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(Vox)   Voxsplaining why Michael Bay is simultaneously a troll and a master global economist   (vox.com) divider line 19
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2014-07-09 08:53:04 AM
I don't know what "voxsplaining" is supposed to be, but knock it the fark off.
 
2014-07-09 08:55:31 AM
They could have left out the whole love story shiat
 
2014-07-09 09:03:35 AM
he makes an excellent point about how American companies made china a superpower just to get at their gigantic pool of (now having disposable income) consumers, all while sucking up to the chinese govt like a toothless whore named dyson.

Those red-white-and-blue bleeding, super-patriotic companies the nationialistic conservatives are always defending with constant calls of less regulation. Those ones.
 
2014-07-09 09:05:57 AM
Michael Bay, master economist?

I'm pretty sure you meant "anonymous studio executives and accountants". You know, the guys actually GETTING the money Hollywood makes.
 
2014-07-09 09:29:58 AM
Michael Bay is a genius with computers? Are they aware it's teams of VFX experts doing that work and all Bay does is go, "Can you make this more 'splody?"
 
2014-07-09 09:47:09 AM

Crudbucket: I don't know what "voxsplaining" is supposed to be, but knock it the fark off.

 
2014-07-09 10:02:15 AM

Crudbucket: I don't know what "voxsplaining" is supposed to be, but knock it the fark off.


Lucy...you got some 'splainin' to do.
 
2014-07-09 10:31:33 AM
If you look at China's miserable labor environment, they are 100-150 years behind us in labor standards and relationships, so it stands to reason their taste in movies may be a bit behind the curve too.
 
2014-07-09 10:51:11 AM
the fourth Transformers movie made by Michael Bay, and it's inarguably one of the four best Transformers movies Michael Bay has ever made

Huh?
 
2014-07-09 11:05:38 AM
Voxsplaining = an article.
 
2014-07-09 11:15:18 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: the fourth Transformers movie made by Michael Bay, and it's inarguably one of the four best Transformers movies Michael Bay has ever made

Huh?


Because of the "sometimes I just want to turn my brain off" crowd. Because there are just too many movies that require your brain to be on in theaters these days, apparently. And it's just too darn hard to follow some of those movies, with all the required brain exertion needed to watch them. Therefore Michael Bay is a godsend.
 
2014-07-09 11:17:50 AM
(fill in blank)splaining has to be the mostmind-numbing meme on the internet, and that's saying something.
 
2014-07-09 11:24:10 AM

DecemberNitro: Voxsplaining = an article.


Stop patronizing me with your condescending well formed sentences and paragraphs.    If you want to communicate with me, do it the way a respectful way ... in 140 characters or less.
 
2014-07-09 11:26:38 AM

InmanRoshi: (fill in blank)splaining has to be the mostmind-numbing meme on the internet, and that's saying something.


You can't explain something to me! You have a dick! You're sexist!
 
2014-07-09 11:35:06 AM

moothemagiccow: InmanRoshi: (fill in blank)splaining has to be the mostmind-numbing meme on the internet, and that's saying something.

You can't explain something to me! You have a dick! You're sexist!


Well, obviously most men across the board are so emotionally retarded. boorish and dimwitted that they can't convey  information in a way that doesn't involve sweeping gender preconceptions and condescension.   Specifically, white men over the age of 35 are prone to stereotyping.
 
2014-07-09 11:58:08 AM

MechaPyx: Crudbucket: I don't know what "voxsplaining" is supposed to be, but knock it the fark off.

Lucy...you got some 'splainin' to do.


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2014-07-09 12:01:23 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: the fourth Transformers movie made by Michael Bay, and it's inarguably one of the four best Transformers movies Michael Bay has ever made

Huh?


The joke is that, since Michael Bay has only made four Transformers movies, the new one has to be one of the four best he made by default.
 
2014-07-09 12:06:12 PM
On phone so can't link but there is a cracked.com article of similar nature that was posted today too. It was a lot more coherent.
 
2014-07-09 12:47:34 PM

Earthworm Jim Jones: On phone so can't link but there is a cracked.com article of similar nature that was posted today too. It was a lot more coherent.


4 Reasons Michael Bay is Secretly Saving the Human Race
 
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