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(Popular Science)   Navy convinced that the sound of ships may attract unwanted attention, probably from women   (popsci.com) divider line 21
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2014-07-08 04:05:38 AM
"Sea Squirts"

Hehehe
 
2014-07-08 10:03:10 AM
Sailors and Marines are the butts of so many, many jokes.

You would think they were first cousins from Tennessee.
 
2014-07-08 10:03:22 AM

Czechzican: "Sea Squirts"

Hehehe


They sound adorable. Let them stay on the ships, mean Navy.
 
2014-07-08 10:40:25 AM

AirForceVet: Sailors and Marines are the butts of so many, many jokes.

You would think they were first cousins from Tennessee.


I think the Navy refers to the Marines as "our dim-witted cousins".
 
2014-07-08 10:43:10 AM

Czechzican: "Sea Squirts"

Hehehe


I thought that's what you got traveling on a Carnival Cruse ship.
 
2014-07-08 10:47:32 AM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: AirForceVet: Sailors and Marines are the butts of so many, many jokes.

You would think they were first cousins from Tennessee.

I think the Navy refers to the Marines as "our dim-witted cousins".


My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment
 
2014-07-08 11:22:15 AM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: AirForceVet: Sailors and Marines are the butts of so many, many jokes.

You would think they were first cousins from Tennessee.

I think the Navy refers to the Marines as "our dim-witted cousins".


I often heard them referred to as "Trees.". Because trees belong on ships...
 
2014-07-08 11:38:15 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-08 11:55:25 AM

Gary-L: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: AirForceVet: Sailors and Marines are the butts of so many, many jokes.

You would think they were first cousins from Tennessee.

I think the Navy refers to the Marines as "our dim-witted cousins".

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment


Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Expected
 
2014-07-08 12:05:11 PM

RottNDude: Gary-L: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: AirForceVet: Sailors and Marines are the butts of so many, many jokes.

You would think they were first cousins from Tennessee.

I think the Navy refers to the Marines as "our dim-witted cousins".

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Expected


Uncle
Sam's
Misguided
Children

/Spent four months in school at Quantico
//A squid with the Marines
///A squid is a higher form of Marine life!
////Had an absolute blast with the jarheads
 
2014-07-08 12:13:14 PM
Hey Sailor...
 
2014-07-08 12:20:29 PM

Gary-L: RottNDude: Gary-L: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: AirForceVet: Sailors and Marines are the butts of so many, many jokes.

You would think they were first cousins from Tennessee.

I think the Navy refers to the Marines as "our dim-witted cousins".

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Expected

Uncle
Sam's
Misguided
Children

/Spent four months in school at Quantico
//A squid with the Marines
///A squid is a higher form of Marine life!
////Had an absolute blast with the jarheads


I once saw a t-shirt that said "The Marines have a few good men:  Navy Corpsmen"
 
2014-07-08 02:01:32 PM

AirForceVet: Sailors and Marines are the butts of so many, many jokes.

You would think they were first cousins from Tennessee.


Why do they stations Marines on ships?

So the Navy has someone to dance with.

Also FTA: Many groups are working on coatings for ship hulls that discourage hangers-on,

The Royal Navy figured this out in the 19th century
 
2014-07-08 02:02:25 PM
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-08 02:03:20 PM
oblig:

www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-08 02:06:17 PM
I think Fark and simulposts don't mix.
 
2014-07-08 02:31:32 PM

Ambitwistor: I think Fark and simulposts don't mix.


// shaking fist...
/// great minds...
//// mine's bigger...
et al.
 
2014-07-08 02:45:52 PM
All2morrowsparTs:
Why do they stations Marines on ships?

So the Navy has someone to dance with.


The varient I heard was:

Why does the Navy keep Marines onboard their ships?

... Long Pause ...

Because sheep are too obvious.

//veal/week/goodnight
 
2014-07-08 03:14:22 PM
The Fremen have figured out how to not attract Shai-Halud.  #MuchDirerConsequences
 
2014-07-08 03:36:20 PM

fst_creeper: All2morrowsparTs:
Why do they stations Marines on ships?

So the Navy has someone to dance with.

The varient I heard was:

Why does the Navy keep Marines onboard their ships?

... Long Pause ...

Because sheep are too obvious.

//veal/week/goodnight


Yah we had a lot of inter service rivalry jokes when I was in the service.

On a joint base a mortar attack is in progress and some one screams "in-coming"

The soldier screams "duck!"
The airman screams "what?! Where?!"
The marine screams "I got it! I got it!"
The sailor screams bent over "I got it! I go it!"

We were very childish and stupid at 18.
 
2014-07-08 03:45:54 PM

All2morrowsparTs: We were very childish and stupid at 18.


18 hell, I still enjoy them now.  You can tell a lot about a vet if they can laugh off the jokes.

Uncle Sam Ain't Released My Ass.

Yes My Retarded Ass Signed Up.
 
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