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(io9)   In 1933, two doctors got together and decided to stack weights on one of their genitals. NTTAWWT   (io9.com ) divider line
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2014-07-09 12:48:34 AM  
Not sure what that image is at the top of the article. Explain...
 
2014-07-09 12:49:14 AM  
Anyone who's ever been struck in the balls knows that terrible nausea in the pit of your stomach.

So thanks for studying that, scientist guys.
 
2014-07-09 01:19:51 AM  

FoonFlake: Not sure what that image is at the top of the article. Explain...


huevos
 
2014-07-09 01:36:12 AM  
It's interesting.

I once got struck in the chest by one of the projects I was working on and needed stitches. Felt a good deal of this odd pain in my upper left arm when the wound was being cleaned. it was strange.
 
2014-07-09 01:48:01 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Anyone who's ever been struck in the balls knows that terrible nausea in the pit of your stomach.

So thanks for studying that, scientist guys.


I got a hernia repaired and had a throbbing pain between my shoulders during recovery, especially when I was taking a leak, in addition to all the pain in the nether regions.  Nerves work in mysterious ways.
 
2014-07-09 03:38:26 AM  
Acupuncture has worked on this principal for thousands of years. But instead of testicle smashing, they noted how warriors not killed by arrows had certain ailments healed.
 
2014-07-09 05:17:19 AM  

Kevin72: Acupuncture has worked on this principal for thousands of years. But instead of testicle smashing, they noted how warriors not killed by arrows had certain ailments healed.


That's not quite how they practice it now.
 
2014-07-09 05:44:09 AM  
Well, shiat. I am going to have to cancel my appointment then.
 
2014-07-09 06:29:21 AM  

Czechzican: Well, shiat. I am going to have to cancel my appointment then.


You don't have to. Just go the DIY route.

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2014-07-09 06:32:33 AM  
If I gently squeeze one of my testicles, I fart. Is this weird?
 
2014-07-09 06:34:27 AM  

Czechzican: It's interesting.

I once got struck in the chest by one of the projects I was working on and needed stitches. Felt a good deal of this odd pain in my upper left arm when the wound was being cleaned. it was strange.


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2014-07-09 06:36:21 AM  
If my wife knees me in the testicles, her nose suddenly breaks and one of her eyes swells shut.  How is that ?  ;)
 
2014-07-09 06:38:10 AM  

maram500: If I gently squeeze one of my testicles, I fart. Is this weird?


What happens if you squeeze the other one?

Or, if you squeeze them both at the same time, do you shiat yourself?
 
2014-07-09 06:46:37 AM  

SpinStopper: If my wife knees me in the testicles, her nose suddenly breaks and one of her eyes swells shut.  How is that ?  ;)


You ol' charmer, you.
 
2014-07-09 06:50:00 AM  
I stack weight on my balls so they get buff. These doctors must be pussies.
 
2014-07-09 06:57:00 AM  
I stack weight on my genitals as often as I can. 65 kilos. Best 4 minutes of the day!
 
2014-07-09 07:16:08 AM  
I was hoping they were both girls.

/Don't judge me
 
2014-07-09 07:19:07 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: maram500: If I gently squeeze one of my testicles, I fart. Is this weird?

What happens if you squeeze the other one?

Or, if you squeeze them both at the same time, do you shiat yourself?


Squeeze both simultaneously and I lactate...
 
2014-07-09 07:19:55 AM  

Witness99: maram500: If I gently squeeze one of my testicles, I fart. Is this weird?

It's probably awkward during sex. Unless you're into fart porn.


My boyfriend sits me on top of a cake, and...well, you can fill in the rest.
 
2014-07-09 07:29:53 AM  

maram500: If I gently squeeze one of my testicles, I fart. Is this weird?


No it is a natural and beautiful thing.
 
2014-07-09 07:30:55 AM  
How many genitals did they have?
 
2014-07-09 07:35:37 AM  

docmattic: SpinStopper: If my wife knees me in the testicles, her nose suddenly breaks and one of her eyes swells shut.  How is that ?  ;)

You ol' charmer, you.


Just kidding.  I don't hit women ;)
 
2014-07-09 07:37:36 AM  
Kinky.
 
2014-07-09 07:41:15 AM  
TFA was worth it for the new Nope in the comments

/too bad it is too big to post here.
 
2014-07-09 07:45:30 AM  
When I had my kidney stone, I had sharp shooting pains in my peeshee, so I am well familar with this
byproduct of the interconnected architecture of the human nervous system.
 
2014-07-09 07:58:00 AM  

Witness99: It's amazing to me that rubbing a woman's chest during a massage can land you a felony, which effectively ruins your life.

I was getting a massage once from a woman, and when I rolled onto my back she explained that she doesn't do the chest muscles for women, just for men. So I lose out on part of the massage because of society's preoccupation with female breasts as a sexual toy (FUNBAGS FOR MEN) instead of part of my body in the vicinity of underlying musculature that could use a massage. Thanks Obama.


Let's not be too narrow minded here, I'm pretty sure they can be considered as funbags for some women also.
 
2014-07-09 07:59:35 AM  

SpinStopper: docmattic: SpinStopper: If my wife knees me in the testicles, her nose suddenly breaks and one of her eyes swells shut.  How is that ?  ;)

You ol' charmer, you.

Just kidding.  I don't hit women ;)


I don't hit women either... But I'll smack the shiat out of a biatch ;)
 
2014-07-09 08:04:41 AM  
GREAT MOMENTS IN SCIENCE

!st Doctor: "I've got an idea, I'll stack weights on your balls and we see what happens."

2nd Doctor: "OK, but, only if you where that leather outfit."

1st Doctor: "I'll bring the handcuffs and riding crop, too."

2nd Doctor: "I love you!"

Tune in tomorrow for more GREAT MOMENTS IN SCIENCE
 
2014-07-09 08:08:49 AM  

zimbomba63: GREAT MOMENTS IN SCIENCE

!st Doctor: "I've got an idea, I'll stack weights on your balls and we see what happens."

2nd Doctor: "OK, but, only if you where that leather outfit."

1st Doctor: "I'll bring the handcuffs and riding crop, too."

2nd Doctor: "I love you!"

Tune in tomorrow for more GREAT MOMENTS IN SCIENCE


"wear" not "where"  God dammit,I need more coffee.  (clapping hands) )"MOAR COFFEE AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT!"
 
2014-07-09 08:15:41 AM  

zimbomba63: GREAT MOMENTS IN SCIENCE

!st Doctor: "I've got an idea, I'll stack weights on your balls and we see what happens."

2nd Doctor: "OK, but, only if you where that leather outfit."

1st Doctor: "I'll bring the handcuffs and riding crop, too."

2nd Doctor: "I love you!"

Tune in tomorrow for more GREAT MOMENTS IN SCIENCE


The weird thing is that I read that in the voice of William Hartnell and...the guy that was after him. And now I have a very peculiar boner.
 
2014-07-09 08:17:56 AM  
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Mr. Nagasaki is a very generous man.
 
2014-07-09 08:29:06 AM  

hardinparamedic: Mr. Nagasaki is a very generous man.


A. I love you, and
2. I miss that show
 
2014-07-09 08:29:28 AM  
I've said it before and I'll say it again: The '30s were the gayest decade ever. We barely had a military, there was art deco everywhere, our national heroes were all teeny and scrawny, and <i>everybody</i> liked show tunes.
 
2014-07-09 08:34:43 AM  

maram500: William Hartnell and...the guy that was after him.


Patrick Troughton... Or, as I like to call him, "Moe"!

/It's just a shame they didn't go with a Curly or Larry look-alike for #3!
//Though, McGann does have a bit of a Larry look, now that I think about it...
 
2014-07-09 08:42:19 AM  
Fark that.  Back in the day my balls could take a pounding but now the slightest wrong move of a leg when it's hot and humid outside and I'm in a world of hurt.

They have become delicate flowers.
 
2014-07-09 08:43:23 AM  
Never really noticed referred pain until after I had my polio vaccine(?). Sometimes when I scratch there I feel it on the back of my hand. I think a Biology teacher pointed out lots of people have noticed that. And the experiment continues.

So I'll just trust them on the nuts thing.
 
2014-07-09 08:44:27 AM  
I get this. Many people I encounter are a pain in the ass.
 
2014-07-09 08:57:22 AM  
 
2014-07-09 09:06:34 AM  

Kevin72: Acupuncture has worked on this principal for thousands of years. But instead of testicle smashing, they noted how warriors not killed by arrows had certain ailments healed.


I used to be allergic to bees, but then i took an arrow to the knee?
 
2014-07-09 09:17:37 AM  

Theory Of Null: Fark that.  Back in the day my balls could take a pounding but now the slightest wrong move of a leg when it's hot and humid outside and I'm in a world of hurt.

They have become delicate flowers.


Same here.  What's up with that??  I actually have considered talking to a cosmetic surgeon about having some ballsack-skin removed in order to pull the boys upwards a little and shift them a little further away from my legs.
 
2014-07-09 09:19:02 AM  
That's just nuts.
 
2014-07-09 09:36:13 AM  
Bollocks.
 
2014-07-09 09:38:02 AM  

dj245: Theory Of Null: Fark that.  Back in the day my balls could take a pounding but now the slightest wrong move of a leg when it's hot and humid outside and I'm in a world of hurt.

They have become delicate flowers.

Same here.  What's up with that??  I actually have considered talking to a cosmetic surgeon about having some ballsack-skin removed in order to pull the boys upwards a little and shift them a little further away from my legs.


I'm going to run out and trademark "Brazilian Ballsack Lift" before someone else does.
 
2014-07-09 09:42:29 AM  
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2014-07-09 10:04:03 AM  
So they replicated what it was like to go through a divorce?  Interesting.
 
2014-07-09 10:26:32 AM  

dj245: Theory Of Null: Fark that.  Back in the day my balls could take a pounding but now the slightest wrong move of a leg when it's hot and humid outside and I'm in a world of hurt.

They have become delicate flowers.

Same here.  What's up with that??  I actually have considered talking to a cosmetic surgeon about having some ballsack-skin removed in order to pull the boys upwards a little and shift them a little further away from my legs.


I was going to make some joke about that being the new version of a Brazilian, but yesterday's World Cup performance by Brazil was a tad saggy, so I'm just left hanging.
 
2014-07-09 10:31:41 AM  
Their nuts? They're nuts!
 
2014-07-09 10:32:58 AM  
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Pffft...amateurs.
 
2014-07-09 10:46:51 AM  
Little known fact, the doctor went on to sing soprano.
 
2014-07-09 10:49:09 AM  
www.seriouseats.com
 
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