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(Huffington Post)   From the outside, it may have appeared like she was having a good time but Kim Kardashian bravely suffered through poor cell phone reception while in The Hamptons   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 51
    More: Stupid, Kim Kardashian, Hamptons, Christie Brinkley  
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2446 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 08 Jul 2014 at 7:42 PM (2 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-08 07:10:40 PM
LOL. No wonder her tweet count was down this weekend.
 
2014-07-08 07:44:22 PM
No wonder she didn't answer my booty call.

Booty.
 
2014-07-08 07:54:21 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-08 07:57:55 PM
Hey, good divorces take organization.
 
2014-07-08 08:01:11 PM
She seems like she is never in the moment, never just _enjoying_ life.  Always working some angle, getting more tweets, more ratings, more attention.  She has almost the whole of life at her finger tips, steady income, her own family, health, but it's never enough for her.  Like a shark, she's always on the prowl for attention that might be going to somebody else.
I feel really sorry for her.  So much advantage yet clearly she has an empty soul.  And nothing will ever fill it.
 
2014-07-08 08:08:44 PM
Who keeps green-lighting this shiat?
 
2014-07-08 08:21:01 PM
ohmygodwhothehellcares.jpg
 
2014-07-08 08:24:56 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: LOL. No wonder her tweet count was down this weekend.


I wouldn't be a bit surprised if she was contractually obligated to poop something into the internet at specific intervals.
 
2014-07-08 08:30:05 PM
To be fair, cell services sucks in the hamptons
 
2014-07-08 08:30:36 PM
img.fark.net
It's not you I hate, Kardashian.
It's what I became because of you.
 
2014-07-08 08:43:42 PM
She is married to Kanye, hasn't she suffered enough?
 
2014-07-08 08:45:59 PM

Totally Sharky Complete: [i.imgur.com image 571x574]


dougermouse:   Like a shark, she's always on the prowl for attention that might be going to somebody else.

SHARKY
 
2014-07-08 08:57:09 PM
In a twisted way I kind of respect KK.  She has parlayed a bad home video porn into an empire, all while having no discernible skills other than a big ass.  She has lasted longer than I expected and expect her to eventually fade away like Paris Hilton did, but she made hundreds of millions doing absolutely nothing.  Not a bad gig if you can get it.
 
2014-07-08 09:01:20 PM
www.notcoming.com

No reception on an island off the coast of the US? Rats, we won't get a good harvest this year.
 
2014-07-08 09:04:05 PM

Rhaab: [img.fark.net image 240x350]
It's not you I hate, Kardashian.
It's what I became because of you.


tng.trekcore.com

There is 4G!
 
2014-07-08 09:22:42 PM

Bith Set Me Up: Rhaab: [img.fark.net image 240x350]
It's not you I hate, Kardashian.
It's what I became because of you.



There is 4G!


GolfClap
 
2014-07-08 09:27:35 PM

dougermouse: She seems like she is never in the moment, never just _enjoying_ life.  Always working some angle, getting more tweets, more ratings, more attention.  She has almost the whole of life at her finger tips, steady income, her own family, health, but it's never enough for her.  Like a shark, she's always on the prowl for attention that might be going to somebody else.
I feel really sorry for her.  So much advantage yet clearly she has an empty soul.  And nothing will ever fill it.


I'm confused, is she a shark or a killer whale? Or just a twat?
 
2014-07-08 09:40:57 PM

Rhaab: [img.fark.net image 240x350]
It's not you I hate, Kardashian.
It's what I became because of you.


i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-08 09:45:24 PM

kevinfra: She is married to Kanye, hasn't she suffered enough?


                                                                                                                                                                                                        NO.
 
2014-07-08 09:47:20 PM
we_can_just_ignore_her.jpg
 
2014-07-08 09:52:27 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-08 10:41:44 PM
global3.memecdn.com

Seriously, does every single minute facet of her bland, purposeless life have to be broadcast to the entire world? We got to see her getting cornholed, so her sole purpose in life is complete.
 
2014-07-08 11:35:27 PM
I cannot wait for the day that this woman gets old and unattractive enough for people to stop paying attention to her.  It may take decades, but eventually she'll slip up with plastic surgery, or make a faux pas big enough to turn the world against her, but at some point I hope people realize the empress has no clothes.  Her talent is being famous for being famous, and it's a precarious perch on which to sit.  I can't wait for her to lose her balance.
 
2014-07-08 11:36:31 PM
Her giant ass was blocking the signal.
 
2014-07-08 11:40:47 PM

Evil Mackerel: kevinfra: She is married to Kanye, hasn't she suffered enough?
                                                                                                                                                                                                       NO


But we have.
/When you click on a kardashian link, you're only encouraging her.
 
2014-07-09 01:40:43 AM
This is high quality not news.
 
2014-07-09 02:52:14 AM
Subby, why would submit this sewage about this useless twatwaffle?

Seriously? This is the best you can find? wtf?
 
2014-07-09 04:27:25 AM

HeliumAddict: Subby, why would submit this sewage about this useless twatwaffle?

Seriously? This is the best you can find? wtf?


This.

I think four of my last five red lights had far more substance.
 
2014-07-09 06:14:41 AM
Why is this in the Entertainment tab?

Beyond the corn hold vid has she ever really entertained anyone?
 
2014-07-09 06:37:30 AM
mjbok: In a twisted way I kind of respect KK.   She has her skanky, attention-whore motherparlayed a bad home video porn into an empire, all while having no discernible skills other than a big ass.  She has lasted longer than I expected and expect her to eventually fade away like Paris Hilton did, but she made hundreds of millions doing absolutely nothing.  Not a bad gig if you can get it.

FTFY
 
2014-07-09 07:33:09 AM
Vile creature
 
2014-07-09 07:39:21 AM

Mangoose: To be fair, cell services sucks in the hamptons


I guess money can't buy everything
 
2014-07-09 07:53:15 AM

Lsherm: I cannot wait for the day that this woman gets old and unattractive enough for people to stop paying attention to her.  It may take decades, but eventually she'll slip up with plastic surgery, or make a faux pas big enough to turn the world against her, but at some point I hope people realize the empress has no clothes.  Her talent is being famous for being famous, and it's a precarious perch on which to sit.  I can't wait for her to lose her balance.


Oh we know...it's the sole reason she's popular now. Remember that sex tape?
 
2014-07-09 09:13:16 AM

Onkel Buck: Mangoose: To be fair, cell services sucks in the hamptons

I guess money can't buy everything


Sure it can, money says hell no you are not putting towers up near my $5 mil home.
 
2014-07-09 09:19:42 AM

Infernalist: Who keeps green-lighting this shiat?


Keyser_Soze_Death must have the day off.
 
2014-07-09 09:26:05 AM

Lsherm: I cannot wait for the day that this woman gets old and unattractive enough for people to stop paying attention to her.  It may take decades, but eventually she'll slip up with plastic surgery, or make a faux pas big enough to turn the world against her, but at some point I hope people realize the empress has no clothes.  Her talent is being famous for being famous, and it's a precarious perch on which to sit.  I can't wait for her to lose her balance.


Oh she'll be gone before that. Remember Paris Hilton? Everybody was certain that she'd never go away, but her sun set. And now we rarely have to hear about her. Kim's clock is ticking. She never says anything important enough to report, so she's like a cardboard cutout. Even marrying Kanye and having a baby didn't make nearly the waves it would have a few years ago. She'll be gone in a few years, and then all we'll get t hear about is her nasty, multi-million dollar divorce and custody battle.

It's a bad idea to marry and have children for publicity.
 
2014-07-09 09:27:43 AM

Mangoose: To be fair, cell services sucks in the hamptons


It's a daily struggle.
 
2014-07-09 09:37:41 AM

Mangoose: To be fair, cell services sucks in the hamptons


[rereads headline] Yep, that's what the headline says.
 
2014-07-09 10:20:33 AM
Infernalist: Who keeps green-lighting this shiat?

QFT. There is a great short story Link about one of Fark's favorite cartoon characters yesterday that was turned down in favor of putting in yet another plug for this sorry attention whore.

It's their web site and they can do what they please with it; but it's hard to avoid noticing that it sure has been going downhill here lately.
 
2014-07-09 10:28:44 AM

monoski: Onkel Buck: Mangoose: To be fair, cell services sucks in the hamptons

I guess money can't buy everything

Sure it can, money says hell no you are not putting towers up near my $5 mil home.


Touche'

/ farking NIMBYs
 
2014-07-09 11:15:07 AM

Onkel Buck: monoski: Onkel Buck: Mangoose: To be fair, cell services sucks in the hamptons

I guess money can't buy everything

Sure it can, money says hell no you are not putting towers up near my $5 mil home.

Touche'

/ farking NIMBYs


Barring some kind of compensation I wouldn't want a tower near my 150K house either.
 
kab
2014-07-09 11:30:30 AM

Infernalist: Who keeps green-lighting this shiat?


Probably folks like this:

AverageAmericanGuy: LOL. No wonder her tweet count was down this weekend.

 
2014-07-09 11:40:19 AM

mjbok: Onkel Buck: monoski: Onkel Buck: Mangoose: To be fair, cell services sucks in the hamptons

I guess money can't buy everything

Sure it can, money says hell no you are not putting towers up near my $5 mil home.

Touche'

/ farking NIMBYs

Barring some kind of compensation I wouldn't want a tower near my 150K house either.



First world problems.
 
2014-07-09 11:57:13 AM
Somebody off this biatch already.
 
2014-07-09 12:04:09 PM

mjbok: Barring some kind of compensation I wouldn't want a tower near my 150K house either.


There is one across the street from my house, on a chimney so it's barely visible, and my cell service is always excellent.   I have no complaints that it's there, in fact I'm happy about it.
 
2014-07-09 12:17:10 PM
We need a kickstarter campaign to harass the Kardashians out of the US.
 
2014-07-09 02:17:47 PM

Lsherm: I cannot wait for the day that this woman gets old and unattractive enough for people to stop paying attention to her.  It may take decades, but eventually she'll slip up with plastic surgery, or make a faux pas big enough to turn the world against her, but at some point I hope people realize the empress has no clothes.  Her talent is being famous for being famous, and it's a precarious perch on which to sit.  I can't wait for her to lose her balance.


The Gabor sisters pulled that shiat off for more than 3/4 of a century, so I wouldn't hold my breath.
 
2014-07-09 03:03:17 PM
Good thing the wifi wasn't spotty or she'd be in treatment for PTSD now.
 
2014-07-09 04:05:02 PM

Spawn_of_Cthulhu: There is one across the street from my house, on a chimney so it's barely visible, and my cell service is always excellent. I have no complaints that it's there, in fact I'm happy about it.


My Aunt has one on her property and it is an eyesore.  They pay her like 30k a year, so for her it's worth it.
 
2014-07-09 06:16:36 PM

varmitydog: QFT. There is a great short story Link about one of Fark's favorite cartoon characters yesterday that was turned down in favor of putting in yet another plug for this sorry attention whore.
It's their web site and they can do what they please with it; but it's hard to avoid noticing that it sure has been going downhill here lately.


There's archives, you know. You can actually go back and see if what you're claiming is true.. So here's some links of what I would roughly say were "entertainment" back in the golden days about when we both hit Fark:

Something Awful reviews Mad Max for the NES.
The Top 30 Simpsons episodes
The official "Car Talk" guide to civil driving. Yeah, I'm posting this for YOU, you SUV-swerving cell-phone jabberin' jerkwad. (148)
Controversy sparked when the line "You're full of shiat...ake mushrooms" makes the cut and is in Spy Kids 2. shiatake mushroom joke also made in Austin Powers 3. The Iron Chef surrenders.
Baby Boomers still in Love with Burt Bacharach
Hollywood is out of ideas: 1987's Can't Buy Me Love to get remake treatment
Fark welcomes our 50,000th registered Farker
Wanna book Weird Al for your school? He costs half of what Wayne Brady does.
5 pages of Britney Spears. Goes good with butter (may not be work safe)
Shatner to lead 3,000 people in Star Trek-themed paintball game. Guy in red shirt to get splattered first.
Motley Crue singer Vince Neil walks off stage in huff when audience forgets lyrics to his song
Lawn darts, Fisher Price Little People, and other deadly toys of the past

There wasn't much going on with "reality shows" in 2002. Yeah, Fark used to be a classy place.  It's sure gone downhill since then.
 
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