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(Estately)   Study finds if you're at end of a dirt road drinking beer in your pickup truck to forget a recent divorce you likely live in Oklahoma or Texas   (blog.estately.com) divider line 32
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2014-07-08 10:18:09 PM  
Nope, if you drink beer at the end of a dirt road, it's too easy to get boxed in by a county sheriff.  You drink on the hill where you can see cars coming either way.
 
2014-07-08 10:59:16 PM  
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/Texan
 
2014-07-08 11:00:49 PM  

basemetal: Nope, if you drink beer at the end of a dirt road, it's too easy to get boxed in by a county sheriff.  You drink on the hill where you can see cars coming either way.


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2014-07-08 11:03:50 PM  

basemetal: Nope, if you drink beer at the end of a dirt road, it's too easy to get boxed in by a county sheriff.  You drink on the hill where you can see cars coming either way.


yup. especially those little bridges down on the river bottoms
 
2014-07-08 11:07:05 PM  
On long, lonely drives through the wide open fields of corn and wheat there isn't a musical genre that compares to the slow-tempo'd, heart-touching beat of country. In the hills of Kentucky or the plains of Missouri, the only cultural touchstone that dares to come close to capturing the pureness and goodness of our great land is country. So toss your conceptions of this American artform like an empty beer bottle out the window of your truck doing 80 on 40 with the hammer to the floor and the sun in your rearview and the lights of Little Rock in your eyes.
 
2014-07-08 11:09:09 PM  
I find it hard to believe that Alaska scored that low.

Must be the cow factor.
 
2014-07-08 11:09:11 PM  
^Well said. 'Murica!
 
2014-07-08 11:41:04 PM  
It's far more likely that you live in a Modern Country song.
 
2014-07-08 11:41:49 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: It's far more likely that you live in a Modern Country song.


(clicks link)

Yeah.
 
2014-07-08 11:42:34 PM  
One word subby, commas.
 
2014-07-08 11:43:28 PM  
I didn't realize that arkansas people were so sober
 
2014-07-09 12:01:48 AM  
All my exes live in Texas.
 
2014-07-09 12:02:02 AM  
Supports the Troops

Which country songs mention that?


Son of Thunder: I find it hard to believe that Alaska scored that low.

Must be the cow factor.


I can't believe New Hampshire is #1 for beer and liquor intake.
 
2014-07-09 12:05:08 AM  

charlesmartel11235: I didn't realize that arkansas people were so sober


Arkansas has a LOT of dry counties and towns. Most of them, IIRC.
 
2014-07-09 12:06:14 AM  

fusillade762: Supports the Troops

Which country songs mention that?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjsW_B4eZTc&feature=kp
 
2014-07-09 12:21:40 AM  

Son of Thunder: I find it hard to believe that Alaska scored that low.

Must be the cow factor.


I had no idea that Alaska came in first in the amount of military personnel. I always thought it was Virginia.
 
2014-07-09 12:22:48 AM  
fusillade762: Supports the Troops

Which country songs mention that?



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Son of Thunder: I find it hard to believe that Alaska scored that low.

Must be the cow factor.

I can't believe New Hampshire is #1 for beer and liquor intake.
 
2014-07-09 12:24:25 AM  

shintochick: Son of Thunder: I find it hard to believe that Alaska scored that low.

Must be the cow factor.

I had no idea that Alaska came in first in the amount of military personnel. I always thought it was Virginia.


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2014-07-09 12:27:34 AM  
I'm just gonna go home, lie down and listen to country music. The music of pain.

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2014-07-09 12:49:49 AM  
Two fails:

1. Does not account for outliers. NYC is about 5% of the land mass of NYS and the residents of the other 95% rate much higher on this list. The redneck is strong in upstate NY.

2. The NJ profile: "Paula Abdul?" Seriously? Springsteen. Bon Jovi. Sinatra even.
 
2014-07-09 12:52:11 AM  

Ambitwistor: I'm just gonna go home, lie down and listen to country music. The music of pain.

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Not anymore. They don't talk about pain and hurtin' like they used to.

Now it's painted-on jeans, drinkin' the good stuff, beer, jacked-up pick-up trucks, pick-up truck brand names, pick-up trucks on dirt roads, pick-up truck tailgates, boyfriends' pick-up trucks, dancing, and putting sugar in Dixie Cups, whatever the fark that means.

/disclaimer -- I am forced by geographic location to listen to this crap everywhere I go, despite the provisions of the Geneva Convention and basic human rights. I do not listen to it voluntarily.
 
2014-07-09 12:58:48 AM  

Lenny_da_Hog: putting sugar in Dixie Cups


I am not a fan of new country, but I'm guessing it means "drinking moonshine". That's the only thing I've ever seen anyone drink out of a dixie cup and not spit out.
 
2014-07-09 01:29:45 AM  
Is Something wrong with that?
 
2014-07-09 01:34:01 AM  
Okie here. 

Hate to admit it but it is true. And fark the rodeo. The entire country mantra is a myth.

Due to work I have to go to rodeos regularly. It is embarrassing. It is a sport for the rich ranchers and their families. It is a complete bastardization of what the rodeo is supposed to be, but now only the ranchers kids can practice/train for the event. So when some poor caballero who speaks little english competes and puts the rest to shame, he still loses due to biased judging always picking the local favorite because it is a subjective sport. 

Saw a female matador (demo, bull lived) put them all to shame, was amazing.

/even have okie hat... 
// american polo
/// always 3
 
2014-07-09 03:48:46 AM  
Country music depresses me to all hell and makes me want to get blind stinking drunk. Also I live in Alabama so it could be the fact I live in Alabama. But still, you can't get away from that shiat.
 
2014-07-09 05:39:42 AM  

tartcake: Country music depresses me to all hell and makes me want to get blind stinking drunk. Also I live in Alabama so it could be the fact I live in Alabama. But still, you can't get away from that shiat.


The airport is in Birmingham. Use it.
 
2014-07-09 05:43:32 AM  

August11: tartcake: Country music depresses me to all hell and makes me want to get blind stinking drunk. Also I live in Alabama so it could be the fact I live in Alabama. But still, you can't get away from that shiat.

The airport is in Birmingham. Use it.


Maybe one day after my parents are dead or not. Oh and fark you very much.
 
2014-07-09 05:57:08 AM  

tartcake: August11: tartcake: Country music depresses me to all hell and makes me want to get blind stinking drunk. Also I live in Alabama so it could be the fact I live in Alabama. But still, you can't get away from that shiat.

The airport is in Birmingham. Use it.

Maybe one day after my parents are dead or not. Oh and fark you very much.


Suit yourself. I've been to several states. AL is friendliest, most polite, most beautiful state I have ever enjoyed from the window seat of a 737 climbing out at around 4,000 feet. Get. Out. Of there.
 
2014-07-09 05:59:42 AM  
Out in the middle of Wisconsin right now. Listening to Stylo by the Gorillaz while driving around country roads.
 
2014-07-09 06:16:50 AM  

August11: tartcake: August11:

Suit yourself. I've been to several states. AL is friendliest, most polite, most beautiful state I have ever enjoyed from the window seat of a 737 climbing out at around 4,000 feet. Get. Out. Of there.


You are missing the point! I  have a drinking problem. All the country music.    Besides, I can't fit my still on  an airplane and somebody's got to tend those pot plants I harvest on someone else's property.  I got responsibilities here.  Hell, I'm even wearing pants today.   well, that last comment is a lie. I'm not wearing pants.
 
2014-07-09 08:27:18 AM  

tartcake: August11: tartcake: August11:

Suit yourself. I've been to several states. AL is friendliest, most polite, most beautiful state I have ever enjoyed from the window seat of a 737 climbing out at around 4,000 feet. Get. Out. Of there.

You are missing the point! I  have a drinking problem. All the country music.    Besides, I can't fit my still on  an airplane and somebody's got to tend those pot plants I harvest on someone else's property.  I got responsibilities here.  Hell, I'm even wearing pants today.   well, that last comment is a lie. I'm not wearing pants.


Oh man, you are an excellent fellow. Keep up the good work.
 
2014-07-09 01:45:18 PM  
Q. What do you get when you play a country song backwards?
A. You get your house back, your wife back, your dog back, your truck back...

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/81142
 
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