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(Fox 6 Birmingham)   Man: "I don't think you understand how big this is. I have a picture of it." Cop: "It was so much bigger in person"   (myfoxal.com) divider line 54
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2014-07-07 04:02:08 PM
Who calls the cops for a snake. You get a stick and a bucket.
 
2014-07-07 04:32:14 PM
"She had a baton, and she grabbed the other guy's baton. And she grabbed the snake by the head," Harris explained.


werewolf-news.com
 
2014-07-07 07:02:44 PM
"I was holding it actually on the corners of the mouth where the mouth was actually open at the time. Which for me, that was actually the first time I'd ever seen fangs that were folded back in a snake," Thompson said.

"That's exactly what happened actually," said Thompson, laughing.



I actually have an actual co-worker who actually talks like this.
 
2014-07-07 07:11:30 PM
Two Cops One Snake?

An Officer and a Bowlsnake?
 
2014-07-07 07:12:01 PM
What a bunch of farking pansies.  Reminds me of that really old episode of cops where that old woman goes into hysterics because she saw a snake.  "Oh, lawdy, don' lt it get me!"  Jazz hands in the air and spinning in circles because I guess that's how you keep the snakes off.
 
2014-07-07 07:13:13 PM

Dragonflew: "I was holding it actually on the corners of the mouth where the mouth was actually open at the time. Which for me, that was actually the first time I'd ever seen fangs that were folded back in a snake," Thompson said.

"That's exactly what happened actually," said Thompson, laughing.


I actually have an actual co-worker who actually talks like this.


Actually?
 
2014-07-07 07:13:46 PM

HighlanderRPI: Two Cops One Snake?

An Officer and a Bowlsnake?


This could have turned into some snake on woman toilet tentacle porn...

/I'll be in my bunk.
 
2014-07-07 07:15:54 PM
News:  Cop corrals a poisonous snake.
Fark: The hot blonde female cop handles the snake while her male colleagues cowered like little girls.
 
2014-07-07 07:16:07 PM
Man: "I don't think you understand how big this is. I have a picture of it." Cop: "It was so much bigger in person"

Thats what she said.
 
2014-07-07 07:18:50 PM

strangeluck: This could have turned into some snake on woman toilet tentacle porn...


www.freewebs.com
 
2014-07-07 07:24:07 PM
"He'd been dead."

Now I'm just confused...
 
2014-07-07 07:25:28 PM
csb

My favorite "guys acting like pansies" episode is from when I worked in an educational supply warehouse and we had a bit of a rodent problem.

So one of our "kits" had small hammers in them and a few of the guys saw a rat go into a box.

There were about five rough guys huddled around that box with hammers just waiting for that rat to make a run for it.  So the rat finally came out and everyone jumped like it was a snake going after them or something.  No one took a single swing at that rat, and I am sure I heard a girl like scream out of one them.

csb
 
2014-07-07 07:27:53 PM
boredomtherapy.com

Toilet snake thread!
 
2014-07-07 07:29:18 PM
Is this not a repeat? I swear I remember this from a year or two ago. Right down to the picture. Weird.
 
2014-07-07 07:30:49 PM
I usually call the local snake wrangler. He has his own parking spot outside my office.

:-(
 
2014-07-07 07:35:30 PM

ElPollotonto: "He'd been dead."

Now I'm just confused...


Poor use of contractions.
 
2014-07-07 07:36:15 PM
www.edelweisspatterns.com

Toilet Snake, Toilet Snake.
Every morning you greet me.
 
2014-07-07 07:41:24 PM

ElPollotonto: "He'd been dead."

Now I'm just confused...


You'll be careful. my friend has the death warrant in twelve systems
 
2014-07-07 07:48:31 PM

cannotsuggestaname: "She had a baton, and she grabbed the other guy's baton. And she grabbed the snake by the head," Harris explained.


[werewolf-news.com image 500x313]


yeah....who wrote this? a horny teenager? lulzy though
 
2014-07-07 07:48:58 PM
i236.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-07 07:50:14 PM

ElPollotonto: "He'd been dead."

Now I'm just confused...


jesus snake get resurrected.
 
2014-07-07 07:53:31 PM

hahaha - she's awesome
Those are nothing you want to fark around with!



/I should know
//caught and released a few myself
///not bare handed, though

farm8.staticflickr.com

farm6.staticflickr.com

farm5.staticflickr.com

farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2014-07-07 08:02:30 PM

netringer: News:  Cop corrals a poisonous snake.
Fark: The hot blonde female cop handles the snake while her male colleagues cowered like little girls.


It's hard to say bad things about that cop now. Dammit. If more police were like that it might unbias me.
 
2014-07-07 08:13:48 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-07 08:41:09 PM
All of this while Thompson's two male partners, as well as the construction workers, huddled in a corner and watched.

OK all of you! Man cards, hand them in.
 
2014-07-07 09:07:21 PM

hackhix: hahaha - she's awesome
Those are nothing you want to fark around with!

/I should know
//caught and released a few myself
///not bare handed, though

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 850x615]

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 850x901]

[farm5.staticflickr.com image 850x642]

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 850x637]


Removed a venomous Cottonmouth (aka Water Moccasin) from a toilet using 2 police batons?
Her new nickname should be, Officer BAD-ASS.
 
2014-07-07 09:33:11 PM
I once came home to a baby rattlesnake in my garage. I thought it was a new toy for the kids until the tongue flicked out.
 
2014-07-07 09:37:47 PM

Unknown_Poltroon: Man: "I don't think you understand how big this is. I have a picture of it." Cop: "It was so much bigger smaller in person"


That's what she really said.
 
2014-07-07 09:38:47 PM

Archimedes' Principal: Removed a venomous Cottonmouth (aka Water Moccasin) from a toilet using 2 police batons?
Her new nickname should be, Officer BAD-ASS.


and good on her!  yay, catch and release, whenever possible.
 
2014-07-07 09:39:58 PM
So I lifted up the lid, and saw there was a snake in there...ain't nobody got time for that!

wbrc.images.worldnow.com

/I know, I know. One ticket, one way...
 
2014-07-07 09:41:07 PM

rainbowbutter: and good on her! yay, catch and release, whenever possible.


Yup. My solution would have been to burn the building down, then nuke it from orbit.
 
2014-07-07 10:02:09 PM

rainbowbutter: Archimedes' Principal: Removed a venomous Cottonmouth (aka Water Moccasin) from a toilet using 2 police batons?
Her new nickname should be, Officer BAD-ASS.

and good on her!  yay, catch and release, whenever possible.


Level-headed behavior?  From a cop?  On Fark?  We must have entered some strange alternate dimension where we document good cops on the internet, not just the bad ones!  Seriously though, I second the "good on her" comment.  A lot of people would have killed it, and she proved that unnecessary.  :)
 
2014-07-07 10:03:33 PM

hackhix: hahaha - she's awesome
Those are nothing you want to fark around with!



/I should know
//caught and released a few myself
///not bare handed, though


That is one pissed off snake at the bottom.
 
2014-07-07 10:13:12 PM
Did someone have to suck the poison out?
 
2014-07-07 10:25:09 PM
Did they try to flush it first? Seems like less fuss.
 
2014-07-07 10:26:10 PM

olstyn: rainbowbutter: Archimedes' Principal: Removed a venomous Cottonmouth (aka Water Moccasin) from a toilet using 2 police batons?
Her new nickname should be, Officer BAD-ASS.

and good on her!  yay, catch and release, whenever possible.

Level-headed behavior?  From a cop?  On Fark?  We must have entered some strange alternate dimension where we document good cops on the internet, not just the bad ones!  Seriously though, I second the "good on her" comment.  A lot of people would have killed it, and she proved that unnecessary.  :)


Well clearly it wasn't as much a danger as a puppy minding is own business in its own backyard
 
2014-07-07 10:26:33 PM
"I have had it with these motherfarking snakes in this motherfarking drain!"
 
2014-07-07 10:38:03 PM
Why is the gender of the officer who removed the snake even mentioned?
 
2014-07-07 11:09:56 PM

Dragonflew: "I was holding it actually on the corners of the mouth where the mouth was actually open at the time. Which for me, that was actually the first time I'd ever seen fangs that were folded back in a snake," Thompson said.
"That's exactly what happened actually," said Thompson, laughing.
I actually have an actual co-worker who actually talks like this.


It's not me, is it? Actually I don't even know you.

olstyn: Level-headed behavior? From a cop? On Fark? We must have entered some strange alternate dimension where we document good cops on the internet, not just the bad ones! Seriously though, I second the "good on her" comment. A lot of people would have killed it, and she proved that unnecessary. :)


It's because she's a woman.
 
2014-07-07 11:58:36 PM

hackhix: hahaha - she's awesome
Those are nothing you want to fark around with!

/I should know
//caught and released a few myself
///not bare handed, though

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 850x615]

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 850x901]

[farm5.staticflickr.com image 850x642]

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 850x637]


Now I'm stocked up on images for my nightmare tonight -- thanks.
 
2014-07-08 12:07:20 AM

obamadidcoke: Why is the gender of the officer who removed the snake even mentioned?


Because she wasted valuable sammich-making time.
 
2014-07-08 12:28:44 AM
This cop is packing a python.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-08 12:30:24 AM

The One True TheDavid: netringer: News:  Cop corrals a poisonous snake.
Fark: The hot blonde female cop handles the snake while her male colleagues cowered like little girls.

It's hard to say bad things about that cop now. Dammit. If more police were like that it might unbias me.


Meh. She probably murdered someone the next day and covered it up.
 
2014-07-08 01:04:58 AM

Bandito King: The One True TheDavid: netringer: News:  Cop corrals a poisonous snake.
Fark: The hot blonde female cop handles the snake while her male colleagues cowered like little girls.

It's hard to say bad things about that cop now. Dammit. If more police were like that it might unbias me.

Meh. She probably murdered someone the next day and covered it up.


What a way to be a buzzkill, man.
 
2014-07-08 01:19:02 AM

Habeas Porpoise: Dragonflew: "I was holding it actually on the corners of the mouth where the mouth was actually open at the time. Which for me, that was actually the first time I'd ever seen fangs that were folded back in a snake," Thompson said.

"That's exactly what happened actually," said Thompson, laughing.


I actually have an actual co-worker who actually talks like this.

Actually?


Ha!

Literally.
 
2014-07-08 01:20:16 AM

Archimedes' Principal: hackhix: hahaha - she's awesome
Those are nothing you want to fark around with!

/I should know
//caught and released a few myself
///not bare handed, though

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 850x615]

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 850x901]

[farm5.staticflickr.com image 850x642]

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 850x637]

Removed a venomous Cottonmouth (aka Water Moccasin) from a toilet using 2 police batons?
Her new nickname should be, Officer BAD-ASS.


Released?!!!1!1

You mean you didn't burn those with napalm?!'?
 
2014-07-08 01:58:53 AM

strangeluck: Bandito King: The One True TheDavid: netringer: News:  Cop corrals a poisonous snake.
Fark: The hot blonde female cop handles the snake while her male colleagues cowered like little girls.

It's hard to say bad things about that cop now. Dammit. If more police were like that it might unbias me.

Meh. She probably murdered someone the next day and covered it up.

What a way to be a buzzkill, man.


My work here is done!

/flies away
 
2014-07-08 09:16:45 AM

obamadidcoke: Why is the gender of the officer who removed the snake even mentioned?


Why are you even mentioning that it was mentioned?
 
2014-07-08 09:39:54 AM
homebrewedtheology.com
 
2014-07-08 10:12:10 AM

cannotsuggestaname: "She had a baton, and she grabbed the other guy's baton. And she grabbed the snake by the head," Harris explained.


[werewolf-news.com image 500x313]


"It was so much bigger in person."
That is also sexual.
 
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