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(Daily Mail)   Is your ATM safe? Well, as long as you wash up thoroughly between the A and the M, there shouldn't be too many problems   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 23
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2014-07-08 05:54:38 AM
Newbs!

There would be no need to worry about was getting on your hands if you knew enough to lick the buttons clean first.
 
2014-07-08 12:56:03 PM
Sometimes in the heat of the moment, it's permissible to go ATM.

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2014-07-08 01:16:39 PM
I follow this rule on a case-by-case basis.
 
2014-07-08 01:19:14 PM
If I owned an ATM I wouldn't be slumming in literland, I'd all up on total fark throwing my mad ATM money around.  That's right biatches it IS a dollar fifty to withdraw money. Have a nice day.

Seriously though those independently owned ones that charge you $1.50 and then your bank charges you an additional $1.50 are criminal.  Basically they are extorting us because of our stupidity (inability to plan ahead when traveling by ourr bank) and laziness (too lazy to go find an ATM that doesn't charge us) the people who own them must be laughing all the way to the bank.  I hardly ever use any ATM let alone those bloody things but they still annoy me.
 
2014-07-08 01:24:21 PM
A takes prep-work no matter what you've seen. And as long as you're doing the work at the start, you may as well get the full package.  If you protect yourself at the A, then moving to the M doesn't involve much at all.
 
2014-07-08 01:25:34 PM
It's not so much laziness as it is practicality. Often the added fees still aren't enough to offset the time and gas to drive to your bank. Not to say it doesn't irritate the fark out of em.
 
2014-07-08 01:26:13 PM
*out of me
 
2014-07-08 01:26:36 PM

Egoy3k: If I owned an ATM I wouldn't be slumming in literland, I'd all up on total fark throwing my mad ATM money around.  That's right biatches it IS a dollar fifty to withdraw money. Have a nice day.

Seriously though those independently owned ones that charge you $1.50 and then your bank charges you an additional $1.50 are criminal.  Basically they are extorting us because of our stupidity (inability to plan ahead when traveling by ourr bank) and laziness (too lazy to go find an ATM that doesn't charge us) the people who own them must be laughing all the way to the bank.  I hardly ever use any ATM let alone those bloody things but they still annoy me.


Hey, at $1.50 a hit, you only need 4 of them per a month to afford TF and you'd have an extra dollar left over, presumably which you would spend at Taco Bell.

Also, from your post, I gather you've never used an ATM at a strip club or Bourbon Street.  Pfffft $1.50 will seem so generous once you hit one of those.
 
2014-07-08 01:27:36 PM
When talking ATM, there is a big difference between, say, licking the A and then kissing versus going from anal sex to oral.
 
2014-07-08 01:31:00 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: When talking ATM, there is a big difference between, say, licking the A and then kissing versus going from anal sex to oral.


You kind of broke down at the end. Care to try again?
 
2014-07-08 01:34:51 PM

ampoliros: Wasilla Hillbilly: When talking ATM, there is a big difference between, say, licking the A and then kissing versus going from anal sex to oral.

You kind of broke down at the end. Care to try again?


Ok. Going directly from anal intercourse to blowjob has more potential for disaster.
 
2014-07-08 01:36:39 PM

gfid: Egoy3k: If I owned an ATM I wouldn't be slumming in literland, I'd all up on total fark throwing my mad ATM money around.  That's right biatches it IS a dollar fifty to withdraw money. Have a nice day.

Seriously though those independently owned ones that charge you $1.50 and then your bank charges you an additional $1.50 are criminal.  Basically they are extorting us because of our stupidity (inability to plan ahead when traveling by ourr bank) and laziness (too lazy to go find an ATM that doesn't charge us) the people who own them must be laughing all the way to the bank.  I hardly ever use any ATM let alone those bloody things but they still annoy me.

Hey, at $1.50 a hit, you only need 4 of them per a month to afford TF and you'd have an extra dollar left over, presumably which you would spend at Taco Bell.

Also, from your post, I gather you've never used an ATM at a strip club or Bourbon Street.  Pfffft $1.50 will seem so generous once you hit one of those.


We don't have many Taco Bells in my region of Canuckistan.  I'd save up for the much classier A&W.

No I don't really do strip clubs, and I have unfortunately never been to New Orleans.
 
2014-07-08 02:16:27 PM

TommyymmoT: Newbs!

There would be no need to worry about was getting on your hands if you knew enough to lick the buttons clean first.


Disturbing thought any way you interpret the headline.
 
2014-07-08 02:27:23 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: ampoliros: Wasilla Hillbilly: When talking ATM, there is a big difference between, say, licking the A and then kissing versus going from anal sex to oral.

You kind of broke down at the end. Care to try again?

Ok. Going directly from anal intercourse to blowjob has more potential for disaster. Is farking disgusting.


/FTFY
 
2014-07-08 02:50:00 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: Ok. Going directly from anal intercourse to blowjob has more potential for disaster.


not really. Going from a girls ass to same girls mouth isnt going to hurt the girl in question. Going from one girls ass to another girls mouth, however, can be bad news.

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2014-07-08 02:53:58 PM
A much better and original article is here.

Go Krebs!
 
2014-07-08 03:00:03 PM

Gnaglor: A much better and original article is here.

Go Krebs!


Yeah Krebs Cycle! Photosynthesize the shiat outta that sunlight!

/what?
 
2014-07-08 04:14:58 PM
ATM? What does this have to do with Fonts or typesets?
 
2014-07-08 04:38:14 PM
ATM has been supplanted by MPLS anyway.
 
2014-07-08 05:11:36 PM
Relax. It's not as though the money coming out is any cleaner.

At least you aren't putting the ATM in your pocket.
 
2014-07-08 05:48:21 PM
What about ATA?

warosu.org
 
2014-07-08 06:45:27 PM

General50: What about ATA?

[warosu.org image 349x237]


Great reference...
 
2014-07-08 08:21:06 PM
img.fark.net
 
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