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(CBC)   Just like there are pet dogs and service dogs, so too are there pet rocks and service rocks, at least according to the Canadian military   (cbc.ca) divider line 34
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2014-07-09 05:40:04 PM  
I prefer Spider Therapy.

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2014-07-09 06:20:35 PM  
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2014-07-09 06:20:37 PM  
Did it at least have googly eyes?
 
2014-07-09 06:20:56 PM  
We were at the beach,
Everybody had matching towels,
An army vet went under a dock,
And he went there with his service rock.

It wasn't a service rock,
It was a service rock lobsta!

/Yea, you guys will be okay.
 
2014-07-09 06:22:58 PM  
Shoulda given him a fleshlight instead.
 
2014-07-09 06:24:13 PM  
Pet rock:
3g-pr.com
Service rocks:
2.bp.blogspot.com
/used by the military since 1,000,000 BC
//help, I'm a
 
2014-07-09 06:31:27 PM  
I bet they take their service rocks for granite.
 
2014-07-09 06:34:35 PM  
Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.
 
2014-07-09 06:35:19 PM  
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/alternatively, Boulder has his uses, but has a much more protective owner
 
2014-07-09 06:38:21 PM  
Here, squeeze this grenade because I have the pin in my hand.
 
2014-07-09 06:38:21 PM  
Give him a pet rockfish to squeeze.
 
2014-07-09 06:41:08 PM  
My son apparently doesn't have a blankie, he has a service blanket.
 
2014-07-09 06:41:13 PM  
Of course the officer pulled him aside, the way he was standing there squeezing that rock was highly suspicious.
 
2014-07-09 06:41:41 PM  
My service rock and I require free admittance to all strip clubs, cover free and we require at least 6 complementary lap dances.
 
2014-07-09 06:47:15 PM  
www.westernartifacts.com

What a "service rock" might look like...
 
2014-07-09 06:51:48 PM  
Because Canada has universal health care, the Government will cover the costs of a new rock every five years and rock supplies annually.  Employer benefits should cover any other incidentals, such as rock-physio and rock-massage.  No one in Canada will ever lose their house because of needing to pay the costs of rock therapy.
 
2014-07-09 06:58:10 PM  
Incongruous lap dances just won't do?
 
2014-07-09 06:58:50 PM  
Better than nothing......I guess.
 
2014-07-09 07:00:03 PM  
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2014-07-09 07:05:58 PM  

umad:


The Canadian Air Force will fark up your day.
 
2014-07-09 07:08:06 PM  
It's just a rock, but I don't see any tigers around here.
 
2014-07-09 07:10:47 PM  
In all seriousness I hope he gets the help he needs. We had a vet in my hometown (Greg Matters) who was gunned down by the cops because he was supposedly acting aggressively. They did not bother to wait until his doctor arrived before killing him on his own property.
 
2014-07-09 07:25:49 PM  
They gave him a "worry stone"?


ACA isn't looking half-bad anymore.  Thanks, Obama!
 
2014-07-09 08:11:31 PM  
"In Canada, six degrees of Kevin Bacon is called -29 degrees of Kevin Bacon.

....that was a Canadian Bacon joke."
 
Skr
2014-07-09 08:16:41 PM  

ReverendJynxed: They gave him a "worry stone"?


That is was my first thought.  It is rather relaxing to just rub a smooth stone.


www.rainbowdoorways.com

/not one of those silly ones inscribed with hope, courage, et al
 
2014-07-09 08:59:19 PM  
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2014-07-09 09:00:14 PM  
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2014-07-09 09:00:56 PM  
i1280.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-09 09:49:46 PM  
Since recent cuts to Veterans Affairs, he's lucky to get a rock to squeeze
 
2014-07-09 10:05:35 PM  
Is he supposed to squeeze blood from it?  'Cause I'm pretty sure you can't.
 
2014-07-10 01:10:47 AM  
fc07.deviantart.net
 
2014-07-10 03:59:12 AM  
Does he like the rock? Is it a nice rock?

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/shoulda given the dude a boulder.
 
2014-07-10 07:37:24 AM  

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www.thetick.ws

on the case
 
2014-07-10 04:39:26 PM  
Wow, knew their military was deteriorating, but didn't think they reached the point of throwing rocks.
 
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