boyvoyeur: Won't the Florida Bar look silly when it is found that she does have a microchip illegally implanted in her brain.
hillary: I found the I.P. address for her chip. Working on setting up a live feed. So far it's pretty boring. Leftover crab salad and a diet Sprite for lunch at her desk, Abba playing faintly on a radio in the background.
Hector Remarkable: She was ordered to undergo evaluation by the nonprofit Florida Lawyers Assistance organization and by a private psychologist or psychiatrist to be named by a Bar referee.But really they're just going to put more chips in her head.
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