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(BBC-US)   School children terrified by giant egg. No, that's not some strange British euphemism   (bbc.com) divider line 27
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2014-07-09 04:43:54 PM  
5 votes:
I would pay money to see a midget break out of it and start chasing the kids.
2014-07-09 10:44:35 PM  
3 votes:
Shazbot.

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2014-07-09 04:30:43 PM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-07-09 03:40:27 PM  
3 votes:
I hope no one is surprised if that thing cracks open and Johnathan Winters falls out.
2014-07-10 03:11:06 AM  
2 votes:
dtsft.files.wordpress.com
2014-07-09 05:14:36 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-07-09 04:42:35 PM  
2 votes:
Rover!

www.moviemistakes.com
2014-07-09 04:28:34 PM  
2 votes:
Imagine if they saw a chicken. Some of the kids would have to be permanently institutionalized.
2014-07-09 04:26:57 PM  
2 votes:
news.images.itv.com
2014-07-09 04:25:56 PM  
2 votes:
Congratulations Nanny States on pussifying an entire generation.

/In 'Merica we would have put the whole school on lockdown until after the bomb squad blew the thing up.
2014-07-09 02:31:07 PM  
2 votes:
Mean Gene:  The Gobbledy Gooker in the locker room just one hour away from his moment of destiny.
Gobbledy Gooker : Well you know they said it was my last ride man! Yesterday when I finished hanging and banging. When I jumped in the egg man. As I went thru the intersection. As I headed for the mountains, some of the nonbelievers in the gym said, "See ya later Gobbledy Gooker , man! This is your last ride." It ate me alive brothers. When I felt the fury as I ripped, as I tore this shell, as I headed for the sunset man, I looked down brothers, and as the sun beamed off the gold in my eyes, I realized that sooner or later, you gotta live and die and you gotta face the truth. Because when I think about what you and I have to do man. What I have to do is nothing. All I have to do is merely break that shell man. But shell, you've gotta face the truth brother. In its purest form man. The purest truth there is man. The training, saying your prayers, eating the vitamins. And to beat me man, You've got to beat every little Gobbledy Gookeriac, every little Gobbledy Gookerster in the world. Everyone that plays it straight. All the ones that don't take any shortcuts brother. And they usually say "If the dirty air don't get you, the politicians will." But in this case. It's going to be Gobbledy Gookermania. And the reason it's going to get you man, it's the purest form of the truth there is. And I can't wait to see you go down at the feet of Gobbledy Gookermania in front of 16,000 plus in the Hartford Civic Center. What you gonna do  when the real truth, the 24 inch wings and drumsticks  run wild on you? Wait..what?!? Who the hell is this guy, The Undertaker that's debuting..yeah, like that'll put a lot of butts in seats.

i149.photobucket.com
2014-07-10 08:48:11 AM  
1 votes:
www.angryasianman.com
This is what happens when you assume the egg is safe
2014-07-09 06:56:23 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-07-09 05:52:00 PM  
1 votes:

Ral: There's something terribly wrong with the way these kids are being socialized and educated if this evokes fear and tears instead of curiosity and "OMG MAYBE IT'S A DINOSAUR" levels of wonder.


To be fair, in ANY movie or TV show that you've seen, has anything good come out of a giant egg?
2014-07-09 04:47:56 PM  
1 votes:
But an apology was issued after it emerged some had been "worried by it" and one parent posted on Twitter that their children had been "in tears".

Why would you post on Twitter that your kid is that big of a pussy?
2014-07-09 04:46:15 PM  
1 votes:

brimed03: This is such a non-story. And it's sad to see Farkers commenting on it like it means something.


Including you, apparently. Sad, indeed.
2014-07-09 04:34:37 PM  
1 votes:
zeldawiki.org
2014-07-09 04:34:25 PM  
1 votes:
You should see the size of the ovaries.
2014-07-09 04:33:29 PM  
1 votes:

MelGoesOnTour: Those kids should have all been given a kick in the ass and told to stop crying, jeez! What kind of pussy's are they breeding in England these days?!


This.

Freaking pansies.
Might as well move to the USA.
Ral
2014-07-09 04:31:22 PM  
1 votes:
There's something terribly wrong with the way these kids are being socialized and educated if this evokes fear and tears instead of curiosity and "OMG MAYBE IT'S A DINOSAUR" levels of wonder.
2014-07-09 04:31:08 PM  
1 votes:
Article notes that one parent's kids were in tears.  I wonder if other kids were upset.  I also wonder if that parent is raising a couple of wussies or if they were stupid enough to let their little kids watch Alien.

/I'd piss my trousers too if I was 5 and I thought a face hugger might burst out
2014-07-09 04:26:48 PM  
1 votes:
www.paradisepools-sc.com
2014-07-09 04:26:20 PM  
1 votes:
Those kids should have all been given a kick in the ass and told to stop crying, jeez! What kind of pussy's are they breeding in England these days?!
2014-07-09 04:24:03 PM  
1 votes:
Nothing to be frightened by kids, see its harmless!
images.zap2it.com
2014-07-09 04:12:49 PM  
1 votes:
The Easter Bunny must send them into catatonic fits
2014-07-09 04:09:58 PM  
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

img.fark.net



Very nice!
2014-07-09 01:23:31 PM  
1 votes:
www.media-feed.com
 
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