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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   Florida Supreme Court suspends lawyer who claims she has illegal microchips implanted in her brain. Now we know who's behind it   (tampabay.com) divider line 30
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2014-07-09 11:37:47 AM  
"...Jennings told Lazzara she believed opposing counsel John W. Campbell had tortured her by using a microchip illegally implanted in her brain."

You can tell this is Florida.  In any other state, opposing counsel would have had the microchip legally implanted in her brain.

/Because that's a thing
 
2014-07-09 12:08:41 PM  
The Florida Supreme Court has suspended indefinitely a lawyer who drew attention with assertions that others controlled and tortured her through a microchip illegally implanted in her brain.

You want to make someone sound crazy? Implant a microchip in their brain.
 
2014-07-09 12:19:41 PM  
Well.  It's no longer a secret she's been hiding under her skin.
 
2014-07-09 12:22:59 PM  
On the case.

static.tvtropes.org
 
kgf
2014-07-09 12:23:49 PM  
Isn't it ironic that people who claim to have microchips in their brains are the people who probabaly SHOULD?
 
2014-07-09 12:25:21 PM  
Won't the Florida Bar look silly when it is found that she does have a microchip illegally implanted in her brain.
 
2014-07-09 12:29:36 PM  
Schizophrenia sucks.
 
2014-07-09 12:30:06 PM  
that's nothing, i'm a lawyer and have had potato chips implanted in my head
 
2014-07-09 12:32:59 PM  
I can't even imagine the Yelp review she will get from her client.
 
2014-07-09 12:34:03 PM  
Is this her?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-09 12:34:06 PM  
What a nut. I'm sure the opposing counsel's paper work for the court order was perfectly fine. Nothing illegal about the implantation at all.

/If you really want to make someone look crazy, you don't implant a microchip. You knock them out, make a little cut just large enough to leave a scar by the hairline and then have a guy in a suit and sunglasses pass them a note in a brush pass in public telling them where to check.
 
2014-07-09 12:35:24 PM  
 
2014-07-09 12:35:24 PM  
My brain is thinking Dorito chips.
 
2014-07-09 12:36:54 PM  
And this is who is behind it...

www.ryananddebi.com
 
2014-07-09 12:41:01 PM  
Yes, we do.  TPC.
d2bw.org
 
2014-07-09 12:44:09 PM  
Just because you feel better, doesnt mean you should stop taking your anti-psychotic medication.

/just sayin'
 
2014-07-09 12:47:43 PM  

boyvoyeur: Won't the Florida Bar look silly when it is found that she does have a microchip illegally implanted in her brain.


Won't she look silly when they determine that the proper paperwork was filed with the state.
 
2014-07-09 12:48:38 PM  

hillary: I found the I.P. address for her chip. Working on setting up a live feed. So far it's pretty boring. Leftover crab salad and a diet Sprite for lunch at her desk, Abba playing faintly on a radio in the background.


www.mindsetcentral.com
 
2014-07-09 12:49:08 PM  
A June 16 Times article showed that she had been telling federal judges for more than a decade that she was the victim of mind control and torture, with no apparent effect on her license to practice law

Isolated incident? Explains a lot.
 
2014-07-09 12:51:51 PM  

hillary: I found the I.P. address for her chip. Working on setting up a live feed. So far it's pretty boring. Leftover crab salad and a diet Sprite for lunch at her desk, Abba playing faintly on a radio in the background.


You know why I know you're lying?

There's no such thing as diet sprite. It's sprite zero.
 
2014-07-09 12:53:25 PM  
I guarantee she'll be a "tea party favorite" for one elected office or another between now and 2016.
 
2014-07-09 12:57:07 PM  

hillary: I found the I.P. address for her chip. Working on setting up a live feed. So far it's pretty boring. Leftover crab salad and a diet Sprite for lunch at her desk, Abba playing faintly on a radio in the background.


I think you may have tapped into my co-worker's chip by accident.

www.wistfulwriter.com
 
2014-07-09 12:58:34 PM  
/obscure?
 
2014-07-09 01:20:09 PM  
She was ordered to undergo evaluation by the nonprofit Florida Lawyers Assistance organization and by a private psychologist or psychiatrist to be named by a Bar referee.

But really they're just going to put more chips in her head.
 
2014-07-09 01:37:04 PM  
A June 16 Times article showed that she had been telling federal judges for more than a decade that she was the victim of mind control and torture, with no apparent effect on her license to practice law.

1.  What took the Florida Supreme Court so farkin' long to suspend her? (besides it being Florida) and;
2.  Does this mean that all her cases for the last decade are going to be reviewed and/or retried?
 
2014-07-09 01:37:28 PM  

Hector Remarkable: She was ordered to undergo evaluation by the nonprofit Florida Lawyers Assistance organization and by a private psychologist or psychiatrist to be named by a Bar referee.

But really they're just going to put more chips in her head.


highstakespros.com

all in
 
2014-07-09 02:19:22 PM  
www.tasteofcinema.com
 
2014-07-09 03:10:29 PM  
I feel left out...this was perfect use of FloridaFarkTag.

C'mon subby...
 
2014-07-09 03:27:19 PM  
I only have legal microchips in my head.
 
2014-07-09 08:16:04 PM  
Yet Tom DeLay still walks among us.
 
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