Paris1127: There was one guy claiming to be Roald Amundsen, but he may have just been bipolar...
BalugaJoe: King of Hearts?
Uzzah: Four men say they're Jesus? Three of them must be wrong.
Duke_leto_Atredes: Uzzah: Four men say they're Jesus? Three of them must be wrong.Much have a large lawn to need that many gardeners
doomjesse: Christ...Where'd they get the Extra Jesus?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Christs_of_Ypsilanti
grchunt: I work nights in a psych hospital, so I'm getting a kick, etc./nobody who's claimed to be Jesus.//the crazy isn't as entertaining most of the time.
zerkalo: Elvis and JFK got away? Typical
ZMugg: Do they have an 'Ethyl Merman'?photos1.blogger.com
scruffy1: By the junkie that maxed out on Thorazine because of his EPS.
Mr. Shabooboo: are there just one set of footprints in the garden?
are there just one set of footprintsare there just one set of footprintsare there just one set of footprints
scruffy1: And the other that claims to be a zombie or the good Mike Myers.
JonnyBGoode: Inmates causing mayhem in a mental asylum?Amateurs.[gamingdead.com image 580x325]
scruffy1: Well we do have the guy that thinks he is the antichrist. And the other that claims to be a zombie or the good Mike Myers. Depends on the week. However we do appreciate him killing all the evil demons with his air AK 47. Then there is the one the owns the hospital. He promised us raises when we get out. And the one that has jewels and exotic cars at home. Which may or may not true as he really was a consultant for archeological digs and a published author. I have checked. Oh and I think there is one God and one Jesus and one Satan. When they get along with the anti Christ and the zombie demon.... Well we make sure that doesn't happen. Oh and I have been threatened with losing my job. By the junkie that maxed out on Thorazine because of his EPS. And..../true story.
lindalouwho: Bet I know where they'll be sentenced to.
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