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(BBC-US)   Indian politician: "Someone broke in my house and stole $800." Police: "Uh... We caught the thief and he had like a quarter million in cash and gold on him"   ( divider line
    More: Weird, Giriraj Singh, Mr Singh, embarrassment, Bharatiya Janata Party, Bihar  
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7918 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jul 2014 at 7:34 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-07-09 04:51:11 PM  
6 votes:
That big heap wampum.
2014-07-09 07:17:54 PM  
4 votes:
You keep your rupees in clay pots and this sort of shirt is bound to happen.
2014-07-09 05:25:04 PM  
4 votes:
Typical lib media. Doesn't even mention he's a Democrat. Just look at the color of his skin, though!
2014-07-09 07:47:49 PM  
3 votes:
Don't see the problem. Return his $800.
2014-07-09 08:02:58 PM  
1 vote:
Now why would a rich guy like that have to turn to burglary.
2014-07-09 08:02:29 PM  
1 vote:
I don't lakh the sound of this at all
2014-07-09 07:42:43 PM  
1 vote:
Heist would curry more interest if called out as ₹15,000,000.
2014-07-09 07:41:43 PM  
1 vote:
I like his fellow party members trying to say that the money might not be all his.
Is that better? That he's holding a lot of money for his friends? Don't think they thought that one all the way through.
2014-07-09 07:36:39 PM  
1 vote:
"Then the criminal must have brought the extra $199,200 into the house with him. We will be taking it. Thank you very much."
2014-07-09 07:05:10 PM  
1 vote:
Uh, wait... yea, no... that's what I meant. A quarter million. Did I say 800? Not sure where that came from. He cleaned me out. Of cash, and gold. How much gold, exactly, did you say?
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