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(Sun Sentinel)   Newlywed groom tries to murder his new bride. It wouldn't be the Florida tag without the couple in question being 79 and 73   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 3
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2014-07-09 01:36:43 AM  
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you should at least wait until she produces an heir to give you some claims to press.
2014-07-09 03:53:39 AM  
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JuggleGeek: Atomic Spunk: His behavior might be the result of dementia.

I'm guessing he was pissed when he found out that his wife was a slut instead of a virgin.


It's true.
He actually warned her before the wedding that he was the jealous type and would kill her if she wasn't 'pure'.
He shot her the second night of the honeymoon.
Alzheimer's a biatch.


/here all week
2014-07-09 03:18:28 AM  
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Elmo Jones: DAMNIT!
[www.solveisraelsproblems.com image 620x310]
Preview is your friend, unless he throws a tomahawk into your junk.


Oh yeah. .I remember that one.. my dad actually saw it live.. or so he says.. of course he also says he remembers when Nostradamus was a kid..
 
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