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(Fox 6 Birmingham)   Man: "I don't think you understand how big this is. I have a picture of it." Cop: "It was so much bigger in person"   (myfoxal.com) divider line 17
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2014-07-07 04:32:14 PM
6 votes:
"She had a baton, and she grabbed the other guy's baton. And she grabbed the snake by the head," Harris explained.


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2014-07-07 07:36:15 PM
5 votes:
www.edelweisspatterns.com

Toilet Snake, Toilet Snake.
Every morning you greet me.
2014-07-07 10:26:33 PM
3 votes:
"I have had it with these motherfarking snakes in this motherfarking drain!"
2014-07-07 09:39:58 PM
3 votes:
So I lifted up the lid, and saw there was a snake in there...ain't nobody got time for that!

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/I know, I know. One ticket, one way...
2014-07-07 07:16:07 PM
3 votes:
Man: "I don't think you understand how big this is. I have a picture of it." Cop: "It was so much bigger in person"

Thats what she said.
2014-07-08 02:19:42 PM
2 votes:
"I pulled the _____ back up and I said, wow!" Harris exclaimed.

"He said 'I don't think you understand how big this is.' I said OK. He said, 'I have a picture of it.' I said well by all means, let us see," said Hueytown police officer Alice Thompson. "It was so much bigger in person."

"She had a _____, and she grabbed the other guy's _____. And she grabbed the _____ by the head," Harris explained.

"I was holding it actually on the corners of the mouth where the mouth was actually open at the time. Which for me, that was actually the first time I'd ever seen _____ that were folded back in a _____," Thompson said.

All of this while Thompson's two male partners, as well as the construction workers, _____ in a corner and _____.

/Great story
2014-07-07 09:33:11 PM
2 votes:
I once came home to a baby rattlesnake in my garage. I thought it was a new toy for the kids until the tongue flicked out.
2014-07-07 07:15:54 PM
2 votes:
News:  Cop corrals a poisonous snake.
Fark: The hot blonde female cop handles the snake while her male colleagues cowered like little girls.
2014-07-07 07:13:13 PM
2 votes:

Dragonflew: "I was holding it actually on the corners of the mouth where the mouth was actually open at the time. Which for me, that was actually the first time I'd ever seen fangs that were folded back in a snake," Thompson said.

"That's exactly what happened actually," said Thompson, laughing.


I actually have an actual co-worker who actually talks like this.


Actually?
2014-07-08 01:58:53 AM
1 votes:

strangeluck: Bandito King: The One True TheDavid: netringer: News:  Cop corrals a poisonous snake.
Fark: The hot blonde female cop handles the snake while her male colleagues cowered like little girls.

It's hard to say bad things about that cop now. Dammit. If more police were like that it might unbias me.

Meh. She probably murdered someone the next day and covered it up.

What a way to be a buzzkill, man.


My work here is done!

/flies away
2014-07-08 01:04:58 AM
1 votes:

Bandito King: The One True TheDavid: netringer: News:  Cop corrals a poisonous snake.
Fark: The hot blonde female cop handles the snake while her male colleagues cowered like little girls.

It's hard to say bad things about that cop now. Dammit. If more police were like that it might unbias me.

Meh. She probably murdered someone the next day and covered it up.


What a way to be a buzzkill, man.
2014-07-08 12:30:24 AM
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: netringer: News:  Cop corrals a poisonous snake.
Fark: The hot blonde female cop handles the snake while her male colleagues cowered like little girls.

It's hard to say bad things about that cop now. Dammit. If more police were like that it might unbias me.


Meh. She probably murdered someone the next day and covered it up.
2014-07-07 10:25:09 PM
1 votes:
Did they try to flush it first? Seems like less fuss.
2014-07-07 09:41:07 PM
1 votes:

rainbowbutter: and good on her! yay, catch and release, whenever possible.


Yup. My solution would have been to burn the building down, then nuke it from orbit.
2014-07-07 09:37:47 PM
1 votes:

Unknown_Poltroon: Man: "I don't think you understand how big this is. I have a picture of it." Cop: "It was so much bigger smaller in person"


That's what she really said.
2014-07-07 08:41:09 PM
1 votes:
All of this while Thompson's two male partners, as well as the construction workers, huddled in a corner and watched.

OK all of you! Man cards, hand them in.
2014-07-07 07:27:53 PM
1 votes:
boredomtherapy.com

Toilet snake thread!
 
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