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(CrushPlate)   African policeman uses years of training and natural instinct to shoot a wild and aggressive animal that broke into his home. The tortoise was later burned to ash by a local Christian group   (crushplate.com ) divider line
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vpb [TotalFark]
2014-07-09 12:54:14 PM  
2 votes:
Mynd you, tørtøise bites Kan be pretty nasti

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2014-07-09 07:04:49 PM  
1 vote:
Okay, if you're the chief of police and one of your cops calls to ask for a day off because he was afraid of a tortoise, give him the day off.  In fact, give him every day off.
2014-07-09 04:42:54 PM  
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inconsolable
2014-07-09 02:29:05 PM  
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2014-07-09 02:09:07 PM  
1 vote:
Go, Ebola, go.
2014-07-09 02:00:12 PM  
1 vote:

opiumpoopy: give me doughnuts: The tortoise was obviously possessed.

It's Uganda. It was a gay tortoise. Death was too good for it.


Before he shot it, they gang raped the aids out of it.
2014-07-09 01:11:54 PM  
1 vote:
Oh sure, laugh.
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/one less turtle a pervert will try to marry
2014-07-09 12:27:34 PM  
1 vote:
They could have just taken it a mile away from the village and leave it there. Sure, it'll rampage all the way back, but you've still got a year to deal with it.
 
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