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(Washington Post)   The backlash against gluten free dieting has begun as people who claim to be Celiac are told to eat a pizza once in a while   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 68
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2014-07-08 08:18:48 AM  
11 votes:

Cold_Sassy: I eat pizza all the time.  It is my favorite food.  Of course, I have never claimed I had Celiac disease.  Why is spellchecker tagging Celiac as a typo?


Because this is AMERICA, we use fahrenheit instead.
2014-07-08 09:02:28 AM  
10 votes:
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2014-07-08 08:52:32 AM  
6 votes:

ebenbane: I actually hate gluten free fad dieters. They make me seethe with a deep rage.


Me too! Whenever I hear someone say they don't eat glutens, I puff out my chest, walk up to them and proudly proclaim that I am going to kill & eat TWO glutens to make up for the glutens that they don't eat!

Pussys.
2014-07-08 07:40:20 AM  
5 votes:

Cold_Sassy: Why is spellchecker tagging Celiac as a typo?


Because it's not a real disease...
2014-07-08 03:04:30 AM  
5 votes:
I have a friend on facebook that constantly shares gluten-free recipes for rubbish food, like cookies and cupcakes with a note saying she's going to make them that day and then eventually follows up saying how great they were and that her kids loved them,etc. Later on she'll lament that she is having so many issues losing weight and can't understand why.

After trying to explain to her that she is eating a lot of rubbish, she'll retort that gluten free cookies are much more healthier than regular cookies, so it can't possibly be the reason.

Some people...
2014-07-08 08:03:28 AM  
4 votes:

Headso: it's  odd how many people on fark.com have never met anyone with an actual food allergy and only know people who are faking it, you guys hang out with some weird mofos


I don't know anyone with a food allergy or anyone that's faking one. The only thing I'm allergic to is cats. So I just cut those out my diet.
2014-07-08 07:31:59 AM  
4 votes:
fark these people. I hope they die. I hope there's some kind of famine, and the only thing to eat is a bag of wheat that you get from the government like once per year. (whiny voice) "Uh, excuse me, do you have something gluten free?" Yeah, dirt. Eat farking dirt, you gluten freetard.

I'm farking sick that 99.9% of the people have to cater to the whims of retarded farking minorities. You're allergic to peanuts? I don't give a shiat. It's your own farking business. Grow and cook all your own food then.
2014-07-08 07:17:34 AM  
4 votes:
Fact: labeling something 'gluten free' removes 95% of any potential deliciousness.
2014-07-08 01:30:48 PM  
3 votes:
I have diagnosed IBS and I have to say I do feel for people who truly have digestive issues.  It is horrible and embarrassing.  A long long time ago in a galaxy far away, I went on a date with this nice guy.  It was our third date I think.  We had stuffed crust pizza which was a new thing at the time.  (I had an onion on my belt.)    After we got to his apartment, I was horrified to realize:  1.   my GI tract did not like fact I had just ingested so much cheese,  2.   his bathroom had no windows or air freshener, and  3.   the walls were very very thin.  It was absolutely mortifying. I mean honestly I think  the fart concert  rendered him speechless for like five minutes while all I could is apologize profusely and feel bad because he was going to have to repaint his bathroom.  (God, undigested cheese stinks to holy hell.)     Honestly, I can't believe he later married me.
2014-07-08 12:11:41 PM  
3 votes:
There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

Quinn's ashes set on our piano as a reminder of how deadly of a disease this is. And shame on you for not being more concerned with that.
2014-07-08 09:27:48 AM  
3 votes:

Fibro: frankmanhog: Hanson Cheng doesn't pay much attention to the gluten-free haters. Feeling out of shape a couple of years ago, he joined a CrossFit training gym and went on the Paleo Diet, which consists of mostly meat and vegetables.

My eyes just rolled out of my skull.  Nice of them to close the article with an example of one of the problem idiots.

I don't get your post.  Are you jealous that this guy has the physical prowess to Crossfit and the discipline to eat a consistently clean diet, and you do not? Where's the hate coming from?

I Crossfit regularly and eat 85-90% paleo and life is good; definitely way better than before.

On the topic of gluten-free, I eat mostly gluten-free as it is just by nature of the paleo diet.  Just because you can put something in your body, digest, and expel it doesn't mean you should.


Q:  How do you tell if someone does Crossfit?

A:  Don't worry, they'll tell you.
2014-07-08 07:47:20 AM  
3 votes:

Muta: I think people like these special diets because it makes them stand out.  Everyone has to accommodate their needs so they get the trump card when selecting a restaurant.  It gives them power over the group.


I think you're right, it must be a power trip, but in the end I think it just boils down to this...

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2014-07-08 12:39:21 PM  
2 votes:

ongbok: Robo Beat: I've known exactly one person in my life who had celiac disease, back in college.  When the rest of us were cutting our binge-drinking teeth on watery Natty Light at keg parties, she would carry around her own personal bottle of tequila, or sometimes rum.  That girl was one hard-drinkin' Lincoln.

Last I heard, she's a nun.  Ironically, the sisters at her convent run a bakery that produces nothing but communion wafers, which are basically just pressed wheatpaste.

Talk about penance.


It turns into Jesus meat in your mouth and Jesus is gluten-free.
2014-07-08 09:58:04 AM  
2 votes:
If someone tells you they can't eat gluten, tell them there's a promising cure in having another person's feces implanted into their colon. If they look disgusted instead of elated, they don't have Celiac's, and you should bob them on the head with a baguette repeatedly.
2014-07-08 09:55:54 AM  
2 votes:
A friend of mine was complaining a while back that she thought she was becoming gluten sensitive because every time she ate some sort of bread product, she would get sick and throw up.

I made a joke saying "maybe you're just pregnant!" to which she did not think was very funny...

Turned out I was right... and she made a comment later that I suck at women...

I just shrug my shoulders...

I may not always be "right", but I'm never wrong!
2014-07-08 08:16:16 AM  
2 votes:

yeolcoatl: "Within minutes of eating it, my stomach felt really bad and got bloated and crashed my energy. It made me feel just really bad," says Cheng, 33.

If you're having a reaction before the gluten can even hit your intestine, yeah that's psychosomatic.


That boy needs therapy.
2014-07-08 08:13:03 AM  
2 votes:

seancakes: Hector Remarkable: It's not so much what people are eating, it's what is coming out of their ass and how fast it's coming out, and in what manner it's coming out. Of their ass. Very little mention in the article about asses, and how things come out of them, but this is a real reason many people change their diets.

You mean like gold pocketwatches?  Because I hear those are pretty uncomfortable to have in one's ass.


Hmmm, maybe these gluten intolerant people will buy ass-pocket watches to put up their asses to help them with things they are intolerant to from coming out of their asses in an unprescribed manner. i229.photobucket.com
2014-07-08 08:02:53 AM  
2 votes:
I've only ever met one person with celiac and from what I could see it is a truly miserable condition and people hopping on the no gluten bandwagon don't have the slightest idea about the condition they have adopted. Oh you feel bloated after a sandwich? That's nice but it isn't a mouthful of ulcers followed by raging diarrhea nice.
2014-07-08 07:56:51 AM  
2 votes:

Onkel Buck: If Someone Ever Tells You They Have A Gluten Allergy, Show Them This


My good friends 10 year old was diagnosed by an actual doctor with celiac.  They went to Fridays which has a large, prominent gluten free menu.  He was served a burger with a regular bun, ate half and then projectile vomited all over the place.
2014-07-08 07:54:30 AM  
2 votes:

Nuclear Monk: Fact: labeling something 'gluten free' removes 95% of any potential deliciousness.


So....most British cuisine is gluten-free?
2014-07-08 07:45:48 AM  
2 votes:

Hector Remarkable: It's not so much what people are eating, it's what is coming out of their ass and how fast it's coming out, and in what manner it's coming out. Of their ass. Very little mention in the article about asses, and how things come out of them, but this is a real reason many people change their diets.


You mean like gold pocketwatches?  Because I hear those are pretty uncomfortable to have in one's ass.
2014-07-08 07:43:26 AM  
2 votes:

Gaylord Fister: fark these people. I hope they die. I hope there's some kind of famine, and the only thing to eat is a bag of wheat that you get from the government like once per year. (whiny voice) "Uh, excuse me, do you have something gluten free?" Yeah, dirt. Eat farking dirt, you gluten freetard.

I'm farking sick that 99.9% of the people have to cater to the whims of retarded farking minorities. You're allergic to peanuts? I don't give a shiat. It's your own farking business. Grow and cook all your own food then.


You must not be that farking sick if you care about the .1%.
2014-07-08 07:32:02 AM  
2 votes:
Hanson Cheng doesn't pay much attention to the gluten-free haters. Feeling out of shape a couple of years ago, he joined a CrossFit training gym and went on the Paleo Diet


You could play "Terrible Pop Fad Bingo" with this guy, holy hell.
2014-07-08 07:31:09 AM  
2 votes:

ebenbane: I actually hate gluten free fad dieters. They make me seethe with a deep rage.


I have gluten intolerance and why any one would fad diet it is beyond me. feel free to slap them about.
2014-07-09 05:28:20 AM  
1 votes:

Lenny_da_Hog: But when the "WOW! GLUTEN FREE!" label is a two-color yellow-and-red star that takes up 1/3 of the front of the package, you can be pretty sure it's there for marketing. A crapload of products that never contained gluten have been getting these labels over the last year or two just to appeal to the trend.


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2014-07-08 02:16:15 PM  
1 votes:
varnigus:
I was kidding, but now that you mention it, it would be fun to try, not to mention educational for all. I am an experimentalist, after all...

Go ahead.  I can upper deck you with a special sauce that will make you rue the day you tested me.

/Pun intended.
2014-07-08 02:13:02 PM  
1 votes:
I became allergic to seafood because it's healthier to be allergic to seafood, and it helps me lose weight.
2014-07-08 01:53:58 PM  
1 votes:

tartcake: I have diagnosed IBS and I have to say I do feel for people who truly have digestive issues.  It is horrible and embarrassing.  A long long time ago in a galaxy far away, I went on a date with this nice guy.  It was our third date I think.  We had stuffed crust pizza which was a new thing at the time.  (I had an onion on my belt.)    After we got to his apartment, I was horrified to realize:  1.   my GI tract did not like fact I had just ingested so much cheese,  2.   his bathroom had no windows or air freshener, and  3.   the walls were very very thin.  It was absolutely mortifying. I mean honestly I think  the fart concert  rendered him speechless for like five minutes while all I could is apologize profusely and feel bad because he was going to have to repaint his bathroom.  (God, undigested cheese stinks to holy hell.)     Honestly, I can't believe he later married me.


Look, it was a third date.  He would have put up with a lot worse if it was otherwise going to go the way that most good third dates go.  I mean, he's a guy and all.
2014-07-08 01:53:46 PM  
1 votes:

Robo Beat: Maybe he's into that sort of thing.



Robo Beat: tartcake:    Honestly, I can't believe he later married me.



his own fart concerts amuse him very much.    mine, not so much.
2014-07-08 01:41:35 PM  
1 votes:

Egoy3k: Why is everybody so invested in what other people eat.  If they have highly restricted diets then they need to understand that accommodating them will be difficult for others and have some patience with them. Likewise everybody else needs to relax about what other people are eating because it's none of our business what goes into someone else's mouth.


I'm a chef, it's exactly my business what goes into someone else's mouth.
2014-07-08 01:39:54 PM  
1 votes:

tartcake: I have diagnosed IBS and I have to say I do feel for people who truly have digestive issues.  It is horrible and embarrassing.  A long long time ago in a galaxy far away, I went on a date with this nice guy.  It was our third date I think.  We had stuffed crust pizza which was a new thing at the time.  (I had an onion on my belt.)    After we got to his apartment, I was horrified to realize:  1.   my GI tract did not like fact I had just ingested so much cheese,  2.   his bathroom had no windows or air freshener, and  3.   the walls were very very thin.  It was absolutely mortifying. I mean honestly I think  the fart concert  rendered him speechless for like five minutes while all I could is apologize profusely and feel bad because he was going to have to repaint his bathroom.  (God, undigested cheese stinks to holy hell.)     Honestly, I can't believe he later married me.


Maybe he's into that sort of thing.
2014-07-08 01:00:40 PM  
1 votes:
oh boy! I love these diet bashing threads, where everybody on Fark has a double PhD in Nutrition and Biology
2014-07-08 12:35:01 PM  
1 votes:

Robo Beat: I've known exactly one person in my life who had celiac disease, back in college.  When the rest of us were cutting our binge-drinking teeth on watery Natty Light at keg parties, she would carry around her own personal bottle of tequila, or sometimes rum.  That girl was one hard-drinkin' Lincoln.

Last I heard, she's a nun.  Ironically, the sisters at her convent run a bakery that produces nothing but communion wafers, which are basically just pressed wheatpaste.


Talk about penance.
2014-07-08 12:32:18 PM  
1 votes:
I've known exactly one person in my life who had celiac disease, back in college.  When the rest of us were cutting our binge-drinking teeth on watery Natty Light at keg parties, she would carry around her own personal bottle of tequila, or sometimes rum.  That girl was one hard-drinkin' Lincoln.

Last I heard, she's a nun.  Ironically, the sisters at her convent run a bakery that produces nothing but communion wafers, which are basically just pressed wheatpaste.
2014-07-08 11:22:36 AM  
1 votes:

rev. dave: FTFA, "In the '50s, everyone had ulcers," he says. "Then, it was back problems. Now, it's gluten."

Well people still have stomach problems now known as GERD, and back problems never went away, just fewer surgeries and fewer bad backs from less manual labor.   Bad examples.
A few people don't eat gluten, most are trying to find out if they have food allergies or intolerance.
I just say low-carb since that is generally accepted as a way to stop being fat.


In fairness, my mom's ulcer back in 1987 turned out to be my 3rd little sister.  (By the time she admitted the possibility she was so far along the pregnancy test turned blue in under 10 seconds)
2014-07-08 11:21:27 AM  
1 votes:
Since I was a child I've tended to avoid hamburger and hot dog buns, moreso hamburger because in non-fast food restaurants they tend to be humongous and I'd like to actually, you know, taste the burger and toppings and not a crapload of bread.  In recent times, particularly eating out around my hipsterish neighborhood, it never fails that when I ask for a burger without the bun, the first thing the perky tattooed server comes out with is "oh, we have a gluten-free bun!"  If I say no, I just don't want a bun, the second thing that comes out is "are you doing paleo?  We can wrap the burger in lettuce for you!"  Apparently I was trendy before my time ...
hej [TotalFark]
2014-07-08 10:52:54 AM  
1 votes:

China White Tea: Egoy3k: Why is everybody so invested in what other people eat

Because idiots adhering to nonsensical fad diets are physically incapable of shutting the fark up about their new diet-slash-magic-health-bullet.  Ideally, I would never have to hear about this UH-MAZING! gluten-free diet from someone who has never even heard of celiac, but we don't live in that world, so the consolation prize is mocking them for their idiocy.


Interestingly, if this thread is any indication, it's the people who aren't participating in whatever "fad diet" that are idiots incapable of shutting the fark up about their irrational-hate-for-what-other-people-eat.
2014-07-08 10:51:04 AM  
1 votes:
Anyone else read that as "Celtic"? The capital "C" threw me.

/*reads....why would the Irish need to eat a pizza?
2014-07-08 10:34:09 AM  
1 votes:

CeroX: So they process the shiat out of if, make it into small particles, ad some flour and some other shiat to turn it into a paste that they can put into a form before they cook it, then after they can stick it in a machine to slice and package.


At which point, it is no longer chicken, but a bread pudding with poultry product in it.

Bleah.
2014-07-08 10:30:19 AM  
1 votes:

CeroX: It's probably not that hard for them to find a corn substitute as a binder.


Don't get your hopes up, I am sure they'll replace the flour with a petroleum based binder.
2014-07-08 10:25:26 AM  
1 votes:
These gluten intolerance people are glutenist! Where is the outrage? Why hasn't someone been chastised and lost their jobs over their intolerance of gluten?

This should make the glutenists' blood boil.
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2014-07-08 10:06:15 AM  
1 votes:

czetie: I used to think I was lactose intolerant, but it turned out I'm intolerant of pretty much everything.


Me too, but really, I just like to fart loudly.

*lifts leg and leans*
2014-07-08 10:01:32 AM  
1 votes:

thisdaydreamer: nunyadang: I still think you are fat

Does my being overweight make you feel better? Fine. I'm fat. Go to town with that.

Now go to bed and let the adults talk.


Do you as a fat person hate all skinny people and dieters, or just the gluties?
2014-07-08 10:01:23 AM  
1 votes:
lol crossfit. Enjoy your kipping "pull ups" and back pain from doing way too many reps of complex lifts with shiatty form
2014-07-08 09:59:28 AM  
1 votes:
My ex-wife is a celiac.  She would get even a little bit of gluten she would be on the toilet for 4 hours in agony.  Some people will do anything for attention.
2014-07-08 09:55:22 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-07-08 09:42:34 AM  
1 votes:

Muta: Helicobacter pylori. It is well known that H. Pylori can cause ulcers, but researchers are finding that there is an increase in asthma where H. Pylori has been eradicated. There is also evidence that its eradication is related to increased obesity.


It's amazing how when it no longer hurts when you eat, that people will tend to eat more.
2014-07-08 09:31:59 AM  
1 votes:

thisdaydreamer: hej: nunyadang: hej: thisdaydreamer: I really want to smack a lot of the gluten-free-because-it's-like-healthy folks.

I really want to know how other people choosing  not to eat something is a problem for you.

Because he is a fat farker

Then I would think he'd be happy that there's more food left for him.

Aw. You guys are so cute. I knew you'd come along eventually.

Let me explain it to you. People with celiac disease have to severely restrict what they eat. People who hop on the gluten-is-evil bandwagon make everyone who truly has to avoid gluten look like a trendy dieter rather than a person with a serious illness, which convinces food companies and servers to ignore anyone looking for gluten-free food. Hence, folks with celiac are in more danger (and, yes, celiac disease can be deadly) while the trendy dieters get to keep thinking that they are ssssoooooo much healthier for dumping gluten.

There's also the arrogance of declaring your diet to be as important as someone who must restrict themselves or land in the hospital.

I am neither celiac nor gluten free. I just really hate what my friends are going through because of the latest nutritional fad.


I still think you are fat
2014-07-08 09:18:23 AM  
1 votes:

Fibro: frankmanhog: Hanson Cheng doesn't pay much attention to the gluten-free haters. Feeling out of shape a couple of years ago, he joined a CrossFit training gym and went on the Paleo Diet, which consists of mostly meat and vegetables.

My eyes just rolled out of my skull.  Nice of them to close the article with an example of one of the problem idiots.

I don't get your post.  Are you jealous that this guy has the physical prowess to Crossfit and the discipline to eat a consistently clean diet, and you do not? Where's the hate coming from?

I Crossfit regularly and eat 85-90% paleo and life is good; definitely way better than before.

On the topic of gluten-free, I eat mostly gluten-free as it is just by nature of the paleo diet.  Just because you can put something in your body, digest, and expel it doesn't mean you should.


It`s the hypocritical way the guy basically said `your fad diet is wrong but my fad diet is right`.

To people not on a fad diet there isn`t much difference between no gluten, paleo, atkins or any of the fad diets.

It could be argued that your health benefits are probably coming more from doing regular exercise than your diet. You could be on pretty much any healthy diet that is not extreme, do exercise and feel the best you ever have.

That was my experience anyway, the exercise made me feel good and as a result I desired different foods but the different food desires were as a result of the exercise and feeling good, not the other way around.
2014-07-08 09:17:22 AM  
1 votes:

Egoy3k: Why is everybody so invested in what other people eat.  If they have highly restricted diets then they need to understand that accommodating them will be difficult for others and have some patience with them. Likewise everybody else needs to relax about what other people are eating because it's none of our business what goes into someone else's mouth.


Because it is a chance to show quasi-intellectual (and therefore moral) superiority.
2014-07-08 09:14:30 AM  
1 votes:
TyrantII:

... egg white ...

(with low fat cheese)


Stopped reading right there.

/real food or gtfo
2014-07-08 09:01:02 AM  
1 votes:
my weener is gluten free, however my balls are not. so fear not folks, I've got something for everyone.  bon appetit.  unless of course you have nut allergies :\
2014-07-08 08:48:42 AM  
1 votes:

hej: thisdaydreamer: I really want to smack a lot of the gluten-free-because-it's-like-healthy folks.

I really want to know how other people choosing  not to eat something is a problem for you.


Because he is a fat farker
2014-07-08 08:38:48 AM  
1 votes:

vudukungfu: HeartBurnKid: Or did you really think that "roast beef" you were buying was 100% beef?

I watched him slice it off the top round.
Cooked on premises.

I'm a bit picky.
that's why I'm single


So where was the "gluten free" label?  Was it on the butcher's smock?
2014-07-08 08:14:37 AM  
1 votes:

Gaylord Fister: fark these people. I hope they die. I hope there's some kind of famine, and the only thing to eat is a bag of wheat that you get from the government like once per year. (whiny voice) "Uh, excuse me, do you have something gluten free?" Yeah, dirt. Eat farking dirt, you gluten freetard.

I'm farking sick that 99.9% of the people have to cater to the whims of retarded farking minorities. You're allergic to peanuts? I don't give a shiat. It's your own farking business. Grow and cook all your own food then.


LETS ROLL SOME COAL FARK YEAH
2014-07-08 08:02:59 AM  
1 votes:

MindStalker: FTA: Jessie Dankos, a 24-year-old grant-management consultant who lives in Arlington, Va., felt bad for a woman she recently met at a wedding who has such a severe reaction to gluten that she has to check the labels on her shampoo to make sure that it doesn't contain traces of the substance.

What? That's not Celiac's which is an inability to digest gluton, either that's a severe allergic reaction to gluton, or this woman is crazy, I'm voting the later.


Maybe she likes to drink her shampoo?
2014-07-08 08:02:29 AM  
1 votes:

ebenbane: I actually hate gluten free fad dieters. They make me seethe with a deep rage.


You sound fat. Fat and angry.
2014-07-08 08:00:20 AM  
1 votes:
it's  odd how many people on fark.com have never met anyone with an actual food allergy and only know people who are faking it, you guys hang out with some weird mofos
2014-07-08 07:59:59 AM  
1 votes:

dready zim: My friend brought his GF round. Either she will die soon or is hypochondriac. She is vegetarian and gluten free and a complete pain in the ass.


Hahaha
2014-07-08 07:58:04 AM  
1 votes:
I want my apples loaded with gluten. I mean injected like a whole pig on one of those BBQ shows do with apple juice, loaded with gluten. Then baked. It would be like an apple shaped apple pie. Add in a little brown sugar dusting and BAM! Someone could make a fortune doing that.
2014-07-08 07:56:40 AM  
1 votes:

vudukungfu: I was just picking up lunch-meat for my sammiches in the store.
Ham, Turkey, roast beef, all labeled Gluten free.
Really?


Yeah, really.  You'd be surprised how many lunchmeats have fillers, and how many of those fillers are wheat based.

Or did you really think that "roast beef" you were buying was 100% beef?
2014-07-08 07:53:14 AM  
1 votes:
Would you believe there's gluten-free dog food? That's the new fad down at my pet-food store, all the bags of  the expensive dog food have "GLUTEN-FREE!!!" added to the labeling. Since when do dogs have celiac disease?
2014-07-08 07:51:06 AM  
1 votes:
I used to think I was lactose intolerant, but it turned out I'm intolerant of pretty much everything.
2014-07-08 07:39:17 AM  
1 votes:
I was just picking up lunch-meat for my sammiches in the store.
Ham, Turkey, roast beef, all labeled Gluten free.
Really?

What's next?
Fructose intolerance?

Nation of pussies.
If you have a dietary issue that is real and proven, that's one thing, but when the nation turns on whims, fads, and made up BS like a religion, then you see crap like labeling apples "Gluten Free" as marketing gimmicks.

And that's why we can't have nice things.
2014-07-08 07:37:32 AM  
1 votes:

Gaylord Fister: fark these people. I hope they die. I hope there's some kind of famine, and the only thing to eat is a bag of wheat that you get from the government like once per year. (whiny voice) "Uh, excuse me, do you have something gluten free?" Yeah, dirt. Eat farking dirt, you gluten freetard.

I'm farking sick that 99.9% of the people have to cater to the whims of retarded farking minorities. You're allergic to peanuts? I don't give a shiat. It's your own farking business. Grow and cook all your own food then.


You do know that the people with the actual legitimate problem that goes with needing gluten free food will quite probably die if they ingest too much gluten, right?
2014-07-08 07:35:06 AM  
1 votes:
It's not so much what people are eating, it's what is coming out of their ass and how fast it's coming out, and in what manner it's coming out. Of their ass. Very little mention in the article about asses, and how things come out of them, but this is a real reason many people change their diets.
2014-07-08 07:32:28 AM  
1 votes:
"Within minutes of eating it, my stomach felt really bad and got bloated and crashed my energy. It made me feel just really bad," says Cheng, 33.

If you're having a reaction before the gluten can even hit your intestine, yeah that's psychosomatic.
2014-07-08 07:30:09 AM  
1 votes:

Nuclear Monk: Fact: labeling something 'gluten free' removes 95% of any potential deliciousness.


You've never had my mother in law's flourless chocolate cake.

It is so good that I have to actively curb myself from eating an entire cake in one sitting because A> that
would make me feel like the fat pig I am and I don't like that feeling and B> deprive my legitimately
diagnosed Celiac niece from one of life's truly great pleasures.
 
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