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(ESPN)   ESPN's 2014 Body Issue is out, featuring a bunch of people you've never heard of, Venus Williams, and...Prince Fielder?   (espn.go.com) divider line 25
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2014-07-08 05:24:23 PM
You don't pay much attention to sports, or the Olympics, do you subby?
 
2014-07-08 05:35:19 PM
You haven't heard of Marshawn Lynch, Boss Subby?
 
2014-07-08 05:50:46 PM
I'm getting déjà vu here.
 
2014-07-08 05:51:08 PM

The_Sponge: You haven't heard of Marshawn Lynch, Boss Subby?


You don't "know" about him. You just sense the earth shaking in his presence.
/beast mode
 
2014-07-08 06:11:24 PM

litespeed74: /beast mode


BEEF MO

Man, those are some hot pix.
Except Prince Fielder. ♫ One of these things is not like the others ♪
 
2014-07-08 06:12:33 PM

rjakobi: I'm getting déjà vu here.


What's wrong with the choice of Fielder? Round is a shape.

/Pete's brother's post.
 
2014-07-08 06:17:58 PM

Inchoate: litespeed74: /beast mode

BEEF MO

Man, those are some hot pix.
Except Prince Fielder. ♫ One of these things is not like the others ♪


They've done sumo wrestlers and 200-year-old Gary Player before. Not every pro athlete is required to be Adonis.

/Insert Terrance Cody 40-yard dash picture
 
2014-07-08 06:22:56 PM

roc6783: What's wrong with the choice of Fielder? Round is a shape.


He just looks... out of shape.
If they wanted to showcase bigger athletes, they could've put in some [more?] weightlifters, shot-putters, heavyweight-class anythings, sumo wrestlers, etc. In fact, that would've been nice; there's lots of "sinewy" and "slender" and some "muscular", but not as much "big & burly".
Fielder just looks like a slob with a nacho beer gut, and the fact that baseball requires possibly the least overall exertion of all the major sports does not help his case.
 
2014-07-08 06:23:06 PM

Inchoate: litespeed74: /beast mode

BEEF MO

Man, those are some hot pix.
Except Prince Fielder. ♫ One of these things is not like the others ♪



Stop freakin', call Beacon.

/Go Hawks.
 
2014-07-08 06:31:10 PM

Inchoate: roc6783: What's wrong with the choice of Fielder? Round is a shape.

He just looks... out of shape.
If they wanted to showcase bigger athletes, they could've put in some [more?] weightlifters, shot-putters, heavyweight-class anythings, sumo wrestlers, etc. In fact, that would've been nice; there's lots of "sinewy" and "slender" and some "muscular", but not as much "big & burly".
Fielder just looks like a slob with a nacho beer gut, and the fact that baseball requires possibly the least overall exertion of all the major sports does not help his case.


Are you trying to say golf isn't a sport? Should've used a bowler.
 
2014-07-08 06:41:08 PM
Megan Rapinoe is the reason I'd buy the issue.  Not that I'd have a shot with her, anyway, but I'm still a little sad that she plays for the other team (NTTAWWT).
 
2014-07-08 06:41:28 PM
Always wanted to see Venus's bare behind
 
2014-07-08 06:42:15 PM
Bodies we want: Prince Fielder

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-08 06:50:22 PM
Whole lot of fat shaming going on here.
 
2014-07-08 07:15:30 PM

hasty ambush: Whole lot of fat shaming going on here.


Hell yeah. There should be more. Fatties.
 
2014-07-08 08:06:02 PM

Skail: Megan Rapinoe is the reason I'd buy the issue.  Not that I'd have a shot with her, anyway, but I'm still a little sad that she plays for the other team (NTTAWWT).


Hilary Knight.

/I'd hit it like a Ranger into Carey Price
 
2014-07-08 08:06:17 PM
Prince Fielder looks like a barrel with legs.
 
2014-07-08 08:10:57 PM
On the other hand, I'm grateful to this issue for, ahem, exposing me to Hilary Knight. Dayum.
 
2014-07-08 09:29:45 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: On the other hand, I'm grateful to this issue for, ahem, exposing me to Hilary Knight. Dayum.


*GIS Hilary Knight body issue pic*

i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-08 09:31:28 PM
I'll go ahead and say it. I thought Fielder looked pretty good, considering just how big of a guy he really is.

ChrisDe: Prince Fielder looks like a barrel with legs.


So, the old Milwaukee Brewers mascot, Beer Barrel Man, huh?
www.millerparkdrunk.com
 
2014-07-08 10:21:26 PM
Incorrigible Astronaut: They've done sumo wrestlers and 200-year-old Gary Player before.

Gary Player is hot:

garyplayer.com

Oh, you meant Gary Player recently:

blogimages.thescore.com

I'd still hit that like a 300 foot drive off the tee on the 18th at Augusta.
 
2014-07-08 10:53:53 PM
Venus Williams has a great body. Damn.
 
2014-07-09 02:33:41 AM
usatftw.files.wordpress.com
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-09 06:59:15 AM
I haven't heard of all of them, but I have heard of a lot of them. Subby must be one of those "I don't even own a TV" people.
 
2014-07-09 08:02:30 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut: On the other hand, I'm grateful to this issue for, ahem, exposing me to Hilary Knight. Dayum.


Too bad someone painted some ugly graffiti on her side. I hope they catch whoever did it.
 
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