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(Daily Mail)   When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives your friend cerebral palsy, make $50,000   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-07-09 01:53:54 AM  
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2014-07-09 02:23:04 AM  
That's enough to pay someone else to make your damn lemonade.
 
2014-07-09 02:23:20 AM  
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2014-07-09 02:29:07 AM  
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2014-07-09 02:31:01 AM  
No muhmuh muh n-n-name is f-f-f-flynn
/*eats pancakes*
 
2014-07-09 02:32:59 AM  
Follow up:  He never applied for a peddlers permit so the city confiscated his earnings.
 
2014-07-09 02:39:55 AM  
"When life gives you lemon, make lemonade. When life gives you potato, make Vodka"
 
2014-07-09 02:44:40 AM  

zzrhardy: "When life gives you lemon, make lemonade. When life gives you potato, make Vodka"


now i want some vodka and lemonade....

who am i kidding, i am already too drunk
 
2014-07-09 02:49:51 AM  
When life give you lemons turn to your closest friend and say, "Hey. Bet you can't outrun a lemon."
 
2014-07-09 02:50:54 AM  
It's a sickly world we live in when over a trillion tax dollars are spent on fighter jets that don't even work and everybody just shrugs as if that's the way it's supposed to be, and yet if a child needs an operation it's time to open a lemonade stand or hold a bake sale as if THAT is the way it is supposed to be.
 
2014-07-09 02:59:36 AM  

TommyymmoT: It's a sickly world we live in when over a trillion tax dollars are spent on fighter jets that don't even work and everybody just shrugs as if that's the way it's supposed to be, and yet if a child needs an operation it's time to open a lemonade stand or hold a bake sale as if THAT is the way it is supposed to be.


Well it seems that he was going to get the operation but a hospital in NJ as a newer less invasive technique.

So he would have gotten the operation either way,  but the "free" one has a longer recovery time.
 
2014-07-09 03:19:06 AM  
LemonAIDS?
 
2014-07-09 03:27:31 AM  

TommyymmoT: It's a sickly world we live in when over a trillion tax dollars are spent on fighter jets that don't even work and everybody just shrugs as if that's the way it's supposed to be, and yet if a child needs an operation it's time to open a lemonade stand or hold a bake sale as if THAT is the way it is supposed to be.


How many trillions of dollars of tax dollars has Canuckistan spent on fighter jets that don't work? Even if this had been in the US, how happy would you be if the US levied super high taxes on you to pay for overpriced medical operations for people you've never met?

Donations are exactly how this should work. People who want to fund this kid's life can do that. People who don't want to can keep their money, and live with the fact that they don't own a share in the kid's future earnings.
 
2014-07-09 03:29:55 AM  
When life gives you shiat, make a chocolate shiat shake.
 
2014-07-09 03:32:54 AM  
HotWingConspiracy:

You're literally retarded.
 
2014-07-09 03:59:54 AM  

HotWingAgenda: TommyymmoT: It's a sickly world we live in when over a trillion tax dollars are spent on fighter jets that don't even work and everybody just shrugs as if that's the way it's supposed to be, and yet if a child needs an operation it's time to open a lemonade stand or hold a bake sale as if THAT is the way it is supposed to be.

How many trillions of dollars of tax dollars has Canuckistan spent on fighter jets that don't work? Even if this had been in the US, how happy would you be if the US levied super high taxes on you to pay for overpriced medical operations for people you've never met?

Donations are exactly how this should work. People who want to fund this kid's life can do that. People who don't want to can keep their money, and live with the fact that they don't own a share in the kid's future earnings.



How many Iraqis are going to share their future earnings with me?
Those jets are part of a mullti-national agreement, and nobody has ever asked me if I wanted to fund 'liberating' a damned thing.
Once upon a time they sold war bonds, but now they just take the money because fark you.

The "overpriced medical operation" you mention was to take place in New Jersey and if the fact that needed medical procedures and pharmaceuticals are allowed to be priced out of the grasp of everybody except the very rich is OK with you, then you need to reassess your values.

LET THE PENTAGON HOLD A F*CKING BAKE SALE FOR A CHANGE!
 
2014-07-09 04:03:53 AM  

some_beer_drinker: zzrhardy: "When life gives you lemon, make lemonade. When life gives you potato, make Vodka"

now i want some vodka and lemonade....

who am i kidding, i am already too drunk


You seemed to be moderately coherent typing this comment, so i'm going to say that you can still fit a few more drinks in there before you're actually "too drunk".
 
2014-07-09 04:17:51 AM  
So...  some sort of lemon-party?
 
2014-07-09 04:44:41 AM  

Smoking GNU: some_beer_drinker: zzrhardy: "When life gives you lemon, make lemonade. When life gives you potato, make Vodka"

now i want some vodka and lemonade....

who am i kidding, i am already too drunk

You seemed to be moderately coherent typing this comment, so i'm going to say that you can still fit a few more drinks in there before you're actually "too drunk".


you are correct sir. i have run out of bber, and resorted to fruity cocktailss. at leasts its real juicei...
 
2014-07-09 05:50:45 AM  
So... they sold lemon-shakeups?

/got my ticket somewhere here...
 
2014-07-09 07:42:52 AM  
Only slightly less than the guy who wants to make potato salad.
 
2014-07-09 07:44:51 AM  
I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these!?
 
2014-07-09 07:45:09 AM  
Graffitti in a JMU bathroom: "when you come you look like you have cerebral palsy"
 
2014-07-09 08:01:47 AM  
In before "How's the socialized medicine working out for you, Canada?"

TommyymmoT: Once upon a time they sold war bonds, but now they just take the money because fark you.


You really have no idea how government borrowing works, do you? War bonds were just Treasury notes with a marketing campaign.
 
2014-07-09 08:37:08 AM  
I expected this to be a story about some lowlife who exploited another persons illness for personal gain.

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2014-07-09 10:20:16 AM  
something something sick of the palsy too.

/can't remember the whole thing. Rowan Atkison.
 
2014-07-09 02:10:04 PM  
  │When life gives your friend cerebral palsy...

I thought only God could do that.
 
2014-07-09 07:30:06 PM  
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cerebral palsy?
 
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