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(Mirror.co.uk)   Russian priest: The very idea that players can wear colored boots during the World Cup is a "homosexual abomination" that promotes the "gay rainbow" and they may as well be wearing women's underwear. Hangups? He has them   (mirror.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-07-08 12:20:50 PM  
Russian priest to Putin: "amidoinitrite?"
 
2014-07-08 12:37:22 PM  
Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me.  I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes.
 
2014-07-08 01:21:49 PM  
And then he had to excuse himself for 5 minutes while he "meditated" about soccer players in lingerie.
 
2014-07-08 01:53:27 PM  
This is coming from Russia? I just can't believe it.
 
2014-07-08 01:54:53 PM  
Well, it would make the game more interesting....
 
2014-07-08 01:55:00 PM  
not to mention, they're playing soccer.
 
2014-07-08 01:55:59 PM  
But does he have opulance?
 
2014-07-08 01:57:25 PM  
Wait- I'm wearing women's underwear right now!  WHAT HAVE I BECOME??
 
2014-07-08 01:57:46 PM  
I have it on good authority that being able to move effortlessly on the field requires a degree of lightness in the loafers.
 
2014-07-08 01:57:51 PM  
"Boots"?
 
2014-07-08 01:57:52 PM  
"The liberal ideology of globalism clearly wants to oppose Christianity with football. I'm sure of it."

 Holy shiat, this is a REAL quote, people!!
 
2014-07-08 01:57:53 PM  
Like...G-Stings or Granny Panties? This is an important distinction, dude.
 
2014-07-08 01:58:17 PM  
thumbs.newschoolers.com
 
2014-07-08 01:58:35 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Wait- I'm wearing women's underwear right now!  WHAT HAVE I BECOME??


For some reason I started having certain attractions to dogs since the gay marriage ruling here in Indiana.  Even male dogs.
 
2014-07-08 02:00:12 PM  

Mikey1969: "The liberal ideology of globalism clearly wants to oppose Christianity with football. I'm sure of it."

 Holy shiat, this is a REAL quote, people!!


Out of context I would have assumed this was some Tea Bagger derp.
 
2014-07-08 02:00:26 PM  

d23: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Wait- I'm wearing women's underwear right now!  WHAT HAVE I BECOME??

For some reason I started having certain attractions to dogs since the gay marriage ruling here in Indiana.  Even male dogs.


What about turtles?
 
2014-07-08 02:00:37 PM  
But men wearing robes are perfectly heterosexual.
 
2014-07-08 02:00:56 PM  
Ehh, maybe he's got a point this time.  I mean these don't look very appropriate for a soccer game...

blog.vegas.com
 
2014-07-08 02:01:08 PM  
Is Russia in the semi's? Make the quarters?

Not gay *enough*, I reckon.
 
2014-07-08 02:01:57 PM  
Objection! Assumes players are not already wearing women's uderwear.
 
2014-07-08 02:04:17 PM  

dittybopper: Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me.  I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes.


Fairies wear .... gottdangit!!

/when is the Germany-Brazil thread going green?
//threadjack
 
2014-07-08 02:04:25 PM  
... so said the f*cking orthodox priest who wears dresses every day ...
 
2014-07-08 02:05:04 PM  

nijika: Ehh, maybe he's got a point this time.  I mean these don't look very appropriate for a soccer game...

[blog.vegas.com image 610x360]


Looks like the gf and I need to do some shopping.

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-08 02:05:40 PM  
Big talk from a guy who wear's a dress, a nun's habit and some WAY over the top bling to work everyday:
www.churchofourlady.org
 
2014-07-08 02:06:17 PM  

Bane of Broone: Mikey1969: "The liberal ideology of globalism clearly wants to oppose Christianity with football. I'm sure of it."

 Holy shiat, this is a REAL quote, people!!

Out of context I would have assumed this was some Tea Bagger derp.


Of course... Theocrats are pretty similar the world over. They're backwards fools with a tenuous grip on reality who should by all rights be ignored and marginalized.
 
2014-07-08 02:07:29 PM  

Mikey1969: "The liberal ideology of globalism clearly wants to oppose Christianity with football. I'm sure of it."

 Holy shiat, this is a REAL quote, people!!


I believe he stole it from Ann Coulter.
 
2014-07-08 02:07:45 PM  

Magorn: Big talk from a guy who wear's a dress, a nun's habit and some WAY over the top bling to work everyday:
[www.churchofourlady.org image 511x650]


yeah, but that's one kicking pimp sitck.
 
2014-07-08 02:08:53 PM  
He's just upset Russia couldn't get out of a group with Algeria and Worst Korea.
 
2014-07-08 02:09:15 PM  
Colored Shoes, or coloured boots.  You can't have it both ways.

//In most states
 
2014-07-08 02:09:56 PM  
God sure is picky about some trivial sh*t
 
2014-07-08 02:10:31 PM  

Magorn: Big talk from a guy who wear's a dress, a nun's habit and some WAY over the top bling to work everyday:
[www.churchofourlady.org image 511x650]


And that's just his Casual Friday ensemble.
 
2014-07-08 02:11:11 PM  

Sid Vicious' Corpse: Magorn: Big talk from a guy who wear's a dress, a nun's habit and some WAY over the top bling to work everyday:
[www.churchofourlady.org image 511x650]

yeah, but that's one kicking pimp sitck.


He sure knows how to grip it, IYKWIM
 
2014-07-08 02:12:01 PM  

Bane of Broone: nijika: Ehh, maybe he's got a point this time.  I mean these don't look very appropriate for a soccer game...


Looks like the gf and I need to do some shopping.

You go for it big guy. It's just soooo swell that she allows you to wear things of that nature.

 
2014-07-08 02:12:59 PM  
isn't that nice? You believe a zombie witch hung out with his buds, never married, and liked Mary only as a friend all that time. And you have an opinion about professional sports?
Well, I guess since the Catholic church and professional sports are both steeped in and controlled by organized crime, then you are entitled.
 
2014-07-08 02:14:58 PM  

Point02GPA: Bane of Broone: nijika: Ehh, maybe he's got a point this time.  I mean these don't look very appropriate for a soccer game...


Looks like the gf and I need to do some shopping.

You go for it big guy. It's just soooo swell that she allows you to wear things of that nature.


*snaps*
 
2014-07-08 02:15:02 PM  
I guess preaching peace, love, and understanding just doesn't get you in the news these days.
 
2014-07-08 02:15:22 PM  

Mikey1969: "The liberal ideology of globalism clearly wants to oppose Christianity with football. I'm sure of it."

 Holy shiat, this is a REAL quote, people!!


Bingo!
 
2014-07-08 02:17:31 PM  
catholiclane.com
 
2014-07-08 02:18:27 PM  

Magorn: Big talk from a guy who wear's a dress, a nun's habit and some WAY over the top bling to work everyday:
[www.churchofourlady.org image 511x650]


I bet he polishes his knob pretty regularly.  Or maybe he has an altar boy to polish his knob for him.
 
2014-07-08 02:19:58 PM  
And people wonder why my opinion of religion keeps going down.
 
2014-07-08 02:20:53 PM  

Magorn: Big talk from a guy who wear's a dress, a nun's habit and some WAY over the top bling to work everyday:
[www.churchofourlady.org image 511x650]


Check out the boss's attire.

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-08 02:21:37 PM  
And Alexander Shumsky - in a column for Christian website, Russian People's Line - claimed that by wearing the bright boots, players were promoting the "gay rainbow".  This comes just days after players read our anti-discrimination messages on the pitch before the quarter-finals matches.

He write(s): "Wearing pink or blue shoes, the players might as well wear women's knickers or a bra.  The liberal ideology of globalism clearly wants to oppose Christianity with football. I'm sure of it.  Therefore I am glad that the Russian players have and, by the grace of God, no longer participate in the homosexual abomination."

i2.mirror.co.uk


How does he know whether they are wearing bras and/or women's knickers?

Russian priest seems to have problems differentiating between homosexualism and cross dressing.
 
2014-07-08 02:21:39 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Wait- I'm wearing women's underwear right now!  WHAT HAVE I BECOME??


Apparently you enjoy sex with men.
 
2014-07-08 02:21:47 PM  
He just wants to make them all go barefoot so he can see their sexy sexy feet.
 
2014-07-08 02:21:57 PM  
Nothing about wooly boots then?
 
2014-07-08 02:22:43 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: [catholiclane.com image 750x441]


That's right -  the pope wears colored boots.  Francis just got served.

/The pope's got some serious bling, too.
 
2014-07-08 02:23:04 PM  

James!: And then he had to excuse himself for 5 minutes while he "meditated" about soccer players in lingerie.


There is a reason those priestly garments are billowy.
 
2014-07-08 02:24:44 PM  

Prof. Frink: Sid Vicious' Corpse: Magorn: Big talk from a guy who wear's a dress, a nun's habit and some WAY over the top bling to work everyday:
[www.churchofourlady.org image 511x650]

yeah, but that's one kicking pimp sitck.

He sure knows how to grip it, IYKWIM


It's not a matter of where he GRIPS it!

/python
 
2014-07-08 02:26:11 PM  

Ed Grubermann: And people wonder why my opinion of religion keeps going down.


My wife and I were discussing this just the other day, too!
 
2014-07-08 02:26:35 PM  

JoieD'Zen: James!: And then he had to excuse himself for 5 minutes while he "meditated" about soccer players in lingerie.

There is a reason those priestly garments are billowy.


Hides the pantie lines?
 
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