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(Gawker)   Was Shia LaBeouf's recent erratic behavior a cry for help, or his secret MK Ultra programming gone awry?   (blackbag.gawker.com) divider line 37
    More: Obvious, Shia Labeouf, humans, mind control, Eagle Eye, Roseanne Barr, sex slavery, rape culture, University of Missouri-St  
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2014-07-08 05:24:00 PM  
That middle video is creeeeeepy.

I read that Trance-formation book years ago and was strongly inclined to think it was over-the-top KGB propaganda at the time. But she claimed Lamar Alexander was the Eyes Wide Shut satanic sex wizard of Tennessee and then last year Lamar's chief of staff got caught with hundreds of pedo videos including ones featuring rapes of six-year-old girls. His sentence got delayed, indicating he was possibly cooperating with the FBI and then was found hanging in his parent's basement.
Pretty disturbing when you consider that Alexander founded a huge child care company.
 
2014-07-08 06:06:34 PM  
Way to copy the Gawker headline, failmitter.
 
2014-07-08 06:10:00 PM  
"wholly unvalid?"

Seriously?
 
2014-07-08 06:11:39 PM  
Was Shia LaBeouf's Erratic Behavior an MK-ULTRA Programming Glitch?

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say "No".
 
ecl
2014-07-08 06:11:42 PM  
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!  OBAMA IS BLACK!
 
2014-07-08 06:15:25 PM  
My god who cares, who is this guy?

/yes I did post
 
2014-07-08 06:21:25 PM  
Was Shia LaBeouf's Erratic Behavior an MK-ULTRA Programming Glitch?

No no no. No no no. No no NO NO NO. No NO. Nononono. NO no no. NO.
 
2014-07-08 06:29:45 PM  
Whatever his plan is, it's working.
 
2014-07-08 06:56:24 PM  
The newest Joaquin Phoenix?  You make the call.
 
2014-07-08 06:57:58 PM  

weirdneighbour: My god who cares, who is this guy?

/yes I did post


Another one who frittered all away, but is probably laughing at us suckers, meanwhile.
 
2014-07-08 07:18:35 PM  
Programming gone awry.


www.starwarped.net
 
2014-07-08 07:28:53 PM  
FTA:

The shortest possible answer is Cathy O'Brien, a self-professed survivor of an MK-ULTRA sex slavery initiative codenamed Project Monarch.

I read this as:

The shortest possible answer is Conan O'Brien, a self-professed survivor of an MK-ULTRA sex slavery initiative codenamed Project Monarch. '

Beer goggles are not good for reading.
 
2014-07-08 07:40:05 PM  

fusillade762: Was Shia LaBeouf's Erratic Behavior an MK-ULTRA Programming Glitch?

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say "No".


Of course it isn't. It's the prolonged exposure to chemtrails.
 
2014-07-08 07:57:40 PM  
maybe he's just a little coont
 
2014-07-08 08:25:11 PM  
I like the second MK the best.

www.abandonia.com
 
2014-07-08 09:58:22 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Was Shia LaBeouf's Erratic Behavior an MK-ULTRA Programming Glitch?

No no no. No no no. No no NO NO NO. No NO. Nononono. NO no no. NO.


THERE'S NO LIMIIIIT.
 
2014-07-08 10:57:36 PM  

Triumph: That middle video is creeeeeepy.

I read that Trance-formation book years ago and was strongly inclined to think it was over-the-top KGB propaganda at the time. But she claimed Lamar Alexander was the Eyes Wide Shut satanic sex wizard of Tennessee and then last year Lamar's chief of staff got caught with hundreds of pedo videos including ones featuring rapes of six-year-old girls. His sentence got delayed, indicating he was possibly cooperating with the FBI and then was found hanging in his parent's basement.
Pretty disturbing when you consider that Alexander founded a huge child care company.


Wuh....huh? I mean, yeah, Lamar Alexander is a shmuck, but...
 
2014-07-08 11:00:32 PM  

Nemo's Brother: I like the second MK the best.


Know who's hot? The chick in that Taco Bell quesarito commercial.
 
2014-07-08 11:46:12 PM  

Triumph: That middle video is creeeeeepy.

I read that Trance-formation book years ago and was strongly inclined to think it was over-the-top KGB propaganda at the time. But she claimed Lamar Alexander was the Eyes Wide Shut satanic sex wizard of Tennessee and then last year Lamar's chief of staff got caught with hundreds of pedo videos including ones featuring rapes of six-year-old girls. His sentence got delayed, indicating he was possibly cooperating with the FBI and then was found hanging in his parent's basement.
Pretty disturbing when you consider that Alexander founded a huge child care company.



blogs.discovermagazine.com


Disturbing? *cigarette suck* ..yeah.... that's one way to put it.

 
2014-07-08 11:56:08 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Wuh....huh? I mean, yeah, Lamar Alexander is a shmuck, but...


Read the last two paragraphs:
http://www.trentonian.com/general-news/20140605/bucks-county-man-ind ic ted-on-child-porn-charges-related-to-videos-from-international-pedophi le-ring

I still think Cathy O'Brien's book is way over-the-top, but it's interesting that she named Alexander.
 
2014-07-08 11:56:49 PM  
Was Shia LaBeouf's recent erratic behaviour a cry for help, or his secret MK Ultra programming gone awry

Yes?
 
2014-07-09 12:49:19 AM  
Shia was drunk. Is that so hard to believe?

I've been (occasionally!!) a bigger asshole when I'm drunk and I'm not even famous. It happens sometimes. Usually you only wake up the next morning with a vague feeling of regret and shame, instead of a million articles on the blogosphere.
 
2014-07-09 01:25:47 AM  
bloggingxfiles.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-09 01:58:10 AM  
Godammit, nobody is hiring this loser to ruin their movies any more, and yet I still have to see his name in the Entertainment tab for some reason?
 
ecl
2014-07-09 02:10:04 AM  

Max Awesome: Godammit, nobody is hiring this loser to ruin their movies any more, and yet I still have to see his name in the Entertainment tab for some reason?


He's in Fury... first billed over Brad Pitt.
 
2014-07-09 02:41:54 AM  

CSM101: Way to copy the Gawker headline, failmitter.


you have submitted one headline and failed. i have over 900 greens and rank as the top 90th OF ALL TIME. i also have tens of thousands of reds. i cannot count them.

who is a failmitter?

i152.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-09 03:15:45 AM  

some_beer_drinker: CSM101: Way to copy the Gawker headline, failmitter.

you have submitted one headline and failed. i have over 900 greens and rank as the top 90th OF ALL TIME. i also have tens of thousands of reds. i cannot count them.

who is a failmitter?

[i152.photobucket.com image 480x342]


So my wife is super hot...
 
2014-07-09 03:28:11 AM  

Crewmannumber6: maybe he's just a little coont


Nah, everyone loves a little coont.
 
2014-07-09 03:44:08 AM  

scroufus: some_beer_drinker: CSM101: Way to copy the Gawker headline, failmitter.

you have submitted one headline and failed. i have over 900 greens and rank as the top 90th OF ALL TIME. i also have tens of thousands of reds. i cannot count them.

who is a failmitter?

[i152.photobucket.com image 480x342]

So my wife is super hot...


mine too. i live in china. i have a lot of ...wives...and they are all hot and young. that's actually true! lolz.
 
2014-07-09 03:46:21 AM  

some_beer_drinker: scroufus: some_beer_drinker: CSM101: Way to copy the Gawker headline, failmitter.

you have submitted one headline and failed. i have over 900 greens and rank as the top 90th OF ALL TIME. i also have tens of thousands of reds. i cannot count them.

who is a failmitter?

[i152.photobucket.com image 480x342]

So my wife is super hot...

mine too. i live in china. i have a lot of ...wives...and they are all hot and young. that's actually true! lolz.


it was not my best headline, i'll give you that.
 
2014-07-09 05:36:15 AM  

some_beer_drinker: CSM101: Way to copy the Gawker headline, failmitter.

you have submitted one headline and failed. i have over 900 greens and rank as the top 90th OF ALL TIME. i also have tens of thousands of reds. i cannot count them.

who is a failmitter?

[i152.photobucket.com image 480x342]


Geez, how many articles do you submit a day? I'd really like to know so I can either favorite you as 'Subby with a Hobby' or 'Failmitter with no Life'.
 
2014-07-09 05:51:52 AM  

Torqueknot: some_beer_drinker: CSM101: Way to copy the Gawker headline, failmitter.

you have submitted one headline and failed. i have over 900 greens and rank as the top 90th OF ALL TIME. i also have tens of thousands of reds. i cannot count them.

who is a failmitter?

[i152.photobucket.com image 480x342]

Geez, how many articles do you submit a day? I'd really like to know so I can either favorite you as 'Subby with a Hobby' or 'Failmitter with no Life'.


about 10...i'd say it's a hobby. i did it on a bet actually. my friend said i couldn't get 50 greens. he was wrong.
 
2014-07-09 07:53:19 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nfg-WC7YY0

I think of this every time someone says Shia LeBouef.
 
2014-07-09 09:27:32 AM  

some_beer_drinker: Torqueknot: some_beer_drinker: CSM101: Way to copy the Gawker headline, failmitter.

you have submitted one headline and failed. i have over 900 greens and rank as the top 90th OF ALL TIME. i also have tens of thousands of reds. i cannot count them.

who is a failmitter?

[i152.photobucket.com image 480x342]

Geez, how many articles do you submit a day? I'd really like to know so I can either favorite you as 'Subby with a Hobby' or 'Failmitter with no Life'.

about 10...i'd say it's a hobby. i did it on a bet actually. my friend said i couldn't get 50 greens. he was wrong.


What about that farker "frozen*something or other*"  gets like 4 green lights a day for a decade straight? You know that's just a mod stealing other peoples posts.  Why bother when they steal everything you post?
 
2014-07-09 09:35:40 AM  

some_beer_drinker: Torqueknot: some_beer_drinker: CSM101: Way to copy the Gawker headline, failmitter.

you have submitted one headline and failed. i have over 900 greens and rank as the top 90th OF ALL TIME. i also have tens of thousands of reds. i cannot count them.

who is a failmitter?

[i152.photobucket.com image 480x342]

Geez, how many articles do you submit a day? I'd really like to know so I can either favorite you as 'Subby with a Hobby' or 'Failmitter with no Life'.

about 10...i'd say it's a hobby. i did it on a bet actually. my friend said i couldn't get 50 greens. he was wrong.


Is this why we get so many Gawker submissions? Thanks  Gawkmitter.
 
2014-07-09 05:07:57 PM  

some_beer_drinker: CSM101: Way to copy the Gawker headline, failmitter.

you have submitted one headline and failed. i have over 900 greens and rank as the top 90th OF ALL TIME. i also have tens of thousands of reds. i cannot count them.

who is a failmitter?


Well since you capitalized "of all time" there is not much more than can be said. How do you get greened?
 
2014-07-09 07:06:34 PM  

Torqueknot: some_beer_drinker: CSM101: Way to copy the Gawker headline, failmitter.

you have submitted one headline and failed. i have over 900 greens and rank as the top 90th OF ALL TIME. i also have tens of thousands of reds. i cannot count them.

who is a failmitter?

[i152.photobucket.com image 480x342]

Geez, how many articles do you submit a day? I'd really like to know so I can either favorite you as 'Subby with a Hobby' or 'Failmitter with no Life'.


'Actually cares about online stats' should be sufficiently insulting.

//wow what a loser
 
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