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(Slate)   Meet Andy Sidaris, the man who invented the the practice of panning a sporting event's audience with his camera and zooming in on all the hot babes. AKA, the "honey shot"   (slate.com) divider line 46
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2014-07-08 02:51:43 PM
Can you really claim anyone really "invented" ogling women?
 
2014-07-08 03:49:47 PM
Wow, between that and playing Gollum he's had a pretty interesting career.
 
2014-07-08 03:50:28 PM
Hard Ticket to Hawaii is a classic of so-bad-it's-good cinema. Plus, it has lots of boobs. Thanks, Andy!
 
2014-07-08 03:52:03 PM
GIS'd honey shot. Very disappointing.
 
2014-07-08 03:53:07 PM

Delta1212: Wow, between that and playing Gollum he's had a pretty interesting career.


Ha ha. Yup, read it as Andy Serkis as well.
 
2014-07-08 03:55:01 PM
www.newyorker.com

Meet David Sedaris, a man who has no interest in "Hot Babes"

/But, does write some funny shiat.
 
2014-07-08 03:55:31 PM
A humorist, comedic actress, and a creep. That's one talented family.
 
2014-07-08 03:57:25 PM
Nothing wrong with a little cheesecake.
 
2014-07-08 03:57:46 PM
I thought he was more well-known for his B-movie (or Double D movie) franchise.

Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Malibu Express
The Dallas Connection
Picasso Trigger
Savage Beach
Day of the Warrior
Hard Hunted
Fit to Kill
 
2014-07-08 03:59:01 PM
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Ya can't talk Sidaris without mentioning Julie Strain.
 
2014-07-08 04:00:32 PM

nmrsnr: Can you really claim anyone really "invented" ogling women?


Props to Adam, he was all over that shiat
 
2014-07-08 04:01:23 PM
"Whaat a beautiful woman" - Brent Musberger
 
2014-07-08 04:01:24 PM

Eegah: Hard Ticket to Hawaii is a classic of so-bad-it's-good cinema. Plus, it has lots of boobs. Thanks, Andy!


Day of the Warrior is pretty good in terms of top-heavy secret agent ladies that fire guns and blow things up, too.
 
2014-07-08 04:02:59 PM

nmrsnr: Can you really claim anyone really "invented" ogling women?


But he was the first photographer to do it. Nobody had ever thought that there might be a market for pictures of pretty women before.
 
2014-07-08 04:03:52 PM
Thank you Musked Man.
 
2014-07-08 04:04:13 PM
Those are lame examples
It you want a true classic do a search for Over the Jorts (jean shorts) threeway.
 
2014-07-08 04:05:35 PM
Also possesses one of the all-time classic porno movie names: Dick Bigdickian, from the Bare Wench Project series.
celebpictu.com
/don't ask me how i know
 
2014-07-08 04:18:10 PM
all the hot babes


1.bp.blogspot.com

"And e hominy dot com, has all the hot babes"
 
2014-07-08 04:19:17 PM
wtf? Bare Wench II or so reigns as the worst movie I've ever seen.
 
2014-07-08 04:20:52 PM
What kinds of sporting events? Competitive hula-hooping?

i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-08 04:21:41 PM
In fairness, if he didn't do this, he'd have to focus on the rest of the crowd.  Would you rather see a "honey shot" or a "drunk local oaf shot"?
 
2014-07-08 04:26:49 PM
Arnie Harris at WGN on Cub broadcasts way back when was very good at Honey Shots. But then, cubs.
 
2014-07-08 04:47:40 PM
Beaver shoot???
 
2014-07-08 04:58:52 PM
Definitely more well known for his films. Adolescence wouldn't have been the same without them.
 
2014-07-08 04:58:52 PM

det0321: Arnie Harris at WGN on Cub broadcasts way back when was very good at Honey Shots. But then, cubs.


I was thinking the same thing, didn't realize it had been so long.
 
2014-07-08 04:59:48 PM
Crass and Jaded Mother Farker:
/But, does write some funny shiat.

No he doesn't. He's the lamest writer around. Give me Dave Barry any day.
 
2014-07-08 05:01:06 PM

Sofa King Smart: I thought he was more well-known for his B-movie (or Double D movie) franchise.

Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Malibu Express
The Dallas Connection
Picasso Trigger
Savage Beach
Day of the Warrior
Hard Hunted
Fit to Kill


I discovered his movies just after I graduated from HS. Told everyone I liked "action" movies. Little did they know what he featured in his action movies. Donna Spier, Julie Strain, etc... Wow, the good ole days...
 
2014-07-08 05:14:54 PM
He's the real MVP.
 
2014-07-08 05:16:51 PM
Seriously? One guy's gong to take credit for that? It's a natural reflex.
 
2014-07-08 06:01:30 PM
cdnvideo.dolimg.com

Did someone say Honey Pot?
 
2014-07-08 06:26:20 PM
I can't remember which sporting event it was, possibly a Monday Night Football, but I remember watching live as a thoroughly-primped Hot Young Thing did some serious booger-mining with her perfectly-manicured fingernail.

Anybody else remember it?
 
2014-07-08 06:55:12 PM

Sofa King Smart: I thought he was more well-known for his B-movie (or Double D movie) franchise.

Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Malibu Express
The Dallas Connection
Picasso Trigger
Savage Beach
Day of the Warrior
Hard Hunted
Fit to Kill


Didn't he also have a cameo in each film?

/Hard Ticket to Hawaii had the worst special-effects snake of all time
 
2014-07-08 07:25:04 PM
Ehh, 1987 or so... First year outta high school... I had just eaten some uhh, fungal growth and downed a lot of Old Milwaukee (in the returnable bottles, all I could afford - but I like it back then; good furniture) and his movies were on heavy rotation on cable.

For some reason I had some really weird reactions to that snake in Hard Ticket... Scared the hell out of me this one night.

That's what I remember the most is that damned snake.

Oh, and Patty Duffek.  Do your own GIS.

Good times, Good times.

/csb
 
2014-07-08 07:36:16 PM

FrancoFile: /Hard Ticket to Hawaii had the worst special-effects snake of all time


Deadly toxins from cancer-infested rats will do that.
 
2014-07-08 07:36:20 PM
CSB:  At a Stars game, I pointed out to the new GF that the only people they show on the big screen were "kids and bimbos".  Sho nuff, 1 period later they showed her.  She thought it was hilarious.

/was also awesome in the sack.
//god I miss her
///Oh right.  She was nuts.
 
2014-07-08 08:25:43 PM
Voice of Benny Hill: "Philip, zoom in on the two trophies."
 
2014-07-08 09:07:47 PM

Wellon Dowd: What kinds of sporting events? Competitive hula-hooping?

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Skeet shooting.
 
2014-07-08 09:22:19 PM

brap: Wellon Dowd: What kinds of sporting events? Competitive hula-hooping?

[i.imgur.com image 499x278]

Skeet shooting.


i291.photobucket.com

/gud jorb
 
2014-07-08 10:40:32 PM
Pfft... been doing it in Oz for decades...

Very NSFW
 
2014-07-09 01:38:18 AM

Gulper Eel: I can't remember which sporting event it was, possibly a Monday Night Football, but I remember watching live as a thoroughly-primped Hot Young Thing did some serious booger-mining with her perfectly-manicured fingernail.

Anybody else remember it?


Monday Night Football. As soon as they cut to the girl she stuck her finger way in, then the guys in the booth lost it. I fell out of my chair and hit my head. That made my personal highlight reel.
 
2014-07-09 02:53:33 AM
He's not a patch on the late, great Arne Harris.
 
2014-07-09 07:13:28 AM
i'm confused by the lack of pictures
 
2014-07-09 10:17:34 AM
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2014-07-09 12:34:25 PM

Kaw Dawg: Sofa King Smart: I thought he was more well-known for his B-movie (or Double D movie) franchise.

Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Malibu Express
The Dallas Connection
Picasso Trigger
Savage Beach
Day of the Warrior
Hard Hunted
Fit to Kill

I discovered his movies just after I graduated from HS. Told everyone I liked "action" movies. Little did they know what he featured in his action movies. Donna Spier, Julie Strain, etc... Wow, the good ole days...


there were a couple of scenes of Suzi Simpson from Enemy Gold burned into my long-term memory banks back in college...

seriously how could you go wrong making movies that 'star' playboy and penthouse models?  win-win... golden globes, indeed.
 
2014-07-09 01:49:42 PM
www.kiss925.com
Yeah baby. Show us that honey shot.
 
2014-07-09 05:26:16 PM
FTFA
The "normal cutoff line for beautiful California girls is Bakersfield."

Suck it Fresno
 
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