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2014-07-08 03:19:01 AM  
3 votes:
I like the one where the new Doctor's all shouty and his companion's all like "Wha-a-a-at??" and then the TARDIS is all like "fark it, I'm takin' y'all HERE!" and then there's like weird shiat and stuff, then the Doctor gets all "Omma fix this shiat!" and then they go somewhere else at the end.

/Spoilers are only spoilers if there is utterly irrelevant acting, cinematography and effects. To know what is going to happen is no impediment to enjoying a good show. Ref: Shakespeare.
2014-07-07 06:57:44 PM  
2 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: Stile4aly: iron de havilland: ManateeGag: Savage Belief: skinink: Was surprised how much the Doctor swears in these episodes.

And I can't wait for Clara's nude scenes.

if they start adding nude scenes, I won't mind if they bring back Rose.

Clara > Rose.

River > Everyone else.

bzzzzzt! Wrong. Martha>River>Rose>Amy>Donna as far as hotness with the new companions goes.


Don't make me shove a Janis thorn up your asses, kids.
2014-07-07 06:37:50 PM  
2 votes:

semiotix: skinink: Was surprised how much the Doctor swears in these episodes.

The scene where he tied that one guy to a chair and beat him with a wrench until he told what boat the cartel's next shipment was coming in on... that was a bit much.

It's one thing to use the sonic screwdriver as a de facto weapon; various Doctors have been brandishing it at Daleks for a long time now. But to have the Doctor hold it up to a beaten man and say, "If some coont can fark something up, that coont will pick the worst possible time to farking fark it up cause that coont's a coont." ...I don't know. It just seems a little too edgy.


FTFY.
2014-07-07 05:44:36 PM  
2 votes:

skinink: Was surprised how much the Doctor swears in these episodes.


The scene where he tied that one guy to a chair and beat him with a wrench until he told what boat the cartel's next shipment was coming in on... that was a bit much.

It's one thing to use the sonic screwdriver as a de facto weapon; various Doctors have been brandishing it at Daleks for a long time now. But to have the Doctor hold it up to a beaten man and say, "This is on setting 53, you piece of shiat. Do you know what setting 53 does? It farks you up the ass like you ain't never been farked before, you little maricón pansy. Now, I gotta tell you, no matter what you say, it's gonna happen regardless, Marquez. The only question is whether I let you enjoy it. NOW TALK!" ...I don't know. It just seems a little too edgy.
2014-07-07 05:33:24 PM  
2 votes:
Matt Smith and Jenna-Louise Coleman have technically already had several nude scenes, if any of you Farkers watched the latest Christmas special. :p
2014-07-07 05:29:39 PM  
2 votes:

skinink: Was surprised how much the Doctor swears in these episodes.


And I can't wait for Clara's nude scenes.
2014-07-07 05:26:58 PM  
2 votes:
Was surprised how much the Doctor swears in these episodes.
2014-07-07 06:21:17 PM  
1 votes:
Spoilers: the Doctor saves the day through plot contrivances and wit.
2014-07-07 05:54:27 PM  
1 votes:

semiotix: skinink: Was surprised how much the Doctor swears in these episodes.

The scene where he tied that one guy to a chair and beat him with a wrench until he told what boat the cartel's next shipment was coming in on... that was a bit much.

It's one thing to use the sonic screwdriver as a de facto weapon; various Doctors have been brandishing it at Daleks for a long time now. But to have the Doctor hold it up to a beaten man and say, "This is on setting 53, you piece of shiat. Do you know what setting 53 does? It farks you up the ass like you ain't never been farked before, you little maricón pansy. Now, I gotta tell you, no matter what you say, it's gonna happen regardless, Marquez. The only question is whether I let you enjoy it. NOW TALK!" ...I don't know. It just seems a little too edgy.


Sounds like

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2014-07-07 05:50:00 PM  
1 votes:
In May 2011, Moffat criticised those "who call themselves fans" who revealed crucial plot lines ahead of transmission."You can imagine how much I hate them," he told BBC Radio 5 live. "I wish they could go and be fans of something else."

Just WTF is it with recent Dr Who producers and their seething, almost homicidal hatred of their own farking fan base? "I wish you all neckbeards and fatties would each get cancer of the nutsack and die alone & screaming in a puddle of your own pus while nurses would rifle through your wallet! Now make sure to watch the season debut of our program and buy our merchandising!"
2014-07-07 05:44:23 PM  
1 votes:

phaseolus: Interesting. It looks like they're in the process of setting up U.S. theatrical simulcasts of the premiere, but the link doesn't appear to have any definite showtimes and locations quite yet.


Faaaaaaaaaahhhhccck... A damned cashgrab.
... that I gotta look into...
Thanks, phaseolus.
2014-07-07 05:30:39 PM  
1 votes:

Savage Belief: skinink: Was surprised how much the Doctor swears in these episodes.

And I can't wait for Clara's nude scenes.


if they start adding nude scenes, I won't mind if they bring back Rose.
2014-07-07 04:26:55 PM  
1 votes:
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