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(Politico)   Not content with calling for Obama's impeachment because "reasons", Sarah Palin makes John Boehner cry   (politico.com) divider line 225
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2014-07-09 08:32:23 AM  
Thoughtful, reasoned commentary, delivered in straight forward declarative statements that encourage the reader to examine all aspects of the situation.

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhawhawhawhaw, I kill me!  This is the very same Sara Palin that accused the 'left' of Yellow Journalism.

Do tea partiers ever actually, you know, think for themselves?  Or, dare I say it, verify what they're being told?  "Yellow Journalism"...
 
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2014-07-09 08:46:49 AM  
Well, what doesn't?
 
2014-07-09 08:58:10 AM  
"You don't bring a lawsuit to a gunfight, and there's no room for lawyers on our front lines," Palin said Tuesday on Fox News' "Hannity."

I guess it wasn't sufficient for Gabby Giffords to be in Sarah's crosshairs.  Now she's gunning for the President.
 
2014-07-09 09:03:07 AM  

Diogenes: I guess it wasn't sufficient for Gabby Giffords to be in Sarah's crosshairs. Now she's gunning for the President.


She's SURVEYING the president
 
2014-07-09 09:12:53 AM  
Begone, ye vacuous twunt
 
2014-07-09 09:15:31 AM  

fazookus: Do tea partiers ever actually, you know, think for themselves?


Do you want the long answer or the short answer?
 
2014-07-09 09:18:13 AM  

fazookus: Or, dare I say it, verify what they're being told?  "Yellow Journalism".


She just thinks the left is too friendly with China, that's all.
 
2014-07-09 09:30:18 AM  
just go away you stupid twunt!

you too, Sarah!
 
2014-07-09 09:47:16 AM  

Diogenes: "You don't bring a lawsuit to a gunfight, and there's no room for lawyers on our front lines," Palin said Tuesday on Fox News' "Hannity."

I guess it wasn't sufficient for Gabby Giffords to be in Sarah's crosshairs surveyor marks.  Now she's gunning for the President.


FTFY
 
2014-07-09 09:56:05 AM  

Diogenes: "You don't bring a lawsuit to a gunfight, and there's no room for lawyers on our front lines," Palin said Tuesday on Fox News' "Hannity."

I guess it wasn't sufficient for Gabby Giffords to be in Sarah's crosshairs.  Now she's gunning for the President.


Who celebrates first if Obama is gunned down, Limbaugh or Palin?
 
2014-07-09 09:58:36 AM  

ManateeGag: Who celebrates first if Obama is gunned down, Limbaugh or Palin?


Palin. Limbaugh, while an odious gasbag, is at least not that stupid. Palin almost certainly is.
 
2014-07-09 09:59:57 AM  
4 posts before the surveying/bullseye connection.  Nicely done!  Seriously, though, that's some scary talk.
 
2014-07-09 10:00:01 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-09 10:00:13 AM  

Diogenes: "You don't bring a lawsuit to a gunfight, and there's no room for lawyers on our front lines," Palin said Tuesday on Fox News' "Hannity."

I guess it wasn't sufficient for Gabby Giffords to be in Sarah's crosshairs.  Now she's gunning for the President.


Hey, hey, hey! C'mon! When Sarah Palin calls for some doofus to take a shot at the president, she's only doing it out of satire, duh!
 
2014-07-09 10:02:29 AM  
img.fark.net

A pitbull with lipstick.
 
2014-07-09 10:03:20 AM  
She showed Boehner her stretch marks? and WTF is an op-ed in Breitbart?
 
2014-07-09 10:03:40 AM  
What are the 25 impeachable offenses she's claiming? I can't find them.

Also, is she AW'ing for another book or something?
 
2014-07-09 10:04:21 AM  
The Queen of Facebook has spoken.
 
2014-07-09 10:05:06 AM  
Criticizing Sarah Palin for using gun-based rhetoric while talking about removing the President from office is an infringement of her First Amendment rights.
 
2014-07-09 10:05:22 AM  

Diogenes: "You don't bring a lawsuit to a gunfight, and there's no room for lawyers on our front lines," Palin said Tuesday on Fox News' "Hannity."

I guess it wasn't sufficient for Gabby Giffords to be in Sarah's crosshairs.  Now she's gunning for the President.


Show of hands: how many people think a not-so-insignificant number of Republicans would cheer if Obama really were the target of an assassination attempt?
 
2014-07-09 10:06:29 AM  

Fart_Machine: The Queen of Facebook Facepalm has spoken.


works for me
 
2014-07-09 10:06:46 AM  

Diogenes: "You don't bring a lawsuit to a gunfight, and there's no room for lawyers on our front lines," Palin said Tuesday on Fox News' "Hannity."

I guess it wasn't sufficient for Gabby Giffords to be in Sarah's crosshairs.  Now she's gunning for the President.


Yeah, her language suggests this wasn't metaphorical, and was actual incitement.

She should now be in jail.  No joke.
 
2014-07-09 10:07:01 AM  

born_yesterday: A pitbull with lipstick.


Eh, I'd still let her make my Boehner weep.
 
2014-07-09 10:07:46 AM  

Serious Black: Show of hands: how many people think a not-so-insignificant number of Republicans would cheer if Obama really were the target of an assassination attempt?


Cheer?  Now that's just unfair...and it's also untrue.

They'd have a farking parade.
 
2014-07-09 10:08:49 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Begone, ye vacuous twunt


Out, damn'd twat! out, I say!-One; two: why, then
'tis time to do't.-Wasilla's murky.-Fie, my lord, fie, a soldier, and
afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our
pow'r to accompt?-Yet who would have thought the or'nge man to
have had so much blood in him?
 
2014-07-09 10:08:50 AM  
There's got to me some Godwin's Law for Palin.  Once she chimes in on a topic all reasoned discussions come to an end.
 
2014-07-09 10:09:08 AM  

Diogenes: "You don't bring a lawsuit to a gunfight, and there's no room for lawyers on our front lines," Palin said Tuesday on Fox News' "Hannity."


Obama's had his trial (by the best and brightest conservatives, no less) and been found lacking. Lawyers just won't do.  I suggest Sarah enlist the help of Sheriff Joe and head to Denver to arrest and jail our Imperial President.

It's her job as a once-elected-but-quit-halfway-through-cuz-media-is-mean official.
 
2014-07-09 10:09:32 AM  
As a pundit Sarah Palin is effective at pulling the GOP farther right, she's out there being shameless and preaching the kind of hyperbole that actually shifts the overton window. Liberals don't have anyone like that, it could be because they are generally wimpier and more apt to acquiesce than right wingers but it's also a little bit of they like to feel good about themselves for taking the high road regarding punditry, as we move farther and farther to the right.
 
2014-07-09 10:10:46 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: born_yesterday: A pitbull with lipstick.

Eh, I'd still let her make my Boehner weep.


Even if she utters Palinisms like a parrot throughout the whole ordeal?

"Oh, you betcha!  You Betcha!  Warn the British!  Teleprompters!  Warn the British!  Teleprompters!"

Or does that just make it better for you, you sick bastard?!

/Give me her daughters
 
2014-07-09 10:11:14 AM  
Stop attacking her christian faith you guys.
 
2014-07-09 10:11:22 AM  
Funny how Dims seem to fear her
 
2014-07-09 10:11:27 AM  
It's telling that this person, who has demostrated over and over again her complete lack of knowledge on any random subject, gets so much traction with the GOP base.
 
2014-07-09 10:11:59 AM  

Serious Black: Show of hands: how many people think a not-so-insignificant number of Republicans would cheer if Obama really were the target of an assassination attempt?


I don't think too many would cheer because even they know that would be in poor taste. But it wouldn't be long before the inevitable "well, I may not agree with the methods but I understand why they did it" routine.
 
2014-07-09 10:12:22 AM  
"You don't bring a lawsuit to a gunfight, and there's no room for lawyers on our front lines," Palin said Tuesday on Fox News' "Hannity."


So when is she going to complain about Obama being unwilling to work witht he other side and how he has caused the inability of republicans to work with dems on anything?
 
2014-07-09 10:12:29 AM  
To be fair, it doesn't take much to make that oompa loompa weep orange juice....
 
2014-07-09 10:12:36 AM  

karnal: Funny how Dims seem to fear her


Participation:  It's like winning just for being there!
 
2014-07-09 10:13:24 AM  

Headso: As a pundit Sarah Palin is effective at pulling the GOP farther right, she's out there being shameless and preaching the kind of hyperbole that actually shifts the overton window. Liberals don't have anyone like that, it could be because they are generally wimpier and more apt to acquiesce than right wingers but it's also a little bit of they like to feel good about themselves for taking the high road regarding punditry, as we move farther and farther to the right.


So you want the left to be more like her?
 
2014-07-09 10:14:08 AM  
"You don't bring a lawsuit to a gunfight, and there's no room for lawyers on our front lines," Palin said Tuesday on Fox News' "Hannity."

So, she doesn't want to involve the law.  She just wants to shoot him?
 
2014-07-09 10:14:14 AM  

NeverDrunk23: Headso: As a pundit Sarah Palin is effective at pulling the GOP farther right, she's out there being shameless and preaching the kind of hyperbole that actually shifts the overton window. Liberals don't have anyone like that, it could be because they are generally wimpier and more apt to acquiesce than right wingers but it's also a little bit of they like to feel good about themselves for taking the high road regarding punditry, as we move farther and farther to the right.

So you want the left to be more like her?


The left could benefit from some individuals like her
 
2014-07-09 10:14:21 AM  
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2014-07-09 10:14:31 AM  

Drubell: What are the 25 impeachable offenses she's claiming? I can't find them.

Also, is she AW'ing for another book or something?


1: Being black while Presidenting
2: Presidenting while being black
3: Making black babies
4: A blatant lack of whiteness
5: Having sex with a black woman
6: Beating a white man in 2008 and 2012
7: Beating a white woman in 2008
8: Not letting Sarah Palin be Vice President
9: Violating what Sarah Palin thinks the Constitution says
10: Eating crackers like he owns the place
11: Establishing Sharia Law in Washington D.C.
12: Fartbongoing in a Sombrero
13: Solyndra
14: Benghazi
15: Bill Ayers
16: Jeremiah Wright
17: He's black
18: Kenyan born Muslim usurper
19: Seriously, he's really black
20: Can't you people see that he's black?
21: Marxist!
22: Real America is under attack by Obama's Leftist, Marxist army of America Haters
23: The scary brown people from Mexico
24: He's got Osama Bin Laden stashed away on a tropical island, staffed with kidnapped white women who are forced to be his slave.
25: Dude, he's black, what else do you need to know?
25:
 
2014-07-09 10:14:32 AM  

Lord_Baull: It's telling that this person, who has demostrated over and over again her complete lack of knowledge on any random subject, gets so much traction with the GOP base.


It's not like these are just gotcha question from the liberal media, like what newspapers or magazines you read, this is a FOX News interview. These are planned responses.
 
2014-07-09 10:14:58 AM  

karnal: Funny how Dims seem to fear her


i1168.photobucket.com

Well well well....
 
2014-07-09 10:15:03 AM  

ManateeGag: Diogenes: "You don't bring a lawsuit to a gunfight, and there's no room for lawyers on our front lines," Palin said Tuesday on Fox News' "Hannity."

I guess it wasn't sufficient for Gabby Giffords to be in Sarah's crosshairs.  Now she's gunning for the President.

Who celebrates first if Obama is gunned down, Limbaugh or Palin?


Limbaugh's pocketbook hurts too much if that's the case.

Palin will immediately make it about her.

/also, too the members of the so-called loyal opposition want to subject me to the various blood-libels that they concoct in their rigamaroles and so forth.
 
2014-07-09 10:15:11 AM  

Headso: As a pundit Sarah Palin is effective at pulling the GOP farther right, she's out there being shameless and preaching the kind of hyperbole that actually shifts the overton window. Liberals don't have anyone like that, it could be because they are generally wimpier and more apt to acquiesce than right wingers but it's also a little bit of they like to feel good about themselves for taking the high road regarding punditry, as we move farther and farther to the right.


There was Alan Greyson, but he was deemed a meanie poopoo head for telling the truth.
 
2014-07-09 10:15:27 AM  

Muta: There's got to me some Godwin's Law for Palin.  Once she chimes in on a topic all reasoned discussions come to an end.


In terms if her becoming the face of the GOP:

'My heir is a bird brain, your argument is invalid.'
 
2014-07-09 10:16:08 AM  

liam76: "You don't bring a lawsuit to a gunfight, and there's no room for lawyers on our front lines," Palin said Tuesday on Fox News' "Hannity."


So when is she going to complain about Obama being unwilling to work witht he other side and how he has caused the inability of republicans to work with dems on anything?


Well, at least she learned her lesson from the "surveyor's marks" incident.  I'm sure if someone takes another few shots at Democrat politicians, she'll take full accountability for violent rhetoric.
 
2014-07-09 10:16:38 AM  

ManateeGag: Who celebrates first if Obama is gunned down, Limbaugh or Palin?


Interesting that she makes this remark when the president is visiting Dallas.
 
2014-07-09 10:16:55 AM  
In other news, I have to agree with Sarah Palin here ....... *shudder*.  Anyway, as I was saying, the lawsuit idea is farking retarded.  With that having said, everything ELSE she said was farking retarded.  But I can agree with her on the lawsuit thingee.

...

I think I need a shower, now.
 
2014-07-09 10:17:11 AM  

LectertheChef: Drubell: What are the 25 impeachable offenses she's claiming? I can't find them.

Also, is she AW'ing for another book or something?

1: Being black while Presidenting
2: Presidenting while being black
3: Making black babies
4: A blatant lack of whiteness
5: Having sex with a black woman
6: Beating a white man in 2008 and 2012
7: Beating a white woman in 2008
8: Not letting Sarah Palin be Vice President
9: Violating what Sarah Palin thinks the Constitution says
10: Eating crackers like he owns the place
11: Establishing Sharia Law in Washington D.C.
12: Fartbongoing in a Sombrero
13: Solyndra
14: Benghazi
15: Bill Ayers
16: Jeremiah Wright
17: He's black
18: Kenyan born Muslim usurper
19: Seriously, he's really black
20: Can't you people see that he's black?
21: Marxist!
22: Real America is under attack by Obama's Leftist, Marxist army of America Haters
23: The scary brown people from Mexico
24: He's got Osama Bin Laden stashed away on a tropical island, staffed with kidnapped white women who are forced to be his slave.
25: Dude, he's black, what else do you need to know?
25:


Nice  (especially #9)
 
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