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(KAKE Wichita)   Woman develops what I can only assume is a bold new strategy to avoid conflict with her husband, her parole officer, or both   (kake.com) divider line 24
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9532 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jul 2014 at 3:27 AM (37 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-09 02:12:49 AM  
That only happens at WalMart; Dollar store encounters just relieve you of your wallet.
 
2014-07-09 03:31:05 AM  
So Hispanic is the new black?

/having difficulty following fashion
 
2014-07-09 03:34:30 AM  
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2014-07-09 03:57:13 AM  
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2014-07-09 04:21:04 AM  
Seems legit, I mean it was only lat week when these two Hispanic chicks kidnapped me, forced me to smoke a bowl then Gabriele sex with them all night long


/unfortunately the Old Lady woke me up then to complain that I was drooling on her side of the bed
 
2014-07-09 04:23:50 AM  

Pribar: Seems legit, I mean it was only lat week when these two Hispanic chicks kidnapped me, forced me to smoke a bowl then Gabriele sex with them all night long


/unfortunately the Old Lady woke me up then to complain that I was drooling on her side of the bed


Ok I don't know where the Gabriele thing came from but I'm gonna take it as a hint from my phones autocorrect to go to sleep and dream of Gabriele..
 
2014-07-09 04:26:26 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

understands her plight all too well.
 
2014-07-09 04:30:30 AM  

Shrapnel: [d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net image 500x393]


i would put my anonymous thing in her proxy, anytime.

/do i sing up here?
 
2014-07-09 04:47:52 AM  
2/10, without throwing in a black guy and rape she's just phoning it in...
 
2014-07-09 06:08:41 AM  
Let's see if it works
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2014-07-09 06:20:31 AM  
Remember the movie where the girl and her friend gets kidnapped (I think it was "TAKEN") and the father comes to find her and her friend.  In that movie it looked like they were forcing the captured girls to take some sort of addictive drug...either to get them hooked and compliant for more drugs....or just to sedate them??

Any way, could that have been the reason for the forced meth smoking?  Or like the unlikely tag and title suggests, this is a lame way to not get in trouble for smoking meth while on parole?  Seems like an extreme lie, something so wild no one would fabricate it.

I was surprised to learn that people (I'm sure mostly young girls) are taken all the time as sex slaves and sold around the world.  I also thought they recommend that you do not get in the car....because if you do chances of being killed are really high, where as having it out right there might be dangerous, but a better chance at survival.  I'm sure those suggestions don't mean much when you have a knife or gun in your face.
 
2014-07-09 06:48:04 AM  
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2014-07-09 06:57:38 AM  
I highly doubt if the guy used a knife. She was probably told there would be no meth.  Because meth is hard.
 
2014-07-09 07:17:12 AM  
You don't bring a meth to a knife fight.
 
2014-07-09 07:23:39 AM  

codenamewizard: Remember the movie where the girl and her friend gets kidnapped (I think it was "TAKEN") and the father comes to find her and her friend.  In that movie it looked like they were forcing the captured girls to take some sort of addictive drug...either to get them hooked and compliant for more drugs....or just to sedate them??

Any way, could that have been the reason for the forced meth smoking?  Or like the unlikely tag and title suggests, this is a lame way to not get in trouble for smoking meth while on parole?  Seems like an extreme lie, something so wild no one would fabricate it.

I was surprised to learn that people (I'm sure mostly young girls) are taken all the time as sex slaves and sold around the world.  I also thought they recommend that you do not get in the car....because if you do chances of being killed are really high, where as having it out right there might be dangerous, but a better chance at survival.  I'm sure those suggestions don't mean much when you have a knife or gun in your face.


I don't think meth would be the drug of choice to either make them more compliant or to sedate them.
 
2014-07-09 08:24:17 AM  
@ subby:  This is a trite and true strategy, not a bold new one.

http://jonathanweeks.blogspot.com/2013/05/enigmatic-hurler-flint-rhe m. html

Cardinal pitcher Flint Rhem, who showed up for a 1930 game reeking of booze, claimed that he had been kidnapped and forced to drink great quantities of alcohol.  Branch Rickey, the Cardinals' general manager, was reported to have remarked, "you couldn't have disproved his story by the way he smelled."
 
2014-07-09 08:26:58 AM  
Subby got it right in the headline.   Maybe also that dude ripped her off, so she called the cops on him.
 
2014-07-09 08:29:09 AM  

tirob: @ subby:  This is a trite and true strategy, not a bold new one.

http://jonathanweeks.blogspot.com/2013/05/enigmatic-hurler-flint-rhe m. html

Cardinal pitcher Flint Rhem, who showed up for a 1930 game reeking of booze, claimed that he had been kidnapped and forced to drink great quantities of alcohol.  Branch Rickey, the Cardinals' general manager, was reported to have remarked, "you couldn't have disproved his story by the way he smelled."


nice!
 
2014-07-09 08:34:15 AM  
sigh

I miss date night.
 
2014-07-09 09:18:17 AM  
Where the white women at, esé?
 
2014-07-09 10:12:43 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Let's see if it works


Came in for this. :-)

I love that movie
 
2014-07-09 11:34:20 AM  
Where do I sign up for this kidnapping/intoxication service?  Can they be here by noon?
 
2014-07-09 11:39:28 AM  

dascott: Where do I sign up for this kidnapping/intoxication service?  Can they be here by noon?


Unfortunately, you have to party with a hispanic guy covered in tattoos.

No word on what else he'll force you to do.

NTTAWWT
 
2014-07-09 12:28:45 PM  

Pangea: dascott: Where do I sign up for this kidnapping/intoxication service?  Can they be here by noon?

Unfortunately, you have to party with a hispanic guy covered in tattoos.

No word on what else he'll force you to do.

NTTAWWT


Yes but.. free drugs!
 
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