

Her brain? Just sayin.


I'd lick her hippocampi if she wanted me to.

/iykwimaityd
 
2014-07-10 01:26:30 AM  

cryinoutloud: It's a joke, son--a joke. I find it interesting that you missed that.
(read "interesting" as "pretty stupid.")


Maybe I should've not-sure-if-serious'd it.

I obviously understood that it was a take-off on the old 'you sound fat' as applied to females thing...

But humor requires a deviation from the norm, and I'm not sure what your norm is, for crying out loud.

Also, I'm stupid.
 
2014-07-10 01:27:52 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Uh... I'm not sure you know what feminism is.


I do.

But the problem is, a lot of internetfeminists (the type who are rather likely to post those sorts of memes) don't.
 
2014-07-10 02:12:48 AM  

Prey4reign: Who's the baby daddy?


Me.
 
2014-07-10 04:48:39 AM  

sweatybronson: jeanwearinfool: sweatybronson:

You sound fat
/and ugly
//and insecure

Definitely not fat. Not at all ugly. Insecure? Meh. Probably less insecure than the average Farker (tall for a midget / skinny for a kid at fat camp / emotional for a Vulcan / etc.).

Those feminists who complain about the presentation of only specific body types and the media's focus on beauty and how women are judged by their looks...  When they are the same ones who spread those memes with Ryan 'one of the most physically attractive men on earth' Gosling, yeah, they're being hypocritical.


You reaaaally dislike Ryan Gosling, don't you?
 
2014-07-10 04:49:43 AM  

cryinoutloud: sweatybronson: cryinoutloud: Obligatory, because I said so.
[i92.photobucket.com image 600x500]
Always found it 'interesting' that feminists use a male with an impossible-to-achieve physique and perfect physical qualities in order to represent their 'perfect boyfriend.'
(read 'interesting' as 'hypocritical')

It's a joke, son--a joke. I find it interesting that you missed that.
(read "interesting" as "pretty stupid.")
A MAN probably made that pic.


I was about to come back and say "Hey it was just a good, man!"

But you did it for me.

Wooooooossshh!!!
 
2014-07-10 06:25:45 AM  
Ryan Gosling, the male Kristen Stewart.
 
2014-07-10 06:53:33 AM  
Mmm, Eva..
 
2014-07-10 08:59:27 AM  
I'd go gay for Eva Mendes.  Meh on Ryan Gosling, though I like him as an actor.
 
2014-07-10 09:11:09 AM  

fusillade762: [s2.quickmeme.com image 625x351]


Was that Simba?  wtf, was that Simba? That's the Beckham-Pitt kid?
 
2014-07-10 10:08:30 AM  
Is this a Eva Mendes' anus thread?
 
2014-07-10 10:27:03 AM  
I haven't seen a beard like that since the last Harry Potter film.
 
2014-07-10 10:50:52 AM  
I would kill all of you and eat the remains for a chance to stick my pinkie in Eva Mendes' butt....just sayin.

and slightly off topic, am I the only one that kinda liked Crazy Stupid Love?  Yes, I know it was trite and predictable and etc, etc, etc....but I just thought it was a funny little movie that didn't take itself too seriously.  Carell and Gosling were pretty funny together and the young boy/teenage girl thing was well played too.

/and Emma Stone and her hot Asian girlfriend
//certainly understand why people wouldn't like it, but I did
 
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