Subaru GMs 660,000 cars, why the Triceratops needed Cialis, and porcupine wheelchairs: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/29 - 7/5
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Happy Monday, everybody!
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-06-29 to Sat 2014-07-05:
Man in Middle East crucified but found alive days later. No, not that guy
It took Triceratops a million years to get its horn. Don't wait that long; ask your doctor about Cialis
Finally, you can put that lipstick away, they have bred a cat that can't jump up on your kitchen counters
KY ruled legal for use in KY
I don't know why people are freaking out. I mean, it's not like he'll hit anything
Three-year-old girl says she saw Jesus after nearly drowning in pool. Jesus too busy appearing on toast to comment
Police searching for suspects who siphoned gas from a gas station. Perhaps they should start looking in 1982
Zoo builds paraplegic porcupine a wheelchair out of PVC pipe and duct tape. Cheap pricks
Motivational speaker's $5 million Connecticut mansion burns to the ground. He will now have to live in a van down by the river
Arizona State University offers female students extra credit for not shaving their armpits for a semester. Presumably for French class
After months of investigations, it only took one small tip in the end to arrest Jerry Sandusky
Former Missouri wide receiver Dorial Green-Beckham enrolling at OU for 2015 season and is expected to major in martial arts and hydroponic agriculture
Germany eliminates France. This is not a repeat from 1940, 1915, 1870, 1815...you get the drift
Archeologists find a pair of 4,000-year-old chariots in Georgia, conclude NASCAR older than thought
Happy 10th anniversary, Cassini. You don't look a sol over a third of a Cronian year old
IBM supercomputer proves you don't need taste buds, a mouth, or a soul to create a barbeque sauce recipe, something Kraft has known for decades
Laura Palmer's house is for sale. You may be able to get it on the cheap, because word has it that Bob is a motivated seller
Dave Coulier marries photographer Melissa Bring, who reportedly speaks eloquently and will have his baby
Styx and Foreigner tour buses catch fire. No injuries to band members due to recently installed ramps, chair lifts
Monica Lewinsky says "I was a virgin to humiliation." Well, technically
"Obama mocks Congress on the roads" which is only slightly different from when he mocks them at home, at Camp David, in Hawaii or in the Oval Office
According to Karl Rove, the Founders never imagined a president like Obama. Then again, they were used to letting the Vorta handle the messier aspects of governing
If you really need to call someone, 1-800-COLLECT is still in business. On second thought, it is probably cheaper to just buy an airline ticket to their house
Southwest Airlines begins international flights to Aruba, Jamaica, Bahamas, according to spokespersons Brian Wilson and Mike Love
Subaru GMs 660,000 cars
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