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(The Smoking Gun)   Delaware dad busted for powdering his baby's tush after cops notice that the powder was inside sixteen small zip-lock bags   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 21
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2014-07-09 08:58:02 PM  
Dad was framed. It was the kid's.
 
2014-07-09 10:08:27 PM  
We used to fill my godson's pedialyte bottles with bourbon to get it into football games
 
2014-07-09 10:09:20 PM  
Nice use of the asinine tag.
 
2014-07-09 10:11:08 PM  
It was his! I just found it in his diaper. He must have put it in his rectum earlier.

He has always been a problem.
 
2014-07-09 10:15:26 PM  
That is not the kind of brown stuff I was expecting.
 
2014-07-09 10:17:54 PM  
Hopefully heroin was all they found when they reached in the kid's diaper
 
2014-07-09 10:19:07 PM  

Yaw String: Dad was framed. It was the kid's.


If he was any kind of son it was.
 
2014-07-09 10:20:47 PM  
You can colonroll heroin right? Baby was straight jamming I bet.
 
2014-07-09 10:29:05 PM  
My day? Un-freaking-believable! First we nailed this bastard who had the gall to hide his stuff in his daughter's doll! Her doll for god's sake! Where's the line anymore? Well I got news for you... It's, it's not even on the radar screen! The days of decency and virtue are gone honey, BAM! It freaking evaporated like a dingy, stinky mud puddle! One day you... you see your reflection in it, and the next day it's a... it's a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway staring back at you, mocking you... Blah Blah Blah! Knowing the perverted truth will rot in the pit of your soul! That's how my freaking day was!
 
2014-07-09 10:29:39 PM  
He should've put it in the bottom of a baby powder bottle,  instead of the bottom of a baby.
 
2014-07-09 10:41:43 PM  

Boo_Guy: He should've put it in the bottom of a baby powder bottle,  instead of the bottom of a baby.


He should not have been walking around with a felony in his pocket.

And if you are going to walk around with that much heroin on you, then you should already have it hidden away, so the cops don't spot you trying to hide it.
 
2014-07-09 10:52:18 PM  
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Boogity, Boogity
Fastest thing on two feet
Boogity, Boogity
 
2014-07-09 10:56:55 PM  

Jeng: Boo_Guy: He should've put it in the bottom of a baby powder bottle,  instead of the bottom of a baby.

He should not have been walking around with a felony in his pocket.

And if you are going to walk around with that much heroin on you, then you should already have it hidden away, so the cops don't spot you trying to hide it.


Also there's the idea of don't draw attention to yourself by robbing a place, until way after you get rid of your 16 bags of dope.

As a side note, click the evidence picture...How the hell is that heroin? I don't know very much about dope, to be honest, but I could have easily mistaken it for a few hits of acid at a glance.
It looks like blotter paper treated with LSD.
 
2014-07-09 10:58:01 PM  
Johnson's & Johnson's & Johnson's & Johnson's & Johnson's & Johnson's & Johnson's & Johnson's & Johnson's & Johnson's & Johnson's & Johnson's & Johnson's & Johnson's & Johnson's & Johnson's baby powder?
 
2014-07-09 11:02:47 PM  
images.travelpod.com
 
2014-07-09 11:07:41 PM  
Was it good shiat the baby was holding?
 
2014-07-09 11:46:31 PM  
I used to live near New Castle. I can confirm it's a shiathole full of people like this.
 
2014-07-10 06:59:28 AM  
It WASN'T me!
 
2014-07-10 07:37:58 AM  

krafty420: Hopefully heroin was all they found when they reached in the kid's diaper


c1.staticflickr.com
 
2014-07-10 09:41:51 AM  
For what it's worth, a recent study found cocaine on many public baby changing tables : http://jezebel.com/5869555/cocaine-found-on-most-public-baby-changing - tables
 
2014-07-10 11:44:38 AM  
According to cops, Michael Penn recently swiped items from a Verizon store

It's No Myth...
 
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