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(Jezebel)   Here's something you don't hear every day: "The crack foil is hurting the inside of my vagina"   (jezebel.com) divider line 48
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2014-07-09 12:03:03 PM  
Cracks, foiled again.
 
2014-07-09 12:17:20 PM  
It's nice they've updated for 2014...

Drugs in my vagina, I don't know what to do with them. Drugs in my vagina, more than just a few of them.
 
2014-07-09 12:59:27 PM  
Could have been worse....... could have been a guy trying to stuff them in his urethra
 
2014-07-09 12:59:37 PM  
At least it's a legit use of the term.    vulva != vagina
 
2014-07-09 01:03:50 PM  

ChipNASA: Could have been worse....... could have been a guy trying to stuff them in his urethra


Could've been worse... could've been a guy who succeeded in stuffing them into his urethra.

/Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.
 
2014-07-09 01:03:59 PM  

ChipNASA: Could have been worse....... could have been a guy trying to stuff them in his urethra


Could have been even worser... could have been a guy trying to stuff them in his vagina.
 
2014-07-09 01:04:42 PM  
It's more likely than you think.
 
2014-07-09 01:08:03 PM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-07-09 01:10:51 PM  
OK, this could be a sad story, but I'm heartened that she used the word "vagina" correctly. And that she actually said "vagina" instead of "down there" or "my privates" or some other slang term.
 
2014-07-09 01:24:38 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: OK, this could be a sad story, but I'm heartened that she used the word "vagina" correctly. And that she actually said "vagina" instead of "down there" or "my privates" or some other slang term.


Twatlantic Ocean? Lawrence of A Labia?
 
2014-07-09 01:24:51 PM  
You might hear that everyday if you live in Florida
 
2014-07-09 01:25:10 PM  
"The crack foil is hurting the inside of my vagina"

On the bright side, if the Butthole Surfers ever release another album, they have a ready-made title.
 
2014-07-09 01:25:38 PM  
Vagina alternative words in 3,2,1,GO!

Box
Gash
Hoo Hah
Vagizzle
Dripping Hinge
Happy Hole
Super Taco
Muff
 
2014-07-09 01:28:22 PM  

Carn: ChipNASA: Could have been worse....... could have been a guy trying to stuff them in his urethra


Could have been even worsester... could have been a guy trying to stuff them in to her urethra.


/it's way up there, ya know.
 
2014-07-09 01:31:30 PM  

phed: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Nice.
 
2014-07-09 01:38:11 PM  

Fark In The Duck: Vagina alternative words in 3,2,1,GO!

Box
Gash
Hoo Hah
Vagizzle
Dripping Hinge
Happy Hole
Super Taco
Muff


I'm partial to Hot Pocket these days.  Hopefully without the lava-like cheese though...
 
2014-07-09 01:46:04 PM  

Jack's Smirking Revenge: Fark In The Duck: Vagina alternative words in 3,2,1,GO!

Box
Gash
Hoo Hah
Vagizzle
Dripping Hinge
Happy Hole
Super Taco
Muff

I'm partial to Hot Pocket these days.  Hopefully without the lava-like cheese though...


Bearded Clam
Cave of Wonders
Vertical Seafood Taco
 
2014-07-09 01:50:20 PM  
Maybe YOU don't hear it every day...
 
2014-07-09 02:02:59 PM  
Jenny's Crack Foil.  Now she cares
 
2014-07-09 02:07:30 PM  

MBooda: Jack's Smirking Revenge: Fark In The Duck: Vagina alternative words in 3,2,1,GO!

Box
Gash
Hoo Hah
Vagizzle
Dripping Hinge
Happy Hole
Super Taco
Muff

I'm partial to Hot Pocket these days.  Hopefully without the lava-like cheese though...

Bearded Clam
Cave of Wonders
Vertical Seafood Taco


fur burger
 
2014-07-09 02:09:03 PM  
As opposed to the outside of her vagina?
 
2014-07-09 02:10:55 PM  

Breygon: MBooda: Jack's Smirking Revenge: Fark In The Duck: Vagina alternative words in 3,2,1,GO!

Box
Gash
Hoo Hah
Vagizzle
Dripping Hinge
Happy Hole
Super Taco
Muff

I'm partial to Hot Pocket these days.  Hopefully without the lava-like cheese though...

Bearded Clam
Cave of Wonders
Vertical Seafood Taco

fur burger


...with split thighs!
 
2014-07-09 02:16:34 PM  

ChipNASA: Carn: ChipNASA: Could have been worse....... could have been a guy trying to stuff them in his urethra

Could have been even worsester... could have been a guy trying to stuff them in to her urethra.


/it's way up there, ya know.


And now I'm thinking of Tommy Boy.  "You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass.  No wait, it's gotta be your bull..."
 
2014-07-09 02:24:08 PM  
Wow... Brookers has really let herself go from the youtube days.
 
2014-07-09 02:28:12 PM  

JackieRabbit: Breygon: MBooda: Jack's Smirking Revenge: Fark In The Duck: Vagina alternative words in 3,2,1,GO!

Box
Gash
Hoo Hah
Vagizzle
Dripping Hinge
Happy Hole
Super Taco
Muff

I'm partial to Hot Pocket these days.  Hopefully without the lava-like cheese though...

Bearded Clam
Cave of Wonders
Vertical Seafood Taco

fur burger

...with split thighs!


Beaver
 
2014-07-09 02:28:21 PM  
I've heard of a tin foil hat but this is crazy.
 
2014-07-09 02:39:11 PM  

MemeSlave: At least it's a legit use of the term.    vulva != vagina


However, it is questionable use of the term "the inside of".
 
2014-07-09 02:54:00 PM  

bigdog1960: JackieRabbit: Breygon: MBooda: Jack's Smirking Revenge: Fark In The Duck: Vagina alternative words in 3,2,1,GO!

Box
Gash
Hoo Hah
Vagizzle
Dripping Hinge
Happy Hole
Super Taco
Muff

I'm partial to Hot Pocket these days.  Hopefully without the lava-like cheese though...

Bearded Clam
Cave of Wonders
Vertical Seafood Taco

fur burger

...with split thighs!

Beaver


Sausage Wallet
 
2014-07-09 03:04:56 PM  
Whisker biscuit.
 
2014-07-09 03:05:25 PM  
Axe wound.
 
2014-07-09 03:35:57 PM  
Sticking foil-wrapped crack inside your genitals isn't normal.  But in Florida it is.
 
2014-07-09 03:39:58 PM  
She's hot in a special kind of way.
 
2014-07-09 03:43:05 PM  
And before clicking on this link, I thought it would be a well thought out article on the dangers and discomforts of IUDs.  Oh, it's Jezebel.  Nevermind.  My bad.
 
2014-07-09 03:52:10 PM  
It's the Kadosh ha Kadoshim, and don't you forget it!
 
2014-07-09 03:58:12 PM  
Conch.
Snapper.
Smiley.
One-pipe pan flute.
 
2014-07-09 04:28:32 PM  
cock pit
 
2014-07-09 04:45:16 PM  

bigdog1960: JackieRabbit: Breygon: MBooda: Jack's Smirking Revenge: Fark In The Duck: Vagina alternative words in 3,2,1,GO!

Box
Gash
Hoo Hah
Vagizzle
Dripping Hinge
Happy Hole
Super Taco
Muff

I'm partial to Hot Pocket these days.  Hopefully without the lava-like cheese though...

Bearded Clam
Cave of Wonders
Vertical Seafood Taco

fur burger

...with split thighs!

Beaver


Cat
 
2014-07-09 04:49:59 PM  
Really? Rachel Maddow's mic was on during a commercial break last Thursday ..
 
2014-07-09 04:56:52 PM  

tartcake: bigdog1960: JackieRabbit: Breygon: MBooda: Jack's Smirking Revenge: Fark In The Duck: Vagina alternative words in 3,2,1,GO!

Box
Gash
Hoo Hah
Vagizzle
Dripping Hinge
Happy Hole
Super Taco
Muff

I'm partial to Hot Pocket these days.  Hopefully without the lava-like cheese though...

Bearded Clam
Cave of Wonders
Vertical Seafood Taco

fur burger

...with split thighs!

Beaver

Cat


vajayjay
vag
twat
punani
special purpose
pants troll
puss
pussy
kitty
ooni
snatch
coochie
 
2014-07-09 05:35:11 PM  

MBooda: Jack's Smirking Revenge: Fark In The Duck: Vagina alternative words in 3,2,1,GO!

Box
Gash
Hoo Hah
Vagizzle
Dripping Hinge
Happy Hole
Super Taco
Muff

I'm partial to Hot Pocket these days.  Hopefully without the lava-like cheese though...

Bearded Clam
Cave of Wonders
Vertical Seafood Taco


Vajingo

The Labiatory
 
2014-07-09 05:44:58 PM  

smatt: tartcake: bigdog1960: JackieRabbit: Breygon: MBooda: Jack's Smirking Revenge: Fark In The Duck: Vagina alternative words in 3,2,1,GO!

Box
Gash
Hoo Hah
Vagizzle
Dripping Hinge
Happy Hole
Super Taco
Muff

I'm partial to Hot Pocket these days.  Hopefully without the lava-like cheese though...

Bearded Clam
Cave of Wonders
Vertical Seafood Taco

fur burger

...with split thighs!

Beaver

Cat

vajayjay
vag
twat
punani
special purpose
pants troll
puss
pussy
kitty
ooni
snatch
coochie


vajeeper
 
2014-07-09 06:39:49 PM  

i upped my meds-up yours: smatt: tartcake: bigdog1960: JackieRabbit: Breygon: MBooda: Jack's Smirking Revenge: Fark In The Duck: Vagina alternative words in 3,2,1,GO!

Box
Gash
Hoo Hah
Vagizzle
Dripping Hinge
Happy Hole
Super Taco
Muff

I'm partial to Hot Pocket these days.  Hopefully without the lava-like cheese though...

Bearded Clam
Cave of Wonders
Vertical Seafood Taco

fur burger

...with split thighs!

Beaver

Cat

vajayjay
vag
twat
punani
special purpose
pants troll
puss
pussy
kitty
ooni
snatch
coochie

vajeeper


Sushi
 
2014-07-09 07:45:31 PM  

Fermented Yak Juice: i upped my meds-up yours: smatt: tartcake: bigdog1960: JackieRabbit: Breygon: MBooda: Jack's Smirking Revenge: Fark In The Duck: Vagina alternative words in 3,2,1,GO!

Box
Gash
Hoo Hah
Vagizzle
Dripping Hinge
Happy Hole
Super Taco
Muff

I'm partial to Hot Pocket these days.  Hopefully without the lava-like cheese though...

Bearded Clam
Cave of Wonders
Vertical Seafood Taco

fur burger

...with split thighs!

Beaver

Cat

vajayjay
vag
twat
punani
special purpose
pants troll
puss
pussy
kitty
ooni
snatch
coochie

vajeeper

Sushi


Bat cave
Meat curtains
Birth cannon
Clown car
Ham wallet
Piss flaps
 
2014-07-09 08:40:32 PM  

i upped my meds-up yours: smatt: tartcake: bigdog1960: JackieRabbit: Breygon: MBooda: Jack's Smirking Revenge: Fark In The Duck: Vagina alternative words in 3,2,1,GO!

Box
Gash
Hoo Hah
Vagizzle
Dripping Hinge
Happy Hole
Super Taco
Muff

I'm partial to Hot Pocket these days.  Hopefully without the lava-like cheese though...

Bearded Clam
Cave of Wonders
Vertical Seafood Taco

fur burger

...with split thighs!

Beaver

Cat

vajayjay
vag
twat
punani
special purpose
pants troll
puss
pussy
kitty
ooni
snatch
coochie

vajeeper


Minge
Minky
Spooge Receptacle
Trim
Yoni
 
2014-07-09 08:49:26 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Cracks, foiled again.


Oh! So close!
The correct answer we were looking for was:
"crack'n me crack, foiled again!"
 
2014-07-09 10:13:10 PM  

bughunter: i upped my meds-up yours: smatt: tartcake: bigdog1960: JackieRabbit: Breygon: MBooda: Jack's Smirking Revenge: Fark In The Duck: Vagina alternative words in 3,2,1,GO!

Box
Gash
Hoo Hah
Vagizzle
Dripping Hinge
Happy Hole
Super Taco
Muff

I'm partial to Hot Pocket these days.  Hopefully without the lava-like cheese though...

Bearded Clam
Cave of Wonders
Vertical Seafood Taco

fur burger

...with split thighs!

Beaver

Cat

vajayjay
vag
twat
punani
special purpose
pants troll
puss
pussy
kitty
ooni
snatch
coochie

vajeeper

Minge
Minky
Spooge Receptacle
Trim
Yoni


Yoni Mitchell.
 
2014-07-10 10:15:58 PM  
willy washer
love tunnel
flesh cavern
rusty hatchet wound
beef curtains
meat flaps
man in a boat
penis cozy
pink taco
squish mitten
meat wallet
fish barrel
bone yard
cock socket
dick sharpener
fish factory
flesh tuxedo
moose knuckle
pink canoe
twat waffle

/no red underlines
 
2014-07-11 12:18:35 AM  

strathmeyer: willy washer
love tunnel
flesh cavern
rusty hatchet wound
beef curtains
meat flaps
man in a boat
penis cozy
pink taco
squish mitten
meat wallet
fish barrel
bone yard
cock socket
dick sharpener
fish factory
flesh tuxedo
moose knuckle
pink canoe
twat waffle

/no red underlines


Dick sharpener?  Now dats funny right there!!
 
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