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(New Delhi TV)   New test can predict if your teen will be a binge drinker later in life. Question 1 - Have you applied to UNLV as your primary choice for college?   ( cooks.ndtv.com) divider line
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2014-07-09 12:17:43 PM  
Alternate answer: Penn State
 
2014-07-09 02:46:39 PM  
Question 1 - Do you have any incredibly strong religious or personal convictions against alcohol?
Question 2 - Really?

If you answered no to either question, you will be a binge drinker at some point in your life.
 
2014-07-09 02:53:52 PM  
I believe it's pronounced University of Wisconsin-Stout
 
2014-07-09 03:10:18 PM  
It is kind of important to be a binge drinker in your university years. As long as you don't do stupid shiat like get behind the wheel of a car it is all part of social development. I mean how else do you learn how do hold your liquor? And what is better, drinking too much booze in front of your friends when you are 20 and doing/saying some really stupid things or doing the same thing when you are 25 in front of your boss at the work Christmas party?
 
2014-07-09 03:37:44 PM  
I would expect it to be something like.

OMG my son has a fark.com account.  How, how did this happen?

I learned it from you.  Alright, from you. (slams door and rushes out of the house.)
 
2014-07-09 03:45:36 PM  

mechgreg: It is kind of important to be a binge drinker in your university years. As long as you don't do stupid shiat like get behind the wheel of a car it is all part of social development. I mean how else do you learn how do hold your liquor? And what is better, drinking too much booze in front of your friends when you are 20 and doing/saying some really stupid things or doing the same thing when you are 25 in front of your boss at the work Christmas party?


Like a buddy of mine pissing in his boss's coat closet?
 
2014-07-09 04:05:18 PM  

Stile4aly: Question 1 - Do you have any incredibly strong religious or personal convictions against alcohol?
Question 2 - Really?

If you answered no yes to either question, you will be a binge drinker at some point in your life.


FTFY

Similarly:
Q: Were you taught to value chastity by your parents and/or spiritual leaders?

If the answer is yes, you will be a shameless hedonist once you're out of their sight,
 
2014-07-09 05:35:19 PM  

Bondith: Stile4aly: Question 1 - Do you have any incredibly strong religious or personal convictions against alcohol?
Question 2 - Really?

If you answered no yes to either question, you will be a binge drinker at some point in your life.

FTFY

Similarly:
Q: Were you taught to value chastity by your parents and/or spiritual leaders?

If the answer is yes, you will be a shameless hedonist once you're out of their sight,


Well, I know I'm the exception, but seeing alcohol as morally wrong kept me sober through college.  Even now that I'm not a believer, I still don't drink because I tend to think it would be a problem for me.  I'm old enough now to make an educated decision on the subject.
 
2014-07-09 05:59:21 PM  

Stile4aly: Well, I know I'm the exception, but seeing alcohol as morally wrong kept me sober through college. Even now that I'm not a believer, I still don't drink because I tend to think it would be a problem for me. I'm old enough now to make an educated decision on the subject.


Fair enough.  I don't drink either, actually, but that's mostly because I think it tastes vile and I always made a point of doing the opposite of whatever the cool kids were.
 
2014-07-09 06:51:28 PM  

Stile4aly: Bondith: Stile4aly: Question 1 - Do you have any incredibly strong religious or personal convictions against alcohol?
Question 2 - Really?

If you answered no yes to either question, you will be a binge drinker at some point in your life.

FTFY

Similarly:
Q: Were you taught to value chastity by your parents and/or spiritual leaders?

If the answer is yes, you will be a shameless hedonist once you're out of their sight,

Well, I know I'm the exception, but seeing alcohol as morally wrong kept me sober through college.  Even now that I'm not a believer, I still don't drink because I tend to think it would be a problem for me.  I'm old enough now to make an educated decision on the subject.


I bet you are fun at parties.
 
2014-07-09 07:41:06 PM  

Por que tan serioso: Stile4aly: Bondith: Stile4aly: Question 1 - Do you have any incredibly strong religious or personal convictions against alcohol?
Question 2 - Really?

If you answered no yes to either question, you will be a binge drinker at some point in your life.

FTFY

Similarly:
Q: Were you taught to value chastity by your parents and/or spiritual leaders?

If the answer is yes, you will be a shameless hedonist once you're out of their sight,

Well, I know I'm the exception, but seeing alcohol as morally wrong kept me sober through college.  Even now that I'm not a believer, I still don't drink because I tend to think it would be a problem for me.  I'm old enough now to make an educated decision on the subject.

I bet you are fun at parties.


I'm the guy standing at the back who tries to carry on a conversation with the house plant.
 
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