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(Mirror.co.uk)   New research shows that apples can boost a woman's sex drive, help men gettin' cider   (mirror.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-07-09 10:53:37 AM  
Bravo, subby.  +1
 
2014-07-09 11:15:10 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-09 11:15:46 AM  

naughtyrev: [i.imgur.com image 175x150]


Grrr....that worked on preview.
 
2014-07-09 11:28:40 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com

/Great headline subby
 
2014-07-09 11:28:42 AM  
Just be careful you don't catch crabapples.
 
2014-07-09 11:49:58 AM  
HOTY quality there subby.  Not sure why the admins completely ignored it.
 
2014-07-09 11:50:55 AM  
DNRTFA, but the headline deserves a green.

*golf clap*
 
2014-07-09 12:18:11 PM  
Sexed up wimminfolk trifecta now in play...
 
2014-07-09 01:23:36 PM  
Does the willingness to open wide have anything to do with it?


/+1 subby
 
2014-07-09 01:24:30 PM  
i1.cpcache.com
 
2014-07-09 01:48:20 PM  
There once was a lady from Hyde
Who ate a green apple and died
The apple fermented
While the lover lamented
And made cider inside her inside
 
2014-07-09 01:48:25 PM  
Best headline in a while.  Nice job, subby
 
2014-07-09 01:49:08 PM  

New research shows that apples can boost a woman's sex drive, help men gettin' cider


???

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-07-09 01:49:33 PM  
www.djwriter.com
 
2014-07-09 01:49:40 PM  
+1
 
2014-07-09 01:50:05 PM  
Granny Smith new that.
 
2014-07-09 01:50:27 PM  
Snort! +1
 
2014-07-09 01:50:29 PM  
Now is ze time when we dance!

i.imgur.com

/well done, subs ...
 
2014-07-09 01:51:39 PM  
mlpforums.com
 
2014-07-09 01:53:22 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
One bite and all your dreams will come true.
 
2014-07-09 01:54:02 PM  
www.reactiongifs.us
 
2014-07-09 01:55:20 PM  
Well done, good sir.
 
2014-07-09 01:55:21 PM  
www.sarahsbigidea.com
 
2014-07-09 01:55:37 PM  
show me:

Came for this, but the audio clip was what I was expecting...
 
2014-07-09 01:56:40 PM  
Yup.....img.fark.net
 
2014-07-09 01:56:43 PM  
Stupid article, but great headline. Well played subby.
 
2014-07-09 01:56:46 PM  
*clapityclap*
 
2014-07-09 01:57:18 PM  
kevinalanlamb.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-09 01:57:22 PM  
Subby:

assets.diylol.com
 
2014-07-09 01:58:09 PM  
subby's gotten down to the core of a good headline
 
2014-07-09 01:58:54 PM  
other research shows that wedding cake has the opposite effect
 
2014-07-09 01:59:06 PM  
Hahaha. Nice
 
2014-07-09 01:59:43 PM  

ultraholland: subby's gotten down to the core of a good headline


definitely rose to the occasion.
 
2014-07-09 01:59:47 PM  

ultraholland: subby's gotten down to the core of a good headline


It did have appeal.
 
2014-07-09 02:00:39 PM  
Inasmuch as the apple trees in my yard are loaded this year, this is good news. Must remember to give the wife two apples and a Hershey bar saturday night.
 
2014-07-09 02:00:56 PM  
Cool!  Just got my wife a Mac Mini

/why are you laughing at me?
 
2014-07-09 02:01:00 PM  
Great headline subs! I'd compliment you more, but I'm off to the store to get some chocolate covered Apple slices and a nice bottle of red wine for tonight...
 
2014-07-09 02:02:10 PM  
Just fill the tub with applesauce and push her in.
 
2014-07-09 02:02:33 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-09 02:04:36 PM  
Cleverest title I've seen in a couple years. Props, subby.
 
2014-07-09 02:10:05 PM  

zulius: show me:

Came for this, but the audio clip was what I was expecting...


Same here

I guess I'll do it.
 
2014-07-09 02:10:28 PM  
Headline of the Year.
 
2014-07-09 02:12:17 PM  
(courtesy of Scrubs)

Jake: All right, fine. Why don't you tell me your wildest fantasy?

Elliot:  [getting progressively caught up in her own fantasy] OK, fine. You're a Mexican apple thief, I run the cider house. I catch you hiding behind the stone mill, you chase me into the tasting room. Oh, if there's a crow in there, fine, if not, I can live with it. Anyway, we're all alone, you don't speak a word of English, but you teach me more about hard cider than I ever learned from my fermenting exams and our passion is so loud they can hear it all the way in the distillery...
 
2014-07-09 02:13:58 PM  
HOTY!
 
2014-07-09 02:14:54 PM  
I'll never look at Granny Smith the same again.
 
2014-07-09 02:17:21 PM  

Cortez the Killer: zulius: show me:

Came for this, but the audio clip was what I was expecting...

Same here

I guess I'll do it.


Thanks for that, I'd not heard it before.
 
2014-07-09 02:19:11 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

/well done subs
 
2014-07-09 02:20:53 PM  
 
2014-07-09 02:20:58 PM  
Now if you want to get a woman drunk and take advantage of her, Redds apple ale is a good choice.
 
2014-07-09 02:21:07 PM  
Use protection because an apple a day may not keep the OB/GYN away.
 
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