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(CrushPlate)   African policeman uses years of training and natural instinct to shoot a wild and aggressive animal that broke into his home. The tortoise was later burned to ash by a local Christian group   (crushplate.com ) divider line 5
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2014-07-09 07:04:49 PM  
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Okay, if you're the chief of police and one of your cops calls to ask for a day off because he was afraid of a tortoise, give him the day off.  In fact, give him every day off.
2014-07-09 04:55:16 PM  
1 vote:
That guy sounds like a pussy.
2014-07-09 03:54:42 PM  
1 vote:
I live in a part of a country in a city where there aren't any turtles or tortoises and I don't have a great deal of terrapin experience overall.

That being said, I feel totally comfortable matching wits with only my bare hands against any turtle on earth.
2014-07-09 02:00:12 PM  
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opiumpoopy: give me doughnuts: The tortoise was obviously possessed.

It's Uganda. It was a gay tortoise. Death was too good for it.


Before he shot it, they gang raped the aids out of it.
2014-07-09 12:27:34 PM  
1 vote:
They could have just taken it a mile away from the village and leave it there. Sure, it'll rampage all the way back, but you've still got a year to deal with it.
 
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