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(New Musical Express)   The CIA goes on Twitter and confirms they do not know the whereabouts of Tupac Shakur   (nme.com) divider line 49
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2014-07-08 09:54:52 PM
Lol
 
2014-07-08 10:21:58 PM
I don't give a damn about him and never have, but if he's taken all his money and decided to enjoy it living the rest of his life comfortably out of the limelight, then good for him.
 
2014-07-08 10:29:50 PM
Really? Because I know where he is.

He's in Heaven, yo.

RIP TUPAC
 
2014-07-08 10:45:01 PM
Lying to your subjects to control them is downright Makavelian.
 
2014-07-08 10:54:21 PM
yeah, I believe them.
 
2014-07-09 12:06:10 AM
Yah but they totally know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa!
 
2014-07-09 12:17:35 AM
Which is EXACTLY what they would say if they DID know!
 
2014-07-09 12:20:38 AM
FTFA: The CIA did their part in putting an end to suggestions that the rapper may still be alive, tweeting: "No, we don't know where Tupac is."

Uh, no they didn't. If they wanted to end those suggestions, they would have said, "We know exactly where he is. Buried at X cemetery, or scattered as ashes all over California, or whatever. What they did was do nothing to put and end to those suggestions at all.
 
2014-07-09 12:25:23 AM
Wow they got verified quickly.
 
2014-07-09 12:31:07 AM
Obligatory. Dave Chappelle
 
2014-07-09 12:33:43 AM
I was at his high school when he was shot. The "He's still alive" shiat was ridiculous for years afterward.

Randomly some chick (always the girls) would bring up how sure she is that he's not dead. And proceed to have a crycry about it. Yyyyyeeeears later.

/also
//Saul Williams is doing a musical
///I know who that is
 
2014-07-09 12:36:34 AM

untaken_name: FTFA: The CIA did their part in putting an end to suggestions that the rapper may still be alive, tweeting: "No, we don't know where Tupac is."

Uh, no they didn't. If they wanted to end those suggestions, they would have said, "We know exactly where he is. Buried at X cemetery, or scattered as ashes all over California, or whatever. What they did was do nothing to put and end to those suggestions at all.


According to Find A Grave,(scroll down) he was cremated and his ashes are buried on his mother's farm in North Carolina.
 
2014-07-09 01:07:40 AM
Is the CIA supposed to be funny? They're just trolling for critics to self-identify. If you click their follow button you are literally putting yourself on a CIA list.
 
2014-07-09 01:15:15 AM

Nem Wan: Is the CIA supposed to be funny? They're just trolling for critics to self-identify. If you click their follow button you are literally putting yourself on a CIA list.


The problem is, if you don't, you're putting yourself on another list.
 
2014-07-09 01:33:28 AM

Nem Wan: Is the CIA supposed to be funny? They're just trolling for critics to self-identify. If you click their follow button you are literally putting yourself on a CIA list.


Uh, most critics of the CIA  do self-identify anyway.

static.guim.co.uk
 
2014-07-09 01:38:15 AM

The Banana Thug: Obligatory. Dave Chappelle


Also obligatory: Chris Rock.
 
2014-07-09 01:44:44 AM
Bullshiat...you killed him you sure as hell know where he is.
 
2014-07-09 01:47:07 AM
I think the CIA is hard pressed knowing the whereabouts of their own asses.
 
2014-07-09 01:48:17 AM
I;d hope he is in his grave or else shiat about to get real.
 
2014-07-09 01:54:46 AM

Adolph Oliver Bush: Bullshiat...you killed him you sure as hell know where he is.


That theory may hold some water if it wasn't for the fact that Tupac had already been shot years earlier. He already had people that got mad enough at him to shoot him. Many times, (I think I remember reading that he even took a bullet to the nut)

That fact, along with the fact that he was more than willing to verbally instigate conflicts with people that likely had one or two entourage members willing to shoot someone (Death Row records always had wannabe gangsters around the offices. That's one of the reasons Dr. Dre left) leads me to believe it is what it was reported: A conflict between people that got out of control because of the criminal elements they let hang onto their coattails.
 
2014-07-09 02:04:52 AM
FTFA:  Despite the rapper being killed in 2006, rumours about his death continue to circulate.

NME knows something we don't
 
2014-07-09 03:03:36 AM

cato113: FTFA:  Despite the rapper being killed in 2006, rumours about his death continue to circulate.

NME knows something we don't


Apparently, there is some unlucky wino buried in his grave.
 
2014-07-09 03:16:34 AM

The Banana Thug: Obligatory. Dave Chappelle


I'm talkin' bout George Double UUUU Smiff, from city council.
 
2014-07-09 03:26:04 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Makavelian.


It's called a spellchecker, thumbd!ck.
 
2014-07-09 04:16:33 AM

Kittypie070: AverageAmericanGuy: Makavelian.

It's called a spellchecker, thumbd!ck.


Don't listen to much Tupac, do ya there, ace?
 
2014-07-09 04:36:15 AM
Is it just me or does Tupac Shakur sound like a Protoss name to anyone else?
 
2014-07-09 04:36:58 AM
My for for make sure all your keeds don't glow...
 
2014-07-09 04:49:03 AM
wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-07-09 05:52:19 AM

TheJoe03: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 793x526]


Tupac is a turd pressed against the back of a white woman? sounds racist
 
2014-07-09 06:11:05 AM

Kittypie070: AverageAmericanGuy: Makavelian.

It's called a spellchecker, thumbd!ck.


Tupac rapped under the names 2Pac and Makaveli at different points in his career.

That was AAG's attempt at being clever, I imagine.
 
2014-07-09 07:31:53 AM
He's worm food.
 
2014-07-09 07:36:29 AM
I've never paid much attention to Tupac, but I thought the mystery was WHO killed him, not whether or not he was dead.
 
2014-07-09 07:38:33 AM
I just watched a documentary on Hulu about Tupac, and they talked to a bunch of his friends he grew up with in Oakland. They kind of made him sound like a little biatch

i26.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-09 07:48:29 AM
I thought Tupac was stuck on some Coachella stage like a Vegas act.
 
2014-07-09 07:49:00 AM
no dont ask about JFK, some info on jimmy hoffa, some crazy govt. conspiracies...no no ask about farking Tupac. Tupac is dead you idiots and YES his music sucked. couldnt and still cant stand tupac.


lol end rant
 
2014-07-09 08:17:44 AM

Freakin Rican: no dont ask about JFK, some info on jimmy hoffa, some crazy govt. conspiracies...no no ask about farking Tupac. Tupac is dead you idiots and YES his music sucked. couldnt and still cant stand tupac.


lol end rant


Right, because I'm sure the CIA wouldn't lie since they said you could ask them anything!
 
2014-07-09 08:33:18 AM
Anyone going to take issue with TFA saying he died in 2006? Anyone?
 
2014-07-09 08:34:18 AM

Tremolo: Anyone going to take issue with TFA saying he died in 2006? Anyone?


Whoops, someone already had. Thanks, someone!
 
2014-07-09 08:50:37 AM
They're just covering up the fact that the Greys killed him. It was an anal probe gone wrong.
 
2014-07-09 09:56:39 AM

fusillade762: Which is EXACTLY what they would say if they DID know!


Of course they don't know. The CIA isn't supposed to operate within the United States.  The FBI knows.

/dun dun DUN!!1
 
2014-07-09 10:01:33 AM

The Banana Thug: Obligatory. Dave Chappelle


That is hysterical.  I don't know how I managed to miss ever seeing that clip!
 
2014-07-09 11:25:40 AM

Fark like a Barsoomian: I was at his high school when he was shot.


Tam?

\'71
 
2014-07-09 11:32:44 AM

Fark like a Barsoomian: I was at his high school when he was shot. The "He's still alive" shiat was ridiculous for years afterward.

Randomly some chick (always the girls) would bring up how sure she is that he's not dead. And proceed to have a crycry about it. Yyyyyeeeears later.

/also
//Saul Williams is doing a musical
///I know who that is


"Holler if ya hear me". Just saw it 2 weeks ago.
 
2014-07-09 12:09:47 PM

Fark like a Barsoomian: I was at his high school when he was shot. The "He's still alive" shiat was ridiculous for years afterward.

Randomly some chick (always the girls) would bring up how sure she is that he's not dead. And proceed to have a crycry about it.


I was stationed at Ft Stewart, GA and in the field when he died. There was a female soldier in my platoon who wept hysterically upon hearing the news, she blubbered for hours, you would thought it was her mom who had died. Her NCOs talked about taking her to the med tent for some help but decided just to let her cry herself out and gave her the day off. Interestingly enough we were in the field again when Biggie got shot. You want a rapper dead? Send B.co 3rd FSB to the field.
 
2014-07-09 01:30:16 PM
I know exactly where he is:

Either 6 feet under in a box, or floating around the atmosphere as a loose collection of ash molecules.
 
2014-07-09 03:08:00 PM

dryknife: Tam?

\'71


No idea who/what that is sorry. S4tA class of 99, although I didn't know he went to Dunbar before he went there.
 
2014-07-09 03:30:09 PM

pedobearapproved: TheJoe03: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 793x526]

Tupac is a turd pressed against the back of a white woman? sounds racist


You're not this stupid, are you?
 
2014-07-09 03:55:49 PM

BrundleFlyForAWhiteGuy: I know exactly where he is:

Either 6 feet under in a box, or floating around the atmosphere as a loose collection of ash molecules.


We have specific knowledge that Tupac Shakur is either in Afghanistan, or in another country, or dead.
 
2014-07-09 07:23:37 PM
milkthefranchise.com

 "This breaking news just in, Tupac Shakur is still dead!"
 
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