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(NYPost)   There's nothing wrong with going to the beach, finding a comfy spot, smoking a little dope, and staring off at the ocean all afternoon. Unless you're a lifeguard   ( divider line
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2014-07-09 03:53:39 PM  
2 votes:

Dunno about that beach, but there's a 100 foot perimeter here so you gotta swim out beyond the breakers:

And watch the world die?
2014-07-09 01:50:34 PM  
2 votes:
If you want to smoke pot on the job become a software engineer.
2014-07-09 05:18:20 PM  
1 vote:

HotWingAgenda: So it would be totally cool with you guys if the lifeguards were hanging around doing shots of tequila and vodka while on duty?

it's not the same, smoking weed is more like putting on clothes right out of the dryer on a cold morning.
2014-07-09 04:00:06 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: "Six teenage lifeguards - at least two of whom were on the clock - lit up inside a car parked on Seagirt Boulevard near Beach Ninth Street around 2:20 p.m., police sources said."

Its always 4:20 somewhere
2014-07-09 03:59:37 PM  
1 vote:
The suits down town stopped snorting lines off of hookers' asses long enough to be OUTRAGED.
2014-07-09 02:48:48 PM  
1 vote:

mama2tnt: Why in the world couldn't they smoke on the beach?

You can't, like, hot box a whole beach, man.
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