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(BBC-US)   Fossilized remains identified as Gullzilla   (bbc.com) divider line 11
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2014-07-08 09:36:50 AM  
FTFA:
Scientists do not yet understand why these giants of the skies died out.

Because they were delicious.
 
2014-07-08 10:57:53 AM  
♫ Oh no! Crap on Tokyo, go go Gullzilla! ♫
 
2014-07-08 12:47:10 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-08 01:04:34 PM  
images.ucomics.com
 
2014-07-08 01:05:34 PM  
Yeah, but couldn't the gull just like fly the ring to Mordor in the beginning?
 
2014-07-08 01:14:18 PM  

dittybopper: FTFA:
Scientists do not yet understand why these giants of the skies died out.

Because they were delicious.


I would think finding enough food would be enough of a challenge for survival.
 
2014-07-08 01:17:17 PM  
My submission was funnier...but congrats on the green.

Farking troglodyte modmins.....mumble grumble.
 
2014-07-08 01:40:01 PM  
Can you imagine the size of the Doritos that old lady in floral print at the beach would have to throw in order to attract a flock of these (naturally right over your head)?  Plus the size of the purple bird crap they'd dive bomb your freshly washed car with?

/damn flying rats
//BIG damn flying rats in this case
 
2014-07-08 01:59:29 PM  

Drunken_Polar_Bear: Can you imagine the size of the Doritos Alca-Seltzer that old lady in floral print at the beach would have to throw in order to attract a flock of these (naturally right over your head)?  Plus the size of the purple bird crap they'd dive bomb your freshly washed car with?

/damn flying rats
//BIG damn flying rats in this case


Fixed that for you.
 
2014-07-08 03:19:30 PM  
But can you imagine the decibel level?
 
2014-07-08 07:32:52 PM  
Couple of errors in TFA.
 
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