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(NYPost)   Man dead for over 200 years gets American citizenship. First stop will be Chicago to register to vote   (nypost.com) divider line 44
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2014-07-09 11:35:22 AM
yay more Chicago headlines
sigh
 
2014-07-09 12:59:59 PM
Do an airplane food joke next! Woo!
 
2014-07-09 01:40:04 PM
and then he'll register in Detroit, New York, etc
 
2014-07-09 01:43:50 PM
Nice headline!
 
2014-07-09 01:44:31 PM
Silly  subby,he's already been voting in Chicago for 200 years.
 
2014-07-09 01:53:30 PM
That's why liberals don't want voter ID laws, it disenfranchises dead people.
 
2014-07-09 01:55:36 PM
While I watch the cannons flashing
I clean my gun and dream of Galveston


and it was Down at the Balinese
 
2014-07-09 01:58:48 PM
Great. Another Spanish speaking foreigner gets citizenship. At least they made him wait and didn't rush it through like they seem to do nowadays.
 
2014-07-09 01:59:26 PM
Dead people can't vote.
 
2014-07-09 02:03:06 PM
That joke is so funny I fell off my dinosaur because I was trying to eat a hotdog with 10 pounds of toppings and it put me off balance.
 
2014-07-09 02:03:29 PM
Is this the libtard being defensive thread, or the teabagger being retarded thread?
 
2014-07-09 02:06:21 PM
Now do the one about how all the urbans shoot each other all the time because they're democrats who have no respect for human life cuz they're all athiests.
 
2014-07-09 02:08:39 PM

namatad: yay more Chicago headlines
sigh


Ahem.

*points to the NJ headline below*
 
2014-07-09 02:09:54 PM

special20: Is this the libtard being defensive thread, or the teabagger being retarded thread?


*whynotboth.jpg*
 
2014-07-09 02:17:06 PM

DubtodaIll: That's why liberals don't want voter ID laws, it disenfranchises dead people.


Bless your heart.



oregonrural.org
 
2014-07-09 02:18:37 PM
Wait for the Vista sucks one guys, subby is on a roll.
 
2014-07-09 02:21:52 PM
Careful, Eleanor Dunt will send the feds to your house.
 
2014-07-09 02:22:02 PM

Maud Dib: DubtodaIll: That's why liberals don't want voter ID laws, it disenfranchises dead people.

Bless your heart.

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That's a potato not a heart! Just like a liberal, anything with some characteristics as the real thing is a perfectly good substitute for the real thing.
 
2014-07-09 02:32:41 PM

DubtodaIll: That's a potato not a heart! Just like a liberal, anything with some characteristics as the real thing is a perfectly good substitute for the real thing.


fc07.deviantart.net
 
2014-07-09 02:34:25 PM

special20: Is this the libtard being defensive thread, or the teabagger being retarded thread?


blogs-images.forbes.com
 
2014-07-09 02:36:19 PM
What's his name?
www.screeninsults.com
/damn right
 
2014-07-09 02:38:00 PM

thamike: DubtodaIll: That's a potato not a heart! Just like a liberal, anything with some characteristics as the real thing is a perfectly good substitute for the real thing.

[fc07.deviantart.net image 514x666]


you're the least funny troll i have
 
2014-07-09 02:46:44 PM
The dead have risen, and are voting Republican!
 
2014-07-09 02:47:42 PM

DubtodaIll: thamike: DubtodaIll: That's a potato not a heart! Just like a liberal, anything with some characteristics as the real thing is a perfectly good substitute for the real thing.

[fc07.deviantart.net image 514x666]

you're the least funny troll i have


Sorry for f*cking Reagan.
 
2014-07-09 02:50:12 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Dead people can't vote.


Says you.

/ why are you deadcist?
 
2014-07-09 02:50:13 PM

thamike: DubtodaIll: thamike: DubtodaIll: That's a potato not a heart! Just like a liberal, anything with some characteristics as the real thing is a perfectly good substitute for the real thing.

[fc07.deviantart.net image 514x666]

you're the least funny troll i have

Sorry for f*cking Reagan.


Why? The guy was a doofus.
 
2014-07-09 02:52:02 PM

DubtodaIll: thamike: DubtodaIll: thamike: DubtodaIll: That's a potato not a heart! Just like a liberal, anything with some characteristics as the real thing is a perfectly good substitute for the real thing.

[fc07.deviantart.net image 514x666]

you're the least funny troll i have

Sorry for f*cking Reagan.

Why? The guy was a doofus.


You're kind of flailing in all directions here, buddy.
 
2014-07-09 03:04:18 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Dead people can't vote.


Aww, that's adorable.
 
2014-07-09 03:09:23 PM

ElusiveWookiee: Aww, that's adorable.


Unless I missed the zombie apocalypse, dead people cannot vote. Living people can vote in their place, though that's not all that common either.
 
2014-07-09 03:10:44 PM
FTFA: The House Judiciary Committee is set to actsit on the bill later this week.

More than likely fixed.
 
2014-07-09 03:13:03 PM
Chicago... something something... politics... bad... the joke practically writes itself!
 
2014-07-09 03:32:26 PM
That's pretty much how long it takes to get citizenship these days, plus or minus an order of magnitude.
 
2014-07-09 03:37:24 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: ElusiveWookiee: Aww, that's adorable.

Unless I missed the zombie apocalypse, dead people cannot vote. Living people can vote in their place, though that's not all that common either.


Aw, man, you missed the zombie apocalypse!?

Do you know what you missed?  i mean hold on now--HOLYSH*T THIS GUY'S MISSED THE APOCALYPSE--sorry.  I'll sum up:

 Lots of shotguns and weirdly single hot girls. They were strangely paying attention to the apocalypse instead of me, and I was focused on the bleak landscape. They trudged into the woods  i totally did not follow until I had to.  It was a goddamned nightmare.

That's what made my facial expressions cease to exist.
 
2014-07-09 03:41:53 PM
I hear they still do stuff to pizza and hotdogs that make people mad for 200 years...

Chicago themed joke:
Visitor from New York to Chicago bus driver: "Does dis bus go to da loop?"
Chicago bus driver: "No. It goes 'beep-beep'"
 
2014-07-09 03:44:50 PM
Wait, there's a city in Texas named after an illegal immigrant?
 
2014-07-09 04:07:45 PM

KJUW89: Wait, there's a city in Texas named after an illegal immigrant?


Corpus Christi?
 
2014-07-09 04:21:42 PM

special20: Is this the libtard being defensive thread, or the teabagger being retarded thread?

It's the Congress being stupid thread. The government is in total gridlock and this is what they agree on?

I'm not judging whether the honor is deserved, but as it's already been 200 years, maybe we could save this for a time when things are going swimmingly and we have lots of free time on our hands.
 
2014-07-09 04:58:43 PM

ImpendingCynic: special20: Is this the libtard being defensive thread, or the teabagger being retarded thread?
It's the Congress being stupid thread. The government is in total gridlock and this is what they agree on?

I'm not judging whether the honor is deserved, but as it's already been 200 years, maybe we could save this for a time when things are going swimmingly and we have lots of free time on our hands.


It's Utah Mormon stupid, because did he want to be a citizen?  How long before the Mormons get their turn at baptizing him?
 
2014-07-09 05:17:24 PM
What a ridiculous waste of time. And why bother giving it to Churchill - wasn't he entitled to citizenship anyway because his mother was a US citizen?
 
2014-07-09 05:19:26 PM
Congress won't do jack-shiat about real problems, but empty gestures they're right on top of.
 
2014-07-09 05:42:40 PM
Whenever MY country is going down the sh*tter faster than Drano and a flush, I always try and focus on meaningless, symbolic baloney, too.  And keeping people pissed off at that other party.  You know, the one that's ruining the country.
 
2014-07-09 05:54:12 PM
And I'll bet you the poor sap casts his ballots (not a typo) for Richard J. Daley.
 
2014-07-09 06:11:07 PM

Li'l Robbie: And I'll bet you the poor sap casts his ballots (not a typo) for Richard J. Daley.


Won't matter since Diebold makes the voting machines
 
2014-07-09 11:54:16 PM
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We approve this message, don't we Rahm?
 
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