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2014-07-09 10:15:31 AM  
See, this seems like something that is, on the surface, a light-hearted bit of fun.  Ha ha ha, you might laugh.  Somebody asked the president if he wanted a hit of marijuana. Ha ha ha.

But think about what this really means. What this really means is that a person -- a United States citizen, I might add -- saw Barack Obama in a bar, and instead of being automatically moved to respect, or saluting, or even wanting to come up and shake his hand and say,  thank you for being our leader, he offered illicit drugs. This is a literal manifestation of just how far Barack Obama has eroded the once-worthy office of president, brought such shame to the office through his actions and presence that there's almost no point in it anymore. Once we had presidents who inspired respect everywhere they went, presidents like Teddy Roosevelt who conquered Mexico, presidents like John F. Kennedy who ended racism, presidents like Ronald Reagan who made Germany to tear down its wall. And now? Now we have a president who hangs out in bars and laughs about being offered hits from a bong.

Let me take you back to those dark days after 9-11, after the towers fell. Do you remember what our president then did? Maybe you don't. Maybe you've forgotten how he traveled to the debris piles in New York, how he clambered atop them with a bullhorn and told America that we would make the people who did this pay.  We can't hear you, the people at the back shouted, and do you know what President Bush said back?  It doesn't matter, he told them.  I can hear you. Inspiring. And then when the war was on got out his old flight suit and strapped it on and flew his own warplane onto an aircraft carrier to show us that, yes, he might be the president, but he was also an American. A soldier. A leader of men. It was the sort of lofty symbolism that once inspired our nation.

And now? Well, think about it. Now we have so many crises going on that its almost impossible to track them all. We had a US ambassador killed in Benghazi -- where was Obama? Certainly not there, certainly not helped to hold back the mob. We have a rampaging IRS trying to arrest conservatives, where was Obama? And now, with this immigration crisis at the border, literally  millions of children trying to take over America and infect everybody with smallpox. Has Obama even been to the border? No, he hasn't. And so it must be asked: How many potential terrorist children have slipped into this country because our president couldn't even be bothered to lift a single rifle and stand a single post?

Do you want to know why eagles cry? This. All this, right here.
 
2014-07-09 10:43:25 AM  
So?  Did he hit it?  DON'T LEAVE US HANGING, REALCLEARPOLITICS!!
 
2014-07-09 11:17:05 AM  
You're not helping, stoner guy.
 
2014-07-09 11:18:50 AM  

Epic Fap Session: You're not helping, stoner guy.


lighten up.. er light up
 
2014-07-09 11:18:57 AM  

Pocket Ninja: See, this seems like something that is, on the surface, a light-hearted bit of fun.  Ha ha ha, you might laugh.  Somebody asked the president if he wanted a hit of marijuana. Ha ha ha.

But think about what this really means. What this really means is that a person -- a United States citizen, I might add -- saw Barack Obama in a bar, and instead of being automatically moved to respect, or saluting, or even wanting to come up and shake his hand and say,  thank you for being our leader, he offered illicit drugs. This is a literal manifestation of just how far Barack Obama has eroded the once-worthy office of president, brought such shame to the office through his actions and presence that there's almost no point in it anymore. Once we had presidents who inspired respect everywhere they went, presidents like Teddy Roosevelt who conquered Mexico, presidents like John F. Kennedy who ended racism, presidents like Ronald Reagan who made Germany to tear down its wall. And now? Now we have a president who hangs out in bars and laughs about being offered hits from a bong.

Let me take you back to those dark days after 9-11, after the towers fell. Do you remember what our president then did? Maybe you don't. Maybe you've forgotten how he traveled to the debris piles in New York, how he clambered atop them with a bullhorn and told America that we would make the people who did this pay.  We can't hear you, the people at the back shouted, and do you know what President Bush said back?  It doesn't matter, he told them.  I can hear you. Inspiring. And then when the war was on got out his old flight suit and strapped it on and flew his own warplane onto an aircraft carrier to show us that, yes, he might be the president, but he was also an American. A soldier. A leader of men. It was the sort of lofty symbolism that once inspired our nation.

And now? Well, think about it. Now we have so many crises going on that its almost impossible to track them all. We had a US ambassador killed ...


*slow clap*
*single tear slides down my cheek*

You are brilliant. I want to buy you a beer.
 
2014-07-09 11:20:48 AM  

Epic Fap Session: You're not helping, stoner guy.


By being kind and offering to share with his neighbor? This is basic etiquette, people - if there is someone within arm's reach, you offer to pass to them. No shame in declining, no offense in not partaking.

We're all just hairless apes spinning through space on a warmish rock, suspended on a sunbeam.

// man
 
2014-07-09 11:21:04 AM  
I know what it sounds like when doves cry...but not eagles.
 
2014-07-09 11:21:21 AM  
Oh lord why did I read the comments...
 
2014-07-09 11:21:29 AM  

Epic Fap Session: You're not helping, stoner guy.


Not helping what?

If you are referring to the legalization effort, I beg to differ. A light-hearted exchange with the president, and having the president just laugh and carry on is a good thing. No one freaked out and made a big deal over this, this helps to normalize the subject.
 
2014-07-09 11:22:33 AM  
Pocket Ninja: a national treasure.
 
2014-07-09 11:22:42 AM  

but whole: Epic Fap Session: You're not helping, stoner guy.

Not helping what?

If you are referring to the legalization effort, I beg to differ. A light-hearted exchange with the president, and having the president just laugh and carry on is a good thing. No one freaked out and made a big deal over this, this helps to normalize the subject.


Other than the commenters on that site. *shudder*
 
2014-07-09 11:25:13 AM  
So he hit it, and then shiat for weird fast...
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-09 11:25:20 AM  
While enjoying a night out in Denver with Colorado Gov. Hinkenlooper,


Wait, the tea party guy on the radio this morning said over and over again how pathetic it was that none of the Democrats in office in Colorado wanted Obama anywhere near their campaigns. How they are running away from being associated with him.

Teabaggers wouldn't lie on the radio, would they?
 
2014-07-09 11:27:46 AM  

Pocket Ninja: literally  millions of children trying to take over America and infect everybody with smallpox.


Can you please provide documentation for the numbers you quote?
 
2014-07-09 11:29:03 AM  

Pocket Ninja: See, this seems like something that is, on the surface, a light-hearted bit of fun. Ha ha ha, you might laugh. Somebody asked the president if he wanted a hit of marijuana. Ha ha ha.


8/10. Solid, journeyman work. The smallpox was a nice touch.

I also appreciate it that you're not overdoing it with the screeeeeeee. That shiat's gold and needs to be kept precious.
 
2014-07-09 11:29:25 AM  

but whole: Epic Fap Session: You're not helping, stoner guy.

Not helping what?

If you are referring to the legalization effort, I beg to differ. A light-hearted exchange with the president, and having the president just laugh and carry on is a good thing. No one freaked out and made a big deal over this, this helps to normalize the subject.


I was referring to it not helping the perception of marijuana users. Also, as a regular consumer/abuser of marijuana and Colorado resident, I don't like every single story about the state being pot related.

Also, in my opinion, it lacks class to offer weed to people that you know can't partake.

I'm 2 mild comments worth of upset over this.
 
2014-07-09 11:31:33 AM  

Pocket Ninja:
Do you want to know why eagles cry? This. All this, right here.



i1.ytimg.com

He's fine.
 
2014-07-09 11:33:28 AM  

nunyadang: Pocket Ninja: literally  millions of children trying to take over America and infect everybody with smallpox.

Can you please provide documentation for the numbers you quote?


Do yourself a favor and highlight Pocket Ninja in a color of your choice, and then have your day brightened when you are lucky enough to see that color in a thread.
 
2014-07-09 11:34:34 AM  

Epic Fap Session: I was referring to it not helping the perception of marijuana users. Also, as a regular consumer/abuser of marijuana and Colorado resident, I don't like every single story about the state being pot related.


This isn't the case, and if you think so you are suffering from confirmation bias. Recently we have made national news for marriage equality issues in Boulder and the fact that we provided birth control for the poors and it has helped our teen pregnancy rate drop by 40% in five years.

Colorado is awesome and the nation knows it.
 
2014-07-09 11:37:14 AM  

nunyadang: Pocket Ninja: literally  millions of children trying to take over America and infect everybody with smallpox.

Can you please provide documentation for the numbers you quote?


Ha!


Ha! Ha!
 
2014-07-09 11:38:19 AM  

Epic Fap Session: but whole: Epic Fap Session: You're not helping, stoner guy.

Not helping what?

If you are referring to the legalization effort, I beg to differ. A light-hearted exchange with the president, and having the president just laugh and carry on is a good thing. No one freaked out and made a big deal over this, this helps to normalize the subject.

I was referring to it not helping the perception of marijuana users. Also, as a regular consumer/abuser of marijuana and Colorado resident, I don't like every single story about the state being pot related.

Also, in my opinion, it lacks class to offer weed to people that you know can't partake.

I'm 2 mild comments worth of upset over this.


I look at it this way, the more out and open users are, the more "normal" it will look, helping ease America into full legalization.
 
2014-07-09 11:39:12 AM  

nunyadang: Pocket Ninja: literally  millions of children trying to take over America and infect everybody with smallpox.

Can you please provide documentation for the numbers you quote?


You've been here over a year and don't know PN?

Go back to Reddit or 4chan or whatever site you crawled out of.
 
2014-07-09 11:40:16 AM  
jst3p:

Colorado is awesome and the nation knows it.

I would move there in a minute if I had the opportunity.
Trout fishing and weed.
Camping and weed.
Skiing and weed.
Whitewater rafting and weed.
Weeeeeeed.


\Loves Austin, but hates the backwards people of my state.
 
2014-07-09 11:42:32 AM  

Maud Dib: jst3p:

Colorado is awesome and the nation knows it.

I would move there in a minute if I had the opportunity.
Trout fishing and weed.
Camping and weed.
Skiing and weed.
Whitewater rafting and weed.
Weeeeeeed.


\Loves Austin, but hates the backwards people of my state.


I love it and I don't even smoke. Great place to raise kids.

/took them whitewater rafting just last week!
 
2014-07-09 11:43:29 AM  

Pocket Ninja: See, this seems like something that is, on the surface, a light-hearted bit of fun.  Ha ha ha, you might laugh.  Somebody asked the president if he wanted a hit of marijuana. Ha ha ha.

But think about what this really means. What this really means is that a person -- a United States citizen, I might add -- saw Barack Obama in a bar, and instead of being automatically moved to respect, or saluting, or even wanting to come up and shake his hand and say,  thank you for being our leader, he offered illicit drugs. This is a literal manifestation of just how far Barack Obama has eroded the once-worthy office of president, brought such shame to the office through his actions and presence that there's almost no point in it anymore. Once we had presidents who inspired respect everywhere they went, presidents like Teddy Roosevelt who conquered Mexico, presidents like John F. Kennedy who ended racism, presidents like Ronald Reagan who made Germany to tear down its wall. And now? Now we have a president who hangs out in bars and laughs about being offered hits from a bong.

Let me take you back to those dark days after 9-11, after the towers fell. Do you remember what our president then did? Maybe you don't. Maybe you've forgotten how he traveled to the debris piles in New York, how he clambered atop them with a bullhorn and told America that we would make the people who did this pay.  We can't hear you, the people at the back shouted, and do you know what President Bush said back?  It doesn't matter, he told them.  I can hear you. Inspiring. And then when the war was on got out his old flight suit and strapped it on and flew his own warplane onto an aircraft carrier to show us that, yes, he might be the president, but he was also an American. A soldier. A leader of men. It was the sort of lofty symbolism that once inspired our nation.

And now? Well, think about it. Now we have so many crises going on that its almost impossible to track them all. We had a US ambassador killed ...


ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2014-07-09 11:44:34 AM  

jst3p: Epic Fap Session: I was referring to it not helping the perception of marijuana users. Also, as a regular consumer/abuser of marijuana and Colorado resident, I don't like every single story about the state being pot related.

This isn't the case, and if you think so you are suffering from confirmation bias. Recently we have made national news for marriage equality issues in Boulder and the fact that we provided birth control for the poors and it has helped our teen pregnancy rate drop by 40% in five years.

Colorado is awesome and the nation knows it.


My apologies for the hyperbole. The vast majority of national news stories about Colorado are also about pot. For fun, type "colorado" in Fark's search bar in the upper right. Tell me what you see.

I love Colorado and never want to leave. Can't we all mock Washington for failing so badly at legal weed for a while?
 
2014-07-09 11:49:47 AM  

Epic Fap Session: jst3p: Epic Fap Session: I was referring to it not helping the perception of marijuana users. Also, as a regular consumer/abuser of marijuana and Colorado resident, I don't like every single story about the state being pot related.

This isn't the case, and if you think so you are suffering from confirmation bias. Recently we have made national news for marriage equality issues in Boulder and the fact that we provided birth control for the poors and it has helped our teen pregnancy rate drop by 40% in five years.

Colorado is awesome and the nation knows it.

My apologies for the hyperbole. The vast majority of national news stories about Colorado are also about pot. For fun, type "colorado" in Fark's search bar in the upper right. Tell me what you see.

I love Colorado and never want to leave. Can't we all mock Washington for failing so badly at legal weed for a while?


http://www.usatoday.com/topic/a4ebf8ba-58e2-4bb8-a784-c73d7a105721/c ol orado/

2 pot stories (one labeled business!)
The Jihad chick
The place where the waitresses open carry
Plane crash
Vaccines.

I honestly think the guns and mass shooting stories are far more detrimental to our image than the pot stories.
 
2014-07-09 11:50:33 AM  

PluckYew: nunyadang: Pocket Ninja: literally  millions of children trying to take over America and infect everybody with smallpox.

Can you please provide documentation for the numbers you quote?

You've been here over a year and don't know PN?

Go back to Reddit or 4chan or whatever site you crawled out of.


I've never seen someone fall for PJ's bait before. It's always fawning admirers.

I think this is the best troll I've ever seen, FAIR.
 
2014-07-09 12:06:56 PM  

TelemonianAjax: PluckYew: nunyadang: Pocket Ninja: literally  millions of children trying to take over America and infect everybody with smallpox.

Can you please provide documentation for the numbers you quote?

You've been here over a year and don't know PN?

Go back to Reddit or 4chan or whatever site you crawled out of.

I've never seen someone fall for PJ's bait before. It's always fawning admirers.

I think this is the best troll I've ever seen, FAIR.


I've seen it. It's the same people who fall for The Onion and Christwire. Some people have a defective satire/sarcasm detector.
 
2014-07-09 12:09:52 PM  

jst3p: Epic Fap Session: jst3p: Epic Fap Session: I was referring to it not helping the perception of marijuana users. Also, as a regular consumer/abuser of marijuana and Colorado resident, I don't like every single story about the state being pot related.

This isn't the case, and if you think so you are suffering from confirmation bias. Recently we have made national news for marriage equality issues in Boulder and the fact that we provided birth control for the poors and it has helped our teen pregnancy rate drop by 40% in five years.

Colorado is awesome and the nation knows it.

My apologies for the hyperbole. The vast majority of national news stories about Colorado are also about pot. For fun, type "colorado" in Fark's search bar in the upper right. Tell me what you see.

I love Colorado and never want to leave. Can't we all mock Washington for failing so badly at legal weed for a while?

http://www.usatoday.com/topic/a4ebf8ba-58e2-4bb8-a784-c73d7a105721/c ol orado/

2 pot stories (one labeled business!)
The Jihad chick
The place where the waitresses open carry
Plane crash
Vaccines.

I honestly think the guns and mass shooting stories are far more detrimental to our image than the pot stories.


Link
 
2014-07-09 12:10:56 PM  

TelemonianAjax: PluckYew: nunyadang: Pocket Ninja: literally  millions of children trying to take over America and infect everybody with smallpox.

Can you please provide documentation for the numbers you quote?

You've been here over a year and don't know PN?

Go back to Reddit or 4chan or whatever site you crawled out of.

I've never seen someone fall for PJ's bait before. It's always fawning admirers.

I think this is the best troll I've ever seen, FAIR.


Literally
 
2014-07-09 12:13:53 PM  
Holy crap that's some epic derp in the comments.  Just a tiny, TINY sample:

"And the "Hits" just keep coming from the most evil yet detached President in US History."

"Sorrow, my pity for your messiah is extremely limited. Maybe you should show the same compassion for the untold number of children suffering and dying along our borders, or being raped/exploited/sold as sex slave/etc., as a result of the political games being played by your Dear Leader. You liberals seem to have a real blind spot of convenience when it comes to compassion. You are Useful Idiot,"

"We should all pray that all those Newports he chain smokes will give him a fast, inoperable case of stage 4 lung cancer, that would be the best thing that has happened to this country since 2008."

"I do not believe that our President is laughing because he thought the offer was ridiculous, but because he is delighted that American culture has devolved so quickly under his "leadership" that his goal of destroying all sense of pride and decency is in sight. Imagine a man offering President Kennedy a reefer in 1962."

"Obama is a jerk
He shows this every day
I could put up with him being a jerk if he was not also WRONG about everything
not just a little wrong
way, way wrong
and
Why would anyone want to transform America"
 
2014-07-09 12:19:25 PM  

Epic Fap Session: jst3p: Epic Fap Session: jst3p: Epic Fap Session: I was referring to it not helping the perception of marijuana users. Also, as a regular consumer/abuser of marijuana and Colorado resident, I don't like every single story about the state being pot related.

This isn't the case, and if you think so you are suffering from confirmation bias. Recently we have made national news for marriage equality issues in Boulder and the fact that we provided birth control for the poors and it has helped our teen pregnancy rate drop by 40% in five years.

Colorado is awesome and the nation knows it.

My apologies for the hyperbole. The vast majority of national news stories about Colorado are also about pot. For fun, type "colorado" in Fark's search bar in the upper right. Tell me what you see.

I love Colorado and never want to leave. Can't we all mock Washington for failing so badly at legal weed for a while?

http://www.usatoday.com/topic/a4ebf8ba-58e2-4bb8-a784-c73d7a105721/c ol orado/

2 pot stories (one labeled business!)
The Jihad chick
The place where the waitresses open carry
Plane crash
Vaccines.

I honestly think the guns and mass shooting stories are far more detrimental to our image than the pot stories.

Link


Yes, the list of Fark headlines is a better source to judge what the nation is saying about Colorado.

*rolls eye*
 
2014-07-09 12:21:02 PM  

jst3p: Epic Fap Session: jst3p: Epic Fap Session: jst3p: Epic Fap Session: I was referring to it not helping the perception of marijuana users. Also, as a regular consumer/abuser of marijuana and Colorado resident, I don't like every single story about the state being pot related.

This isn't the case, and if you think so you are suffering from confirmation bias. Recently we have made national news for marriage equality issues in Boulder and the fact that we provided birth control for the poors and it has helped our teen pregnancy rate drop by 40% in five years.

Colorado is awesome and the nation knows it.

My apologies for the hyperbole. The vast majority of national news stories about Colorado are also about pot. For fun, type "colorado" in Fark's search bar in the upper right. Tell me what you see.

I love Colorado and never want to leave. Can't we all mock Washington for failing so badly at legal weed for a while?

http://www.usatoday.com/topic/a4ebf8ba-58e2-4bb8-a784-c73d7a105721/c ol orado/

2 pot stories (one labeled business!)
The Jihad chick
The place where the waitresses open carry
Plane crash
Vaccines.

I honestly think the guns and mass shooting stories are far more detrimental to our image than the pot stories.

Link

Yes, the list of Fark headlines is a better source to judge what the nation is saying about Colorado.

*rolls eye*


And the list somehow missed this one from just the other day, where "Colorado" was the first word in the headline:

http://www.fark.com/comments/8327389/Colorado-has-been-providing-its -l ow-income-citizens-with-free-birth-control-pills-IUDs-since-2009-Now-t heyre-reporting-a-40-drop-in-teen-pregnancy-rate-in-5-years-Some-peopl e-have-a-problem-with-this#new
 
2014-07-09 12:30:09 PM  
jst3p:

This might be the most trivial argument I've ever engaged in on Fark.

I'm not saying there aren't other reasons for Colorado making the news. I'm saying that most of the stories have been marijuana related. Not all... most. I travel the country for work and I haven't had a single person from another state ask me about birth control. Plenty of weed jokes though.

And yes, I find a news aggregator website to be a fairly good source for news stories from multiple sources.

I'm very glad you're proud and defensive of the state where we both live. I have no antipathy for you. I just have a different opinion. Feel free to continue to convince me about how wrong I am. I'm stuck in a boring training class all day. I've got the time.
 
2014-07-09 12:34:55 PM  

Epic Fap Session: This might be the most trivial argument I've ever engaged in on Fark.


Agreed.

Epic Fap Session: Feel free to continue to convince me about how wrong I am. I'm stuck in a boring training class all day. I've got the time.


Like I said, I just think you are suffering from confirmation bias. Have fun in class!
 
2014-07-09 12:43:05 PM  

Epic Fap Session: I'm stuck in a boring training class all day. I've got the time.


Anyone else read that as "bong training class"?
 
2014-07-09 12:46:33 PM  

BunkoSquad: Epic Fap Session: I'm stuck in a boring training class all day. I've got the time.

Anyone else read that as "bong training class"?


I already graduated from that one - Summa cum laude.

I'm currently working on my post-doc work in the field. I have a lot more research to do.
 
2014-07-09 12:53:50 PM  

alizeran: So he hit it, and then shiat for weird fast...
[img.fark.net image 594x395]


The look on that secret service guy just screams "I am ready to kill"
 
2014-07-09 01:01:10 PM  

Epic Fap Session: Also, as a regular consumer/abuser of marijuana and Colorado resident, I don't like every single story about the state being pot related.


I'm a NJ resident who's tired of every story about NJ being "lol smelly" or "lol mafia." You're fighting a losing battle there.
 
2014-07-09 01:09:27 PM  

PluckYew: nunyadang: Pocket Ninja: literally  millions of children trying to take over America and infect everybody with smallpox.

Can you please provide documentation for the numbers you quote?

You've been here over a year and don't know PN?

Go back to Reddit or 4chan or whatever site you crawled out of.


Yea, dawned on me after I posted. And I come from a whole different roc then the ones you mentioned
 
2014-07-09 01:10:33 PM  

TelemonianAjax: PluckYew: nunyadang: Pocket Ninja: literally  millions of children trying to take over America and infect everybody with smallpox.

Can you please provide documentation for the numbers you quote?

You've been here over a year and don't know PN?

Go back to Reddit or 4chan or whatever site you crawled out of.

I've never seen someone fall for PJ's bait before. It's always fawning admirers.

I think this is the best troll I've ever seen, FAIR.


Yea, it dawned on me after posting that I had been had. oh well easy come easy go
 
2014-07-09 01:11:15 PM  

grumpfuff: Epic Fap Session: Also, as a regular consumer/abuser of marijuana and Colorado resident, I don't like every single story about the state being pot related.

I'm a NJ resident who's tired of every story about NJ being "lol smelly" or "lol mafia." You're fighting a losing battle there.


I would say that Colorado is to news stories about pot, what New Jersey is to news stories about morbidly obese, corrupt, bridge shenanigan-engaging governors.
 
2014-07-09 01:41:21 PM  

Pocket Ninja: See, this seems like something that is, on the surface, a light-hearted bit of fun.  Ha ha ha, you might laugh.  Somebody asked the president if he wanted a hit of marijuana. Ha ha ha.

But think about what this really means. What this really means is that a person -- a United States citizen, I might add -- saw Barack Obama in a bar, and instead of being automatically moved to respect, or saluting, or even wanting to come up and shake his hand and say,  thank you for being our leader, he offered illicit drugs. This is a literal manifestation of just how far Barack Obama has eroded the once-worthy office of president, brought such shame to the office through his actions and presence that there's almost no point in it anymore. Once we had presidents who inspired respect everywhere they went, presidents like Teddy Roosevelt who conquered Mexico, presidents like John F. Kennedy who ended racism, presidents like Ronald Reagan who made Germany to tear down its wall. And now? Now we have a president who hangs out in bars and laughs about being offered hits from a bong.

Let me take you back to those dark days after 9-11, after the towers fell. Do you remember what our president then did? Maybe you don't. Maybe you've forgotten how he traveled to the debris piles in New York, how he clambered atop them with a bullhorn and told America that we would make the people who did this pay.  We can't hear you, the people at the back shouted, and do you know what President Bush said back?  It doesn't matter, he told them.  I can hear you. Inspiring. And then when the war was on got out his old flight suit and strapped it on and flew his own warplane onto an aircraft carrier to show us that, yes, he might be the president, but he was also an American. A soldier. A leader of men. It was the sort of lofty symbolism that once inspired our nation.

And now? Well, think about it. Now we have so many crises going on that its almost impossible to track them all. We had a US ambassador killed ...


Goddamn brilliant.

ALOMST perfect.  Except for the one small miscue:  of COURSE Obama's been to the border.  He snuck across it when he immigrated from Kenya.
 
2014-07-09 01:49:21 PM  
I will say this: a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy just made a road trip to CO and I am a happy happy man. Delicious.
 
2014-07-09 02:14:15 PM  
What good is it being the messiah if he can't just snap his fingers and a lit hookah appears.
 
2014-07-09 03:08:31 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Epic Fap Session: You're not helping, stoner guy.

By being kind and offering to share with his neighbor? This is basic etiquette, people - if there is someone within arm's reach, you offer to pass to them. No shame in declining, no offense in not partaking.

We're all just hairless apes spinning through space on a warmish rock, suspended on a sunbeam.

// man


These.
I wonder what he would have done if this offer was made in a private setting.
Smoking some weed doesn't hurt anyone.
 
2014-07-09 06:49:07 PM  
I love Colorado so much.
 
2014-07-09 09:10:06 PM  
Well, duh. What did the guy think the President would do?

I'm just sorry things are such that he can't be cool enough to take a hit, which is probably what he really wanted to do after this last month.
 
2014-07-10 02:36:47 PM  

Pocket Ninja: 't. Maybe you've forgotten how he traveled to the debris piles in New York, how he clambered atop them with a bullhorn and told America that we would make the people who did this pay.  We can't hear you, the people at the back shouted, and do you know what President Bush said back?  It doesn't matter, he told them.  I can hear you. Inspiring. And then when the war was on got out his old flight suit and strapped it on and flew his own warplane onto an aircraft carrier to show us that, yes, he might be the president, but he was also an American. A soldier. A leader of men. It was the sort of lofty symbolism that once inspired our nation.


I've so missed you.
My Eagle is crying.
 
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