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2014-07-09 08:04:39 AM  
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2014-07-09 08:27:11 AM  
A concerned citizen tried to stirrup attention to the administrations economic policy today.  The man identified himself as a supporter of Eric Canter and urged the President to tame the budget deficit so as to prevent runaway inflation from rearing up, pointing to his flagging approval ratings in the recent Gallop poll. He expressed outrage over the Wall Street bale outs, and demanded the President pursue a stable monetary policy before he turns over the reins of government and saddles up and rides off into the sunset in 2017.  He bolted just as two secret service agents sidled up to him.

The President commented "I got quite a kick out of that supporter" before hoofing it to his next appointment.

/shamelessly plagiarized from the Gawker comments
 
2014-07-09 08:54:07 AM  

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What the 'Harlem Shake' may look like

 
2014-07-10 06:36:26 AM  
I think I've found the new director for the Veterinarian's Administration.
 
2014-07-10 02:03:13 PM  
KOPITAAAAAAAAAAAR!
 
2014-07-10 02:03:40 PM  
Hello,  Ann Coulter!  You look well.
 
2014-07-10 02:04:37 PM  
And then the guy broke his leg, so the Secret Service shot him.
 
2014-07-10 02:05:20 PM  
America's leading producer of bull shiat meets with horse shiat producer.
 
2014-07-10 02:07:17 PM  
I am the horse head, Mr. President. We see that you have the other end covered.
 
2014-07-10 02:07:57 PM  
I get it... yours is bigger... ok...
 
2014-07-10 02:09:14 PM  
"Why the long face?"
 
2014-07-10 02:09:37 PM  
"Senator Cruz, I didn't recognize you there for a moment. Normally you're the other end of the horse!"
 
2014-07-10 02:11:03 PM  
Damnit Chris Hardwick! Again?!
 
2014-07-10 02:17:32 PM  
Thank you again for your support, Mrs. Parker.
 
2014-07-10 02:18:32 PM  
President Obama...

I'm the horse you rode in on and

A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE have given me this message we both should hear!
 
2014-07-10 02:19:39 PM  
"Johnny never gets that cabinet appointment, even though he'd be perfect for it.  A man in my position can't afford to look ridiculous!"
 
2014-07-10 02:21:42 PM  
How to get shot by the Secret Service for horsing around
 
2014-07-10 02:24:45 PM  
"Hey, I've seen this video!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZDwH-uzXI4
 
2014-07-10 02:27:02 PM  
Obongo meets Mr. Horse
 
2014-07-10 02:28:39 PM  
"After jokingly uttering a transformation spell from one of the Harry Potter books, the President recoiled in horror as he witnessed the true power of the witchcraft JK Rowling teaches to her young, impressionable readers."

Forward this photo and caption to ten friends on Facebook and experience good fortune and sexual prosperity for up to ten business days!! (Offer void where prohibited, disputed, or invalidated by natural law.) Fail to forward this photo and caption and bad luck will curse you! A man named Whidbey in Lower Farkistan failed to forward this photo and the ghost cousin of a dead child's ghost named Lolfake who haunts much of many YouTube comments floated out of his computer and forced him to vote Republican in nine local elections and also his man parts have a terrible oozing rash but that might be unrelated! Do not break the chain, ghost relatives of ghost Lolfake are watching!!!
 
2014-07-10 02:28:53 PM  
Let me show you my Mongo impersonation.
 
2014-07-10 02:29:17 PM  
"Hey, Mr President"

"hay"
 
2014-07-10 02:32:30 PM  
Secret Service agent Yu No Tall rushes to the Presidents assistance after he perceived the presidents safety to be threatened by a Minotaur. "I see horse head. I go full Nanking on the dude. I work him over and get him nice and tender for the french dinner plates. I give him karate, ju-jitsu and Ancient Chinese Secret Punch to the Chest with Icepick. He eat oats through a straw for a month when I'm through with him."
 
2014-07-10 02:32:58 PM  
Another victim of Obamacare.
 
2014-07-10 02:49:34 PM  
The Preseident responded to further accusations of restrictive hiring practices when a half-man/half horse questioned him about human/equine hirings within the government.
"To be honest,"  the President replied, "You are the first one that I've met.  How would you like to work with congress?  They could use a little horse sense."

"If you think I'm limited in my hiring practices, look around.  I have a four foot body guard and another with moobs.  Look at him.  You could come out here dressed as a Klingon with a bat'leth and he'd probably let you slice me up.  Ah Jeeze.  I have to go over there and tell moobs we're moving down the line.  He's locked eyes with a mannequin.  He won't blink until they do.  Last week, we accidentally left him in Ohio.  Not any city.  Just in the middle of Ohio.  Didn't know he was gone until him mom called me and told me he hadn't come home yet."

"Now this guy,: the President said, pointing to Secret Service Agent Xing Xang Bang, "He's top notch.  Just don't let him drive."

While the President was speaking to the horsehead, no one noticed the coked up chick slowly trying to taser the President.  Her attempt was thwarted as she was holding the device incorrectly and only manager to wrinkle the President's jacket.  The suit was flown to Walter Reed Hospital and One Hour Dry Cleaners for an emergency Simonizing and pressing.  It is expected to recover.
 
2014-07-10 02:56:29 PM  

img.fark.netYou Da Man...ure!

 
2014-07-10 03:08:10 PM  
l.wigflip.com
 
2014-07-10 03:27:16 PM  
"Of course, I love them all, but Applejack is still my favorite."
 
2014-07-10 03:31:20 PM  
President Promises Equus Pay for Equus Work
 
2014-07-10 04:01:25 PM  
"Hello, I am Mr. Ed."

/cue theme song
 
2014-07-10 04:15:40 PM  
Say, it's great to see your Royal Highness again! Are you in America for the Triple Crown?
 
2014-07-10 04:16:36 PM  
Take my advice, kid. Nobody likes a horse's behind outside of the GOP and even they seem to cooling on them.
 
2014-07-10 04:17:46 PM  
"Hey look, I finally found a bigger jackass than myself."
 
2014-07-10 04:18:12 PM  
I hear horse heads are passé.

The new meme is Presidenting. That's where you get down on your knees, whinney like a horse, and kiss the President's ass.
 
2014-07-10 04:19:40 PM  
Sorry, the Selfies on my Blackberry are State Secrets. If you accidentally saw one, the Secret Service would have to shoot you and claim you had a broken leg.
 
2014-07-10 04:20:48 PM  
Obama accidentally uses his evil powers to transmogrify one of his fans.
 
2014-07-10 04:21:11 PM  
You may have a white guy with a horse head but I have a tiny, tiny Asian man with a gun. I win!
 
2014-07-10 06:21:15 PM  
El Presidente said that Joe Biden always is the back end of a horse.
 
2014-07-10 06:52:26 PM  
l.wigflip.com
 
2014-07-10 07:24:59 PM  
Equine-American, please...
 
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