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2014-07-09 03:11:28 PM  
Shame Tina Fey doesn't get the credit she deserves for this headline.
 
2014-07-09 04:30:01 PM  
The USCG is out there regularly.  Back in the Cold War we used to invade each other's island for shiats and grins.
 
2014-07-09 04:31:24 PM  
That's where I go to shoot moose from a helicopter.
 
2014-07-09 04:32:14 PM  
Good. They should send Sarah Palin there to live permanently.
 
2014-07-09 04:33:13 PM  
img.fark.net

No thanks.
 
2014-07-09 04:35:12 PM  
Hmmm. Assuming these native islanders were inhabiting the island before the advent of reliable helicopter service, why is this being subsidized? Maybe it's racist of me to ask.
 
2014-07-09 04:37:07 PM  
OT1H, move. Why are my taxes subsidizing your patently-failing efforts to prove how rugged and self-sufficient you are.

OTOH, tfa slightly implies this is largely a native community. Since Whitey pretty much kicked you off your own lands and forced you to resettle in the butt-end of nowhere... would you like anything to drink, or a packet of crackers, during your flight?

Ah hell. With the various Pacific nations contesting ownership of various islands, it's probably best that we keep a permanent community there anyway.
 
2014-07-09 04:38:12 PM  
Both ADN articles don't show up, ADN down?
 
2014-07-09 04:38:25 PM  
Do the residents have to pay for this service? If not, then why the hell do I have to pay for public transportation in Chicago. Damn Red State Socialists.

/why isn't this on the Politics tab?
 
2014-07-09 04:39:45 PM  

BigNumber12: [img.fark.net image 600x392]

No thanks.


Is that what it takes nowadays to get the government to leave you alone?
 
2014-07-09 04:41:17 PM  

StrikitRich: Shame Tina Fey doesn't get the credit she deserves for this headline.


This.
 
2014-07-09 04:41:56 PM  
They had this on an episode of Flying Wild.  Apparently you have to line your airport up with their runway juuuust right or you get a visit from some MIGs.
 
2014-07-09 04:44:13 PM  
How about living where the roads are ?
 
2014-07-09 04:47:55 PM  
We waste billions a year on stupid shiat. I'm fine with choppering  Eskimos off a rock a few times a year.


/dude I don't think that's the proper nomenclature
 
2014-07-09 04:49:43 PM  
The U.S. DOT and Alaska Legislature have already signed off on splitting the helicopter service's $377,520 price tag, with the federal government

So, who's paying the other half? It's not the Koch brothers, it's the 99% bill.
 
2014-07-09 04:50:02 PM  
"It's a long, kind of loopy, multiplayer story"

Ugh. Another MMORPG?!
 
2014-07-09 04:52:19 PM  

BigNumber12: [img.fark.net image 600x392]

No thanks.


I know that place.  The pyramid behind it has a cockroach-headed alien queen in the basement.  Every 100 years or so, some scorpion-faced dude shows up and goes hunting.  We lose a couple of "tourists" in the process, but the hunter is pretty cool to us.  Always stays at the local motel, drops a BUNCH of cash (all in gold ingots) on the local mom & pop stores.  Doesn't handle his liquor well, though.  He always gets hammered at the "Ice-Is" stripbar and has to be hauled out by the tribal police.  Then, while he's sleeping it off in the cell, we all have fun shooting his shoulder-mounted ray gun thingy at the icebergs.  I seen one 'berg about a mile wide get cut clean in half with one of those things.


/good times, good times
 
2014-07-09 04:54:03 PM  

fat boy: How about living where the roads are ?


I suspect that the government funds this little outpost in order to maintain a US presence.  Otherwise the Russians might just land on it one day and take it for themselves.

The Russians are more efficient/blunt about the whole thing...........get rid of the annoying civilians and just put a base there.

The fact that people live in these remote places is just fascinating to me.
 
2014-07-09 04:54:07 PM  
I read the wiki page. It was interesting but full of holes. Apparently 135 people live on the island. Who are they and why the hell are they out there?
 
2014-07-09 04:54:40 PM  

SpdrJay: Good. They should send Sarah Palin there to live permanently.


Hey now. Sure, we've had our differences with Russia over the years, but putting her in wink range is just mean.
 
2014-07-09 04:57:32 PM  
Uh, Alaska is part of the US, Subby
 
2014-07-09 05:03:08 PM  
hurr Saruh Palin didn't say that you libs durr
 
2014-07-09 05:03:41 PM  

brimed03: OTOH, tfa slightly implies this is largely a native community. Since Whitey pretty much kicked you off your own lands and forced you to resettle in the butt-end of nowhere... would you like anything to drink, or a packet of crackers, during your flight?


Several hundred years ago, and not "you" or "your own", but "a few of your distant ancestors'". All this "heritage" stuff does is gives people a way of whining about injustice and oppression without actually having to face injustice or oppression.
 
2014-07-09 05:03:46 PM  
They don't know how to swim!?!?
 
2014-07-09 05:04:17 PM  

Stoker: The U.S. DOT and Alaska Legislature have already signed off on splitting the helicopter service's $377,520 price tag, with the federal government

So, who's paying the other half? It's not the Koch brothers, it's the 99% bill.


Why the hell is the federal government subsidizing it when Alaska pays its citizens an annual subsidy from oil money?
 
2014-07-09 05:05:55 PM  

Copper Spork: All this "heritage" stuff does is gives people a way of whining about injustice and oppression without actually having to face injustice or oppression


Because leaving it forgotten to history would be so much better
 
2014-07-09 05:07:43 PM  

Jument: I read the wiki page. It was interesting but full of holes. Apparently 135 people live on the island. Who are they and why the hell are they out there?


According to Dave Attell they are "Snow Mexicans"
 
2014-07-09 05:11:03 PM  

buds: Jument: I read the wiki page. It was interesting but full of holes. Apparently 135 people live on the island. Who are they and why the hell are they out there?

According to Dave Attell they are "Snow Mexicans"


I'm sure some white privileged racist bastard would find such a comparison fitting.
 
2014-07-09 05:11:11 PM  

whidbey: Because leaving it forgotten to history would be so much better


By all means remember it, learn from it, and do not allow it to happen again. But do not use it to justify special treatment for people who aren't affected by it.
 
2014-07-09 05:12:41 PM  
Okay, perhaps I'm missing something here, and excuse me if I am.... but... If this town is part of Alaska, you wouldn't *need* to fly back to the mainland to be in the US.
 
2014-07-09 05:13:34 PM  

Copper Spork: whidbey: Because leaving it forgotten to history would be so much better

By all means remember it, learn from it, and do not allow it to happen again. But do not use it to justify special treatment for people who aren't affected by it.


It's cute you think First Nations people still aren't being oppressed in the modern day.
 
2014-07-09 05:14:33 PM  

brimed03: OT1H, move. Why are my taxes subsidizing your patently-failing efforts to prove how rugged and self-sufficient you are.

OTOH, tfa slightly implies this is largely a native community. Since Whitey pretty much kicked you off your own lands and forced you to resettle in the butt-end of nowhere... would you like anything to drink, or a packet of crackers, during your flight?

Ah hell. With the various Pacific nations contesting ownership of various islands, it's probably best that we keep a permanent community there anyway.


what you said there, yes that.
 
2014-07-09 05:15:48 PM  
The relatively tiny amount of money this must cost enhances the rich tapestry that is American culture, brehs.
 
2014-07-09 05:25:28 PM  
Maybe up North, just past Alaska
You know nothing of this if they ask ya
 
2014-07-09 05:26:05 PM  

fat boy: How about living where the roads are ?


You can likely drive there during the winter, as they have a runway for small planes during the winter.  First heard of this place on Air Alaska when they flew a trip to the island.  Helicopter is only necessary during the warmer months.  Both of them, July and August.
 
2014-07-09 05:52:32 PM  

Oldiron_79: StrikitRich: Shame Tina Fey doesn't get the credit she deserves for this headline.

This.


She just did.
 
2014-07-09 06:05:39 PM  

lindalouwho: Oldiron_79: StrikitRich: Shame Tina Fey doesn't get the credit she deserves for this headline.

This.

She just did.


are we pretending that Palin DIDN'T say "you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska" when asked about her foreign diplomacy credentials?
 
2014-07-09 06:06:30 PM  

whidbey: Copper Spork: whidbey: Because leaving it forgotten to history would be so much better

By all means remember it, learn from it, and do not allow it to happen again. But do not use it to justify special treatment for people who aren't affected by it.

It's cute you think First Nations people still aren't being oppressed in the modern day.


This is Alaska we're talking about.  You know, America, not Canada.

We call them Indians here.
 
2014-07-09 06:09:43 PM  

skyotter: lindalouwho: Oldiron_79: StrikitRich: Shame Tina Fey doesn't get the credit she deserves for this headline.

This.

She just did.

are we pretending that Palin DIDN'T say "you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska" when asked about her foreign diplomacy credentials?


Hey, you can't point that out.  The RWNJs are doing their best to claim she never said it.
 
2014-07-09 06:16:37 PM  

skyotter: lindalouwho: Oldiron_79: StrikitRich: Shame Tina Fey doesn't get the credit she deserves for this headline.

This.

She just did.

are we pretending that Palin DIDN'T say "you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska" when asked about her foreign diplomacy credentials?


No.
 
2014-07-09 06:20:22 PM  

fat boy: How about living where the roads are ?


www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-09 06:23:03 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: BigNumber12: [img.fark.net image 600x392]

No thanks.

I know that place.  The pyramid behind it has a cockroach-headed alien queen in the basement.  Every 100 years or so, some scorpion-faced dude shows up and goes hunting. We lose a couple of "tourists" in the process, but the hunter is pretty cool to us.  Always stays at the local motel, drops a BUNCH of cash (all in gold ingots) on the local mom & pop stores.  Doesn't handle his liquor well, though.  He always gets hammered at the "Ice-Is" stripbar and has to be hauled out by the tribal police.  Then, while he's sleeping it off in the cell, we all have fun shooting his shoulder-mounted ray gun thingy at the icebergs.  I seen one 'berg about a mile wide get cut clean in half with one of those things.


/good times, good times


Geez, how old are you that you have seen him show up more than once?
 
2014-07-09 06:25:53 PM  

skyotter: lindalouwho: Oldiron_79: StrikitRich: Shame Tina Fey doesn't get the credit she deserves for this headline.

This.

She just did.

are we pretending that Palin DIDN'T say "you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska" when asked about her foreign diplomacy credentials?


I like how everybody likes to pile on to Sarah Palin on Fark for making a few gaffs in her speeches, while giving a complete pass to what comes out of Joe Biden's mouth. Things like: "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." Or : "You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking."
 
2014-07-09 06:30:52 PM  

Devil's Playground: "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."


I wonder how often Obama trots out a word or phrase from that one when he's talking shop with Biden.

"Gee, Joe, would you say that my plan for dealing with ISIS is 'storybook?' Nice and mainstream? I sure hope so."
 
2014-07-09 06:32:24 PM  
Have they heard the good news about boats?
 
2014-07-09 06:48:14 PM  
How is the fishing there?  If it is good then maybe I will consider paying them a visit.
 
2014-07-09 06:51:08 PM  

whidbey: Copper Spork: whidbey: Because leaving it forgotten to history would be so much better

By all means remember it, learn from it, and do not allow it to happen again. But do not use it to justify special treatment for people who aren't affected by it.

It's cute you think First Nations people still aren't being oppressed in the modern day.


It's cute that you think it's the Natives that are in any way oppressed or discriminated against. The only place I am aware of in the US where it is ok to openly discriminate against a job applicant based on race, and that race is anything other than Native.
 
2014-07-09 06:53:08 PM  
Remember that time Sarah Palin invented the internet? HAW HAW
 
2014-07-09 06:56:21 PM  
Be a good spot for a 7-11 gas station when they run that bridge (or was it a tunnel) from Russia to the US.
 
2014-07-09 06:56:57 PM  
Move.
 
2014-07-09 06:59:26 PM  

StrikitRich: Shame Tina Fey doesn't get the credit she deserves for this headline.

skyotter: are we pretending that Palin DIDN'T say "you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska" when asked about her foreign diplomacy credentials?

Snopes: http://www.snopes.com/politics/palin/russia.asp
 
2014-07-09 07:03:41 PM  

DarkVader: whidbey: Copper Spork: whidbey: Because leaving it forgotten to history would be so much better

By all means remember it, learn from it, and do not allow it to happen again. But do not use it to justify special treatment for people who aren't affected by it.

It's cute you think First Nations people still aren't being oppressed in the modern day.

This is Alaska we're talking about.  You know, America, not Canada.

We call them Indians here.


Because white people pushing the same ignorant anthropological error somehow disproves my point.
 
2014-07-09 07:05:20 PM  

Luse: whidbey: Copper Spork: whidbey: Because leaving it forgotten to history would be so much better

By all means remember it, learn from it, and do not allow it to happen again. But do not use it to justify special treatment for people who aren't affected by it.

It's cute you think First Nations people still aren't being oppressed in the modern day.

It's cute that you think it's the Natives that are in any way oppressed or discriminated against. The only place I am aware of in the US where it is ok to openly discriminate against a job applicant based on race, and that race is anything other than Native.


Actually, seeing as how they're likely to fall victim to drug abuse and that most of them still live in abject poverty shows that oppression is still happening, and it's even cuter to hear white people say that First Nations people are doing fine in our society.
 
2014-07-09 07:05:31 PM  

Loadmaster: StrikitRich: Shame Tina Fey doesn't get the credit she deserves for this headline.

skyotter: are we pretending that Palin DIDN'T say "you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska" when asked about her foreign diplomacy credentials?

Snopes: http://www.snopes.com/politics/palin/russia.asp


yes, exactly:

During that appearance, interviewer Charles Gibson asked her what insight she had gained from living so close to Russia, and she responded: "They're our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska"
 
2014-07-09 07:08:15 PM  

Devil's Playground: skyotter: lindalouwho: Oldiron_79: StrikitRich: Shame Tina Fey doesn't get the credit she deserves for this headline.

This.

She just did.

are we pretending that Palin DIDN'T say "you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska" when asked about her foreign diplomacy credentials?

I like how everybody likes to pile on to Sarah Palin on Fark for making a few gaffs in her speeches, while giving a complete pass to what comes out of Joe Biden's mouth. Things like: "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." Or : "You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking."


Because there's no such thing as a liberal bias in media. None whatsoever. Only a paranoid neocon who rabidly watches Fox news would say such a thing.

texaslynn.files.wordpress.com

/basically sums up the real story
 
2014-07-09 07:28:32 PM  

whidbey: Luse: whidbey: Copper Spork: whidbey: Because leaving it forgotten to history would be so much better

By all means remember it, learn from it, and do not allow it to happen again. But do not use it to justify special treatment for people who aren't affected by it.

It's cute you think First Nations people still aren't being oppressed in the modern day.

It's cute that you think it's the Natives that are in any way oppressed or discriminated against. The only place I am aware of in the US where it is ok to openly discriminate against a job applicant based on race, and that race is anything other than Native.

Actually, seeing as how they're likely to fall victim to drug abuse and that most of them still live in abject poverty shows that oppression is still happening, and it's even cuter to hear white people say that First Nations people are doing fine in our society.


You really do need to do some research.
Many believe the entitlements are actually what is causing the drug abuse. You see, on top of the oft quoted PFD Alaska's Natives also get another handout, simiply for being Native. On top of that they are also allowed to hunt on Federal land including National Parks. On top of that, many of the businesses are Native up there, we're talking major corporations. They have an open policy to discriminate against non-Natives. As in, they will tell you at the interview that they have several Native applicants, rough translation, "Don't bother."

 A common thing to see is a large group (10-15) pool their money for a trailer and utilities. Since food is virtually free and shelter's taken care of, the rest of the money goes to booze usually, meth if they want to get fancy.

First maybe do a little research, hell, why don't you move there for a bit and find out first hand before you start spouting off. I speak from first hand experience, you take "drug abuse" as a sure sign that they are oppressed, by your metric, so was Elvis.
 
2014-07-09 07:35:46 PM  

whidbey: buds: Jument: I read the wiki page. It was interesting but full of holes. Apparently 135 people live on the island. Who are they and why the hell are they out there?

According to Dave Attell they are "Snow Mexicans"

I'm sure some white privileged racist bastard would find such a comparison fitting.



Attell isn't white, you racist fool. He's Jewish.
 
2014-07-09 07:42:45 PM  

Loadmaster: StrikitRich: Shame Tina Fey doesn't get the credit she deserves for this headline.
skyotter: are we pretending that Palin DIDN'T say "you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska" when asked about her foreign diplomacy credentials?
Snopes: http://www.snopes.com/politics/palin/russia.asp


Thanks.
Can't link, wasn't in the mood to argue ;-)
 
2014-07-09 07:45:28 PM  

Gabrielmot: Okay, perhaps I'm missing something here, and excuse me if I am.... but... If this town is part of Alaska, you wouldn't *need* to fly back to the mainland to be in the US.



Just wait till winter and you can drive back to Alaska, on your snowmachine. It's only about 25 miles.

wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-09 07:50:10 PM  

lindalouwho: Loadmaster: StrikitRich: Shame Tina Fey doesn't get the credit she deserves for this headline.
skyotter: are we pretending that Palin DIDN'T say "you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska" when asked about her foreign diplomacy credentials?
Snopes: http://www.snopes.com/politics/palin/russia.asp

Thanks.
Can't link, wasn't in the mood to argue ;-)


there's an argument?  the Snopes link confirms her quote.  :)
 
2014-07-09 07:57:14 PM  
I had an employee whose cousin teaches on the island.  I was looking the place up and it sounded fascinating.  Not much to do there, but fascinating.  You'd want to get used to ebooks instead of print.
 
2014-07-09 07:59:16 PM  

whidbey: white privileged racist bastard


whidbey: white people pushing the same ignorant anthropological error


whidbey: white people say



Looks like the only ignorant racist bastard in this thread is YOU
 
2014-07-09 08:09:35 PM  

skyotter: lindalouwho: Loadmaster: StrikitRich: Shame Tina Fey doesn't get the credit she deserves for this headline.
skyotter: are we pretending that Palin DIDN'T say "you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska" when asked about her foreign diplomacy credentials?
Snopes: http://www.snopes.com/politics/palin/russia.asp

Thanks.
Can't link, wasn't in the mood to argue ;-)

there's an argument?  the Snopes link confirms her quote.  :)


No, no argument. Just a very tired commenter -me. Lol
 
2014-07-09 10:05:40 PM  

whidbey: DarkVader: whidbey: Copper Spork: whidbey: Because leaving it forgotten to history would be so much better

By all means remember it, learn from it, and do not allow it to happen again. But do not use it to justify special treatment for people who aren't affected by it.

It's cute you think First Nations people still aren't being oppressed in the modern day.

This is Alaska we're talking about.  You know, America, not Canada.

We call them Indians here.

Because white people pushing the same ignorant anthropological error somehow disproves my point.


Its cute you think they were the first nations.
 
2014-07-09 10:08:39 PM  

skyotter: lindalouwho: Loadmaster: StrikitRich: Shame Tina Fey doesn't get the credit she deserves for this headline.
skyotter: are we pretending that Palin DIDN'T say "you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska" when asked about her foreign diplomacy credentials?
Snopes: http://www.snopes.com/politics/palin/russia.asp

Thanks.
Can't link, wasn't in the mood to argue ;-)

there's an argument?  the Snopes link confirms her quote.  :)


Remind me again what the problem was. You can see Russia from Alaska.
 
2014-07-09 10:33:19 PM  

This text is now purple: skyotter: lindalouwho: Loadmaster: StrikitRich: Shame Tina Fey doesn't get the credit she deserves for this headline.
skyotter: are we pretending that Palin DIDN'T say "you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska" when asked about her foreign diplomacy credentials?
Snopes: http://www.snopes.com/politics/palin/russia.asp

Thanks.
Can't link, wasn't in the mood to argue ;-)

there's an argument?  the Snopes link confirms her quote.  :)

Remind me again what the problem was. You can see Russia from Alaska.


I think the problem is that when asked about her foreign policy experience she used this as her credentials.

It would be like someone asking me about my foreign policy experience and having me answer. Minnesota shares a border with Canada that you could walk across.

Wasilla is about 600 miles from the nearest point in Russia. Minneapolis is 300 miles from the Canadian border. I guess I have twice the experience she did.
 
2014-07-09 10:49:24 PM  
/came for the anti-Palin comments

//didn't leave unsatisfied
 
2014-07-09 11:18:07 PM  

whidbey: buds: Jument: I read the wiki page. It was interesting but full of holes. Apparently 135 people live on the island. Who are they and why the hell are they out there?

According to Dave Attell they are "Snow Mexicans"

I'm sure some white privileged racist bastard would find such a comparison fitting.


It's called "Comedy" ... Francis
 
2014-07-09 11:28:13 PM  

Rigby-Reardon: It would be like someone asking me about my foreign policy experience and having me answer. Minnesota shares a border with Canada that you could walk across.


If you were the governor of Minnesota.
 
2014-07-09 11:48:53 PM  

Alien Robot: Rigby-Reardon: It would be like someone asking me about my foreign policy experience and having me answer. Minnesota shares a border with Canada that you could walk across.

If you were the governor of Minnesota.


That part doesn't matter. The question was not experience in government, or elected positions. It was foreign policy.

The fact that a governor could potentially see a foreign country from their state has as much foreign policy experience associated with it as my 19 month old looking across the border from minnesota to canada.

The answer you are looking for is none.
 
2014-07-10 02:49:46 AM  

Rigby-Reardon: Alien Robot: Rigby-Reardon: It would be like someone asking me about my foreign policy experience and having me answer. Minnesota shares a border with Canada that you could walk across.

If you were the governor of Minnesota.

That part doesn't matter. The question was not experience in government, or elected positions. It was foreign policy.

The fact that a governor could potentially see a foreign country from their state has as much foreign policy experience associated with it as my 19 month old looking across the border from minnesota to canada.

The answer you are looking for is none.


Of course you are correct.   And Rick Perry knows nothing about the open border with Mexico. the drugs and gangs coming across, and the complete lack of support from the Obama administration.    Because he is only the governor of the state that is right there next to Mexico.    Your biased opinion is completely logical.
 
2014-07-10 07:45:06 AM  

TexasRedbud: Rigby-Reardon: Alien Robot: Rigby-Reardon: It would be like someone asking me about my foreign policy experience and having me answer. Minnesota shares a border with Canada that you could walk across.

If you were the governor of Minnesota.

That part doesn't matter. The question was not experience in government, or elected positions. It was foreign policy.

The fact that a governor could potentially see a foreign country from their state has as much foreign policy experience associated with it as my 19 month old looking across the border from minnesota to canada.

The answer you are looking for is none.

Of course you are correct.   And Rick Perry knows nothing about the open border with Mexico. the drugs and gangs coming across, and the complete lack of support from the Obama administration.    Because he is only the governor of the state that is right there next to Mexico.    Your biased opinion is completely logical.


If during an interview Perry's answer to a question about how he has interacted with Mexico he says, "well from parts of Texas you can see Mexico." I would be saying the same about him. I would expect him to state the things you listed, plus trade missions, etc.

Even Sarah Palin thought she flubbed the answer. The actual answer, not the SNL version.

You CAN see Russia from Alaska, but handled topic poorly

Katie Couric asked me how living in Alaska informed my foreign policy experience. So I began by trying to squeeze a geographical primer into a 10-second sound bite, explaining that only a narrow maritime borders separates Alaska from Russia. But Katie interrupted. I wish now I had stopped her and said, "Here's the geographical context. Now may I answer your question?"
There was so much I could and should have said, and I later kicked myself for not doing so. For instance, that Russian bombers often play cat-and-mouse with our Air Force near Alaska's airspace. That melting polar sea ice has created new trade routes but has also created security threats. And that, yes, you can indeed see Russia from Alaska.
And those were just the foreign policy issues (though issues certainly foreign to most governors). But Katie's purpose--shared by most media types--seemed to be to frame a "gotcha" moment. And it worked. Instead of my scoring points for John McCain, I knew that I had let the team down.
Source: Going Rogue, by Sarah Palin, p.274-275 , Nov 17, 2009

That is what I am commenting on, not whether she did have any experience.
 
2014-07-10 08:22:54 AM  
Why do people care about Sarah Palin? She was an unprepared failed vice-presidential candidate.
 
2014-07-10 08:41:12 AM  

fat boy: How about living where the roads are ?


So, you want to take everyone in Alaska that doesn't live in Anchorage and have them move to Seattle?
 
2014-07-10 10:08:13 AM  

whidbey: hurr Saruh Palin didn't say that you libs durr


Actually, she did:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXL86v8NoGk

i1022.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-10 12:58:10 PM  

DarkVader: This is Alaska we're talking about. You know, America, not Canada.

We call them Indians here.


*pedant hat* LOL INFODUMP TIME LET'S LRN THINGS
Only some Alaskan Native communities prefer to be called "Indian", because most people identify "Indians" as those who exist along a cultural continuum with the southern tribes that differs somewhat from that of the "Eskimos". (As with "Indian", "Eskimo" is kind of a fraught, obsolete term that's offensive to some people, celebrated by others, and unwise to use as the default. Best to use the specific tribe name or "Alaskan Native/Native American/First Nations/one of the other more neutral terms" if you don't know what the person prefers.)
The main cultural groups in Alaska are the southeastern tribes (Tlingit, Haida, Tsimshian, etc.; "Indians"), the Athabaskan tribes usually found in interior Alaska (Dena'ina, Gwich'in, Kuskokwim, etc.; "Indians"); the Alutiiq/Sugpiaq tribes in southern coastal Alaska (more often "Eskimos"); the Aleut/Unangan people in the southwest (more often "Indians"); and the Yup'ik/Inupiat continuum along the western and northern coasts ("Eskimos"). The people in TFA are Inupiat. (If you're familiar with Inuit, yes, they're similar.) So they'd be "Eskimos". QED and shiat!

/studying this closely in anthropology
//figuring out what's what in indigenous Alaskan history is so confusing, but so fascinating
///I know this is pointless but I felt like infodumping :D
////fun fact: Athabaskan Alaskans speak a language that's directly related to Navajo
 
2014-07-10 03:25:46 PM  

YixilTesiphon: Why do people care about Sarah Palin? She was an unprepared failed vice-presidential candidate.


Because this is Fark and we revel in the glory of such magnificent ineptitude.
 
2014-07-10 03:29:35 PM  

Luse: Many believe the entitlements are actually what is causing the drug abuse


Yeah. White people. Conservatives and other anti-government types.

Your point?
 
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