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(BBC-US)   British police arrest entire ward of mental hospital. Those taken into custody include three Napoleons, two Queen Victorias and all four Jesuses   (bbc.com) divider line 73
    More: Strange, Soss Moss, mental healths, Cheshire Police  
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2014-07-07 08:46:43 PM
If they find a Teddy Roosevelt, I get Bingo!
 
2014-07-07 08:55:49 PM
Bet I know where they'll be sentenced to.
 
2014-07-07 09:13:24 PM
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2014-07-07 09:19:58 PM
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2014-07-07 10:05:09 PM
It's Jesi
 
2014-07-07 10:44:32 PM
King of Hearts?
 
2014-07-07 10:55:00 PM
Supply Side Jesus?  I hope they got Supply Side Jesus, cause that guy's a prick.
 
2014-07-07 11:27:18 PM
There was a disturbance at the unit? I'm pretty sure they were all disturbed.
 
2014-07-08 12:09:38 AM
There was one guy claiming to be Roald Amundsen, but he may have just been bipolar...
 
2014-07-08 12:42:50 AM

Paris1127: There was one guy claiming to be Roald Amundsen, but he may have just been bipolar...


Dude, that's cold.
 
2014-07-08 12:44:02 AM
King Richard III ward reportedly still looking for a horse.
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2014-07-08 12:47:40 AM
Four men say they're Jesus? Three of them must be wrong.
 
2014-07-08 12:48:25 AM
 
2014-07-08 12:48:56 AM

BalugaJoe: King of Hearts?


Wow... haven't thought about that in years... I think have that on DVD... probably buried deep in the pile somewhere...
 
2014-07-08 12:49:56 AM
I wonder how they'll plead?
 
2014-07-08 12:50:02 AM
Do they have an 'Ethyl Merman'?
photos1.blogger.com

It can't be considered a "fully stocked" ward without at least 1 'Ethyl Merman'.
 
2014-07-08 12:56:59 AM

Uzzah: Four men say they're Jesus? Three of them must be wrong.


Much have a large lawn to need that many gardeners
 
2014-07-08 01:07:24 AM
What did you expect from the Wigs?
 
2014-07-08 01:08:52 AM
Christ...Where'd they get the Extra Jesus?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Christs_of_Ypsilanti
 
2014-07-08 01:09:57 AM

Duke_leto_Atredes: Uzzah: Four men say they're Jesus? Three of them must be wrong.

Much have a large lawn to need that many gardeners


I'm glad someone else made that joke.  Now I don't have to feel guilty.

/CSB: One of the good sushi chefs at a nearby local sushi place is named Jesus
//My ex decided that only people with black hair can be good sushi chefs
 
2014-07-08 01:12:23 AM

doomjesse: Christ...Where'd they get the Extra Jesus?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Christs_of_Ypsilanti


It's actually a really common name

www.ganymede.tv
 
2014-07-08 01:14:52 AM
 
2014-07-08 01:20:37 AM
That's nuts.
 
2014-07-08 01:22:09 AM
"Soss Moss" in "Netherley Alderley"? No wonder they're all mad.
 
2014-07-08 01:23:20 AM
At least there's no fainting-goat Atlas.
 
2014-07-08 01:24:10 AM
Came to see that the Dire Straits lyrics have been covered.
 
2014-07-08 01:26:53 AM
Jesuses? Jesi?
 
2014-07-08 01:37:02 AM
I'm probably going to end up in one of those places eventually. So sad
 
2014-07-08 01:41:16 AM
Do crazy people still think they're famous people?
 
2014-07-08 01:44:03 AM
Elvis and JFK got away? Typical
 
2014-07-08 01:46:01 AM
They drove off Irenicus.  So, they have that going for them.
 
2014-07-08 01:50:52 AM
I work nights in a psych hospital, so I'm getting a kick, etc.
/nobody who's claimed to be Jesus.
//the crazy isn't as entertaining most of the time.
 
2014-07-08 01:56:35 AM

grchunt: I work nights in a psych hospital, so I'm getting a kick, etc.
/nobody who's claimed to be Jesus.
//the crazy isn't as entertaining most of the time.


Worked briefly in an old folks home, with a psych floor.  For giggles we'd throw a door stop in the way of the "Door that must remained locked". Sadly, no Jesi there either.
 
2014-07-08 01:59:35 AM
I think if I decided to become a famous crazy persona, I'd choose something like a Caligula or Marquis De Sade. I wouldn't have to be necessarily crazy enough to do the cruel things, but I'd still have a steady stream of asylum/crazy groupie stank on my hang low.
 
2014-07-08 02:01:10 AM
Well we do have the guy that thinks he is the antichrist. And the other that claims to be a zombie or the good Mike Myers. Depends on the week. However we do appreciate him killing all the evil demons with his air AK 47. Then there is the one the owns the hospital. He promised us raises when we get out. And the one that has jewels and exotic cars at home. Which may or may not true as he really was a consultant for archeological digs and a published author. I have checked. Oh and I think there is one God and one Jesus and one Satan. When they get along with the anti Christ and the zombie demon.... Well we make sure that doesn't happen. Oh and I have been threatened with losing my job. By the junkie that maxed out on Thorazine because of his EPS. And....

/true story.
 
2014-07-08 02:13:17 AM
This is just crazy.
 
2014-07-08 02:17:58 AM

zerkalo: Elvis and JFK got away? Typical


They won't get too far, though.  JFK is thinking with sand, after all.
 
2014-07-08 02:22:00 AM
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"I'm the high-voltage Messiah, the electric Christ, the AC/DC god!"
 
2014-07-08 02:24:11 AM
It works mate! The fat one balances out the three skinny ones!
 
2014-07-08 02:54:47 AM

ZMugg: Do they have an 'Ethyl Merman'?
photos1.blogger.com


Leaving satisfied.

/gonna have the whole world on a plate
 
2014-07-08 02:59:42 AM

scruffy1: By the junkie that maxed out on Thorazine because of his EPS.


Did he threaten you while on the max dose of Thorazine?
 
2014-07-08 03:17:44 AM
Jesus is just alright...But I wonder..when they are together, are there just one set of footprints in the garden?
 
2014-07-08 03:28:09 AM

Mr. Shabooboo: are there just one set of footprints in the garden?


are there just one set of footprints
are there just one set of footprints
are there just one set of footprints

 
2014-07-08 04:36:33 AM
In other news, a FARK Party in Netherley Alderley was broken up by police late Saturday...
 
2014-07-08 05:11:17 AM

scruffy1: And the other that claims to be a zombie or the good Mike Myers.


Why not both?
 
2014-07-08 05:28:03 AM
Inmates causing mayhem in a mental asylum?

Amateurs.

gamingdead.com
 
2014-07-08 05:51:54 AM
i work midnights in a psych hospital... we have a woman who is pregnant with a litter of kittens fathered by Elvis Presley... a white man that thinks he is a black woman... but, the most violent population we get are the bath salt detoxers... wow.
 
2014-07-08 06:10:19 AM

JonnyBGoode: Inmates causing mayhem in a mental asylum?

Amateurs.

[gamingdead.com image 580x325]


ecx.images-amazon.com

Let's give some credit.
 
2014-07-08 06:18:37 AM

scruffy1: Well we do have the guy that thinks he is the antichrist. And the other that claims to be a zombie or the good Mike Myers. Depends on the week. However we do appreciate him killing all the evil demons with his air AK 47. Then there is the one the owns the hospital. He promised us raises when we get out. And the one that has jewels and exotic cars at home. Which may or may not true as he really was a consultant for archeological digs and a published author. I have checked. Oh and I think there is one God and one Jesus and one Satan. When they get along with the anti Christ and the zombie demon.... Well we make sure that doesn't happen. Oh and I have been threatened with losing my job. By the junkie that maxed out on Thorazine because of his EPS. And....

/true story.


The archeologist, does he have fainting spells?
Talking in different voices?
 
2014-07-08 06:43:18 AM

lindalouwho: Bet I know where they'll be sentenced to.


Bedlam?
 
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