MemeSlave: Oh Africa, thank you for being you and amusing us with your antics.
sprong89: They could have just taken it a mile away from the village and leave it there. Sure, it'll rampage all the way back, but you've still got a year to deal with it.
give me doughnuts: The tortoise was obviously possessed.
opiumpoopy: give me doughnuts: The tortoise was obviously possessed.It's Uganda. It was a gay tortoise. Death was too good for it.
Fano: You gotta wait until it stops spinning and the head pops out to shoot it. Also, be careful when it turns red, that's when it starts going much faster.
Doc Batarang: I live in a part of a country in a city where there aren't any turtles or tortoises and I don't have a great deal of terrapin experience overall.That being said, I feel totally comfortable matching wits with only my bare hands against any turtle on earth.
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