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(WAAY TV)   Not news: Woman arrested. News: After attempting to steal beer from Wal-Mart. Fark: On a horse that wasn't hers. Bonus: NOT Florida   (waaytv.com) divider line 48
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2014-07-07 11:55:46 PM
No WAAY!
 
2014-07-08 02:11:43 AM
DEKALB COUNTY, Ala.

Close enough.
 
2014-07-08 02:17:45 AM
♪ Well, I've been to the walmart
On a horse with no name
It felt good to be with the insane♬
 
2014-07-08 02:20:33 AM

Czechzican: ♪ Well, I've been to the walmart
On a horse with no name
It felt good to be with the insane♬


shakes tiny fist. damn you.
 
2014-07-08 02:21:49 AM
Keystone Light

If you're going to steal you may as well go for the very best.
 
2014-07-08 02:25:29 AM

some_beer_drinker: Czechzican: ♪ Well, I've been to the walmart
On a horse with no name
It felt good to be with the insane♬

shakes tiny fist. damn you.


Na nAaa na nnanana naaaa naaa naaaaana!
 
2014-07-08 02:34:02 AM

Czechzican: some_beer_drinker: Czechzican: ♪ Well, I've been to the walmart
On a horse with no name
It felt good to be with the insane♬

shakes tiny fist. damn you.

Na nAaa na nnanana naaaa naaa naaaaana!


Warped minds think alike.  I was going to ask if the horse had a name.
 
2014-07-08 02:43:03 AM
Possession of a prohibited beverage?
 
2014-07-08 03:02:49 AM
Everybody in here showed up with the horse-with-no-name joke, right?
 
2014-07-08 03:18:35 AM
I image they'll be adding horse rustling and DUI to her list of charges shortly.

She'll need a good lawyer to keep her from being hanged for the rustling charge.
 
2014-07-08 03:24:33 AM

Czechzican: ♪ Well, I've been to the walmart
On a horse with no name
It felt good to be with the insane♬


Dammit!  I was going to ask if the horse had a name
 
2014-07-08 03:25:29 AM

Boo_Guy: I image they'll be adding horse rustling and DUI to her list of charges shortly.

She'll need a good lawyer to keep her from being hanged for the rustling charge.


the article says the owner declined to press charges
 
2014-07-08 03:32:04 AM

studebaker hoch: Everybody in here showed up with the horse-with-no-name joke, right?


Yes, yes, we confess.

 I was going to say that she rode through the desserts on a horse with no name.
 
2014-07-08 03:33:41 AM

Czechzican: Boo_Guy: I image they'll be adding horse rustling and DUI to her list of charges shortly.

She'll need a good lawyer to keep her from being hanged for the rustling charge.

the article says the owner declined to press charges


Aww I went and got my rope out for nothing.
 
2014-07-08 03:46:16 AM
Stolen beer is the best tasting beer.
 
2014-07-08 04:08:13 AM
Well to be fair the second line pretty much guarantees it wasn't Florida since horses try to constantly murder the elderly...

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-08 04:14:24 AM

jtown: Czechzican: some_beer_drinker: Czechzican: ♪ Well, I've been to the walmart
On a horse with no name
It felt good to be with the insane♬

shakes tiny fist. damn you.

Na nAaa na nnanana naaaa naaa naaaaana!

Warped minds think alike.  I was going to ask if the horse had a name.


That's what I was going to ask...  I see everything has been covered.
 
2014-07-08 05:49:29 AM
That woman obviously needs urgent help, like tonto.
I mean pronto.


/kemoWasabi!
 
2014-07-08 06:11:01 AM
Why the long face?
 
2014-07-08 06:25:57 AM
Harris said deputies and Fyffe police were called to a store at Hammonds Crossroads Saturday, where he said Saunders was being held with items she allegedly took from the store.

Not much gets by them.
 
2014-07-08 06:28:14 AM

Czechzican: ♪ Well, I've been to the walmart
On a horse with no name
It felt good to be with the insane♬


Damnit, you stole my joke.

*shakes tiny fist*

/well done
 
2014-07-08 07:38:23 AM
If it weren't for that horse, she would have never spent the night in jail...
 
2014-07-08 07:45:51 AM

Been caught stealing...

http://i.imgur.com/SWf277v.gif

 
2014-07-08 08:14:57 AM

AxL sANe: If it weren't for that horse, she would have never spent the night in jail...


I hope you were waving your hands about madly while thinking that.  ;-)
 
2014-07-08 08:24:13 AM
We Floridians do not appreciate it when others try to steal our act.
 
2014-07-08 08:27:25 AM

Czechzican: ♪ Well, I've been to the walmart
On a horse with no name
It felt good to be with the insane♬


There were gunts and moobs and sprogs and blings
There was tile and carts and things.
 
2014-07-08 08:30:56 AM
GTE
Grand Theft Equine
 
2014-07-08 09:10:24 AM
Somehow this is all Obama's fault.
 
2014-07-08 09:16:26 AM
Florida is a state of mind subby.
 
2014-07-08 09:39:03 AM
Part of an elaborate and expensive police sting in DeKalb County to catch drunk, photogenic women on stolen horses lifting cheap beer-substitutes from Wal*mart. A sober woman would notice the skateboard.

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-08 10:05:13 AM
Silly Subby. Why would you bring your own horse?
 
2014-07-08 10:05:35 AM
Why steal? She could have got a free one.
www.allmystery.de
 
2014-07-08 10:09:50 AM

Badafuco: jtown: Czechzican: some_beer_drinker: Czechzican: ♪ Well, I've been to the walmart
On a horse with no name
It felt good to be with the insane♬

shakes tiny fist. damn you.

Na nAaa na nnanana naaaa naaa naaaaana!

Warped minds think alike.  I was going to ask if the horse had a name.

That's what I was going to ask...  I see everything has been covered.


Uh, I was gonna go with "fark your getaway car, I've got a horse outside."
 
2014-07-08 10:25:57 AM
I see the 1970's is well represented at Fark.

No wonder Drew has been reduced to begging. All the young, cool kids flush with student loan cash are hanging out at Reddit.

/ wonders how much traffic has declined since the constant TF plugs
// which make me close my Fark tab every time I see one
/// remembers good ole days when I didn't have to blacklist Fark on Noscript
//// *heads off to imgur*
 
2014-07-08 10:29:47 AM

Diacetylmorphine: Possession of a prohibited beverage?


The horse isn't 21 yet.
 
2014-07-08 11:00:52 AM
TFA doesn't specifically say that she went to Wal-Mart, just that she had the Keystone Light tied up to the saddle in a Wal-Mart bag.

I don't fault you for the mistake, though, Subby. You might not be from the South and therefore may not be aware of how rednecks horde and reuse Wal-Mart bags for an endless variety of purposes.
 
2014-07-08 11:17:15 AM

kid_icarus: TFA doesn't specifically say that she went to Wal-Mart, just that she had the Keystone Light tied up to the saddle in a Wal-Mart bag.

I don't fault you for the mistake, though, Subby. You might not be from the South and therefore may not be aware of how rednecks horde and reuse Wal-Mart bags for an endless variety of purposes.


Redneck diapers?
 
2014-07-08 11:19:11 AM

kid_icarus: TFA doesn't specifically say that she went to Wal-Mart, just that she had the Keystone Light tied up to the saddle in a Wal-Mart bag.

I don't fault you for the mistake, though, Subby. You might not be from the South and therefore may not be aware of how rednecks horde and reuse Wal-Mart bags for an endless variety of purposes.


Doesn't everyone keep and reuse them?

Good for little trash bags they is, they is!
 
2014-07-08 11:32:26 AM
t1.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-08 11:35:37 AM

Cybernetic: We Floridians do not appreciate it when others try to steal our act.


No, no, don't be greedy.  Let the other news websites try to gather free page clicks like the Florida newspapers learned to 13 years ago.


/Go Rockledge Raiders
 
2014-07-08 12:22:08 PM
No dress, riding a horse, stealing, drinking? She looks awfully old for Rumspringa.

/putting the rum in rumspringa
 
2014-07-08 12:37:09 PM
Subby, you had me at "not Florida."
 
2014-07-08 01:28:34 PM
In Florida, horses steal YOU.
 
2014-07-08 02:41:21 PM

Boo_Guy: I image they'll be adding horse rustling and DUI to her list of charges shortly.



As I understand it bicycle is considered a "motorized vehicle" for the purposes of DUI laws, as the rider is the "motor". Same thing with a row boat, and Boating Under the Influence laws. But a horse is a sentient creature, and the rider is most definitely NOT the source of propulsion. Can they charge you with DUI if you're on a horse? Well, I guess they can charge you with anything they want, but would the DUI charge stick, in a court?
 
2014-07-08 03:03:38 PM

Czechzican: ♪ Well, I've been to the walmart
On a horse with no name
It felt good to be with the insane♬


Damn you... 1st thing that I thought of...
 
2014-07-08 03:09:10 PM

Czechzican: ♪ Well, I've been to the walmart
On a horse with no name
It felt good to be with the insane♬


At the Target... you can remember your name
'Cause at Wal-mart they're busy huffin' gas and propane...

La La... La... la la la la... la la la...  LA LA....
 
2014-07-08 03:53:29 PM

Boo_Guy: Czechzican: Boo_Guy: I image they'll be adding horse rustling and DUI to her list of charges shortly.

She'll need a good lawyer to keep her from being hanged for the rustling charge.

the article says the owner declined to press charges

Aww I went and got my rope out for nothing.


Nah, just wait.  Someone using salsa made in NYC will be along shortly.
 
2014-07-08 04:11:37 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Boo_Guy: I image they'll be adding horse rustling and DUI to her list of charges shortly.

As I understand it bicycle is considered a "motorized vehicle" for the purposes of DUI laws, as the rider is the "motor". Same thing with a row boat, and Boating Under the Influence laws. But a horse is a sentient creature, and the rider is most definitely NOT the source of propulsion. Can they charge you with DUI if you're on a horse? Well, I guess they can charge you with anything they want, but would the DUI charge stick, in a court?


This drunken woman in alabama in '07 got DUI on a horse;
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2007/04/04/alabama-woman-on-horseback-g et s-dui/

Some states have horses included for DUI,  but not all;
http://duiwise.com/dui-dwi-answers/can-you-get-a-dui-dwi-on-a-horse/
 
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