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(Huffington Post)   12 of the best Brazilian reactions to the slaughter of the German Blitzkrieg yesterday   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 80
    More: Amusing, 2014 World Cup, Belo Horizonte, David Luiz  
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2014-07-09 08:13:02 AM  
Actually, I think this gem is one of the best reactions to anything. That, or this guy is wearing a bacon-flavored shirt:
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Photoshop contest, anyone???
 
2014-07-09 08:26:44 AM  
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Three fingers!!! Ayyyyy!!!!!
 
2014-07-09 08:55:05 AM  
I'd console her in her loss:

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And it looks like this lady's rage is about to trigger her mutant powers:

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2014-07-09 08:56:10 AM  
As much as I want to make fun of this guy:

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I've been there.
 
2014-07-09 09:27:29 AM  
Probably roughly what I'll look like if I'm alive when the Cubs finally reach the World Series, and they lose it.
 
2014-07-09 09:29:41 AM  

Relatively Obscure: Probably roughly what I'll look like if I'm alive when the Cubs finally reach the World Series, and they lose it.


If the Cubs ever get to the series, game 3 will be called on account of raining fire from the sky.

So I think you're good.
 
2014-07-09 09:35:01 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: If the Cubs ever get to the series, game 3 will be called on account of raining fire from the sky.


In 2007, both the Cubs and Indians made the postseason.  Now THAT would have been an interesting World Series matchup.  Game 7 would have lasted a record 642 innings, with neither team able to win.
 
2014-07-09 09:42:18 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Actually, I think this gem is one of the best reactions to anything. That, or this guy is wearing a bacon-flavored shirt:
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Photoshop contest, anyone???


Looks like someone's goin' in dry.
 
2014-07-09 09:46:53 AM  
I really don't know which I enjoyed more, the German goals or the Brazilian tears.
 
2014-07-09 09:47:05 AM  
those contact lenses are really creepy in a really sexy way, or really sexy in a really creepy way. I can't figure out which.
 
2014-07-09 09:49:24 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Actually, I think this gem is one of the best reactions to anything. That, or this guy is wearing a bacon-flavored shirt:
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Photoshop contest, anyone???


looks like he's given himself a wedgie!
 
2014-07-09 09:50:10 AM  
This is the best reaction:
 
2014-07-09 09:50:27 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Relatively Obscure: Probably roughly what I'll look like if I'm alive when the Cubs finally reach the World Series, and they lose it.

If the Cubs ever get to the series, game 3 will be called on account of raining fire from the sky.

So I think you're good.


I don't think we'll have to worry about that in our lifetimes century.

/Fark the Cubs.

//Free Bartman.
 
2014-07-09 09:50:58 AM  

Glenford: This is the best reaction:


Too big
 
2014-07-09 09:54:03 AM  

The Muthaship: I really don't know which I enjoyed more, the German goals or the Brazilian tears.


After the grass diving clinic that was the Brazil-Columbia game, I appreciated the organized, methodical approach of the Germans.

(At least during the first 35 minutes. Admittedly, I hit "record" after the 5th goal. I'll go back for more senseless slaughter later.)
 
2014-07-09 09:58:21 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I appreciated the organized, methodical approach of the Germans.


They are a machine.

I enjoyed watching the "passionate, heart-filled, and inspired" Brazilian squad basically quit for half an hour plus.

/and of course seeing a guy named Hulk be the biggest b*tch on the field
//every game
 
2014-07-09 10:02:08 AM  
I feel nothing but sympathy for these fans. Watching the entire Brazilian team plus all the kids lustily singing their national anthem before the game showed what great pride they had in their country. I'm sure that most of the folks pictured here were swept up in that feeling as well; only to have it all come crashing down less than a half an hour later.

I suppose it's the way of the world, to kick 'em when they are down. So it goes.
 
2014-07-09 10:02:09 AM  
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"What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Dutch bombed a seleção ? Hell no!"

"Dutch?"

"Forget it, he's rolling."
 
2014-07-09 10:04:49 AM  
I hate dropping a deuce in a public restrooms too.

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2014-07-09 10:11:12 AM  
They missed the best one.   i.imgur.com

Sad Brazil fan gives the trophy to a German fan.  He was quoted as saying, "Take it to the Final!  As you can see, it is not easy, but you deserve it, congratulations!"
 
2014-07-09 10:15:37 AM  

Scruffinator: They missed the best one.   [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

Sad Brazil fan gives the trophy to a German fan.  He was quoted as saying, "Take it to the Final!  As you can see, it is not easy, but you deserve it, congratulations!"


now that is freaking awesome!

game was great. the germans def sent them to the ovens
 
2014-07-09 10:16:33 AM  
I can handle the kids crying. Hell, I cried at 11 years old when Hulk Hogan lost to the Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania 6.

The adults though? CRYING? REALLY?!
 
2014-07-09 10:19:47 AM  

Scruffinator: They missed the best one.   [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

Sad Brazil fan gives the trophy to a German fan.  He was quoted as saying, "Take it to the Final!  As you can see, it is not easy, but you deserve it, congratulations!"


I thought it was pretty cool that in the end the crowds were cheering the German team.
 
2014-07-09 10:22:14 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: I can handle the kids crying. Hell, I cried at 11 years old when Hulk Hogan lost to the Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania 6.

The adults though? CRYING? REALLY?!

 
2014-07-09 10:23:06 AM  
Forget it.
 
2014-07-09 10:23:33 AM  

Scruffinator: They missed the best one.   [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

Sad Brazil fan gives the trophy to a German fan.  He was quoted as saying, "Take it to the Final!  As you can see, it is not easy, but you deserve it, congratulations!"


Judging by that picture, he chose wisely.
 
2014-07-09 10:30:13 AM  
Looking bummed, sad, depressed, those are acceptable adult emotions to a farking sporting event. Crying? Not so much... Little kids, I can understand, but crying adults?

Although, the guy eating his shirt is farking PRICELESS. The poster upthread is right, this is the best response to ANYTHING.
 
2014-07-09 10:30:31 AM  
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"Eu deveria comprar um barco..."
 
2014-07-09 10:30:33 AM  

Scruffinator: They missed the best one.   [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

Sad Brazil fan gives the trophy to a German fan.  He was quoted as saying, "Take it to the Final!  As you can see, it is not easy, but you deserve it, congratulations!"


Either that, or he was telling her he had candy for her in his pants based on their eye lines.

/Seriously, though:  that is a pretty classy move on  his part.
 
2014-07-09 10:31:28 AM  

Scruffinator: They missed the best one.   [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

Sad Brazil fan gives the trophy to a German fan.  He was quoted as saying, "Take it to the Final!  As you can see, it is not easy, but you deserve it, congratulations!"


Id throw that bit of bad luck into the nearest trash can.


this just in, the germans are in their hotel where they have scored 4 more times.
 
2014-07-09 10:33:39 AM  
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Is... is she wearing contacts that make her eyes look like the Brazilian flag? Or is she just some kind of alien?
 
2014-07-09 10:34:28 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Photoshop contest, anyone???


BRILLIANT!
 
2014-07-09 10:36:18 AM  
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KHAAAAN!

KLOOOSE!
KROOOOS!
KHEEDIIIIRRRRA!!!
 
2014-07-09 10:37:54 AM  

VimFuego: [i.huffpost.com image 850x566]
KHAAAAN!

KLOOOSE!
KROOOOS!
KHEEDIIIIRRRRA!!!


KANEEEEEEEEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
2014-07-09 10:41:01 AM  
heh heh.

You are correct, subby. This is quite amusing.
 
2014-07-09 10:45:05 AM  
I take great joy in their tears.

I guess this is Germanys way of saying thanks for hiding all their nazi leaders for them.
 
2014-07-09 10:45:18 AM  
Jim from Saint Paul:

KANEEEEEEEEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TETSUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

/oligatory
 
2014-07-09 10:48:07 AM  
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2014-07-09 10:48:15 AM  
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2014-07-09 10:48:29 AM  
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Different type of Brazilian?
 
2014-07-09 10:51:22 AM  
I gotta say, the Brazilian newspapers are in top form.

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"Mourning, Grief, Shame, Humiliation, Blackout"

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"Here lies the dream of Six. Dead of shame."
 
2014-07-09 10:52:25 AM  

Paris1127: Is... is she wearing contacts that make her eyes look like the Brazilian flag? Or is she just some kind of alien?


Flags, but the left one's crooked (square instead of diamond).
 
2014-07-09 10:57:06 AM  
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By Gawd, King, I think Germany killed him!  Stop the match!
 
2014-07-09 11:01:55 AM  
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2014-07-09 11:03:46 AM  
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2014-07-09 11:05:41 AM  

Jackpot777: [i.imgur.com image 600x800]

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lol you should have PS'd that other guy holding the adios sign in his arms.
 
2014-07-09 11:06:21 AM  

The Crepes of Wrath: DjangoStonereaver: If the Cubs ever get to the series, game 3 will be called on account of raining fire from the sky.

In 2007, both the Cubs and Indians made the postseason.  Now THAT would have been an interesting World Series matchup.  Game 7 would have lasted a record 642 innings, with neither team able to win.


2003. Cubs & Red Sox.
 
2014-07-09 11:09:12 AM  
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2014-07-09 11:13:29 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Scruffinator: They missed the best one.   [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

Sad Brazil fan gives the trophy to a German fan.  He was quoted as saying, "Take it to the Final!  As you can see, it is not easy, but you deserve it, congratulations!"

Either that, or he was telling her he had candy for her in his pants based on their eye lines.

/Seriously, though:  that is a pretty classy move on  his part.


Here's more on the guy:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmGfLZxbEJA&feature=player_embedded
 
2014-07-09 11:14:29 AM  
I have a theory, that Brazil threw the game.  As a way of saying fark you to the corrupt gov't officials and FIFA.  To prove that Brazil is not just a football country.  To get Brazilians to focus back on Brazil.
 
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