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(STV.tv)   Scotland now leads the world in cocaine use, edging out the US and Spain for top spot, as Scots increasingly turn to cocaine to help deal with the pain of being Scottish   (news.stv.tv) divider line 16
    More: Sad, Scotland, Spain, national capitals, cocaine addiction, other nations  
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2014-07-09 08:20:11 AM  
2 votes:
hollowverse.zippykid.netdna-cdn.com
I was doing it in Scotland back in the 80's.  Before it got all fashionable.
2014-07-09 02:57:03 AM  
2 votes:
If The Proclaimers actually went 500 miles, they would fall into the sea.
2014-07-09 02:18:16 AM  
2 votes:
How can they even find cocaine in Scotland? Don't the Colombians kind of stick out long before they get there?
2014-07-09 02:17:52 AM  
2 votes:
Damn Scots ruined Scotland!
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2014-07-09 01:54:18 AM  
2 votes:
sounds like they need more zombie babies on the cielings
2014-07-09 04:47:29 PM  
1 votes:
Really? Who's buying it for them?
2014-07-09 12:50:47 PM  
1 votes:
Seen booking a flight to Scotland

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2014-07-09 12:06:10 PM  
1 votes:

Headso: coke is cool when you are at parties in late teens early twenties but outside of that window it's kinda sad, unless you are going though some kind of mid life crisis and you are doing it while you drive some fast car down a road with an ocean view while a woman 15 to 20 years your junior gives you head.


go on ...
2014-07-09 11:19:51 AM  
1 votes:

Headso: coke is cool when you are at parties in late teens early twenties but outside of that window it's kinda sad, unless you are going though some kind of mid life crisis and you are doing it while you drive some fast car down a road with an ocean view while a woman 15 to 20 years your junior gives you head.


And there's something wrong with your second scenario?
2014-07-09 09:33:32 AM  
1 votes:
i1.cpcache.com
Any story about Scotland reminds me of this phrase.
2014-07-09 09:17:09 AM  
1 votes:

Gunther: Bslim:

My aunt lives in Scotland. She says it's quite nice.


What, the quality of the coke?
2014-07-09 07:22:46 AM  
1 votes:
The problem with Scotland is that it's full of Scots...
2014-07-09 07:06:22 AM  
1 votes:
Bslim:

My aunt lives in Scotland. She says it's quite nice.
2014-07-09 02:48:23 AM  
1 votes:
2014-07-09 02:26:40 AM  
1 votes:
man I want some cocaine
2014-07-09 01:10:57 AM  
1 votes:
Australia, Scotland, and England are the laggards in hot white chicks, in my experience.  Not sure what it is, but the only good looking broads I saw in Edinburgh were Polish immigrants, the only smoking chicks in London are from New York, and in Australia the only thing worth banging is one of those didgeridoos off the heads of all those gasoline huffers selling their dreaming paintings at Ayers Rock.

If you want good looking white chicks, do not go to those three countries.
 
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