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(Uproxx)   Things got AWKward when Sam Jackson and Victoria Beckham sat next to each other at Wimbledon   (uproxx.com) divider line 80
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2014-07-07 11:09:25 AM  
Pfft.  That was nothing.

Now a meeting of Sam Jackson and Victoria Jackson would be fascinating.
 
2014-07-07 11:31:30 AM  
A picture from the event.

media.comicbookmovie.com
 
2014-07-07 11:46:48 AM  
Wow, a photo of them looking in different directions. Shocking.
 
2014-07-07 11:51:08 AM  
AWKward moment?  Sounds scripted.
 
2014-07-07 11:51:27 AM  
my eyeball first saw that as Sam Jackson and Victoria Jackson.  that would have been epic.
 
2014-07-07 12:08:37 PM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Wow, a photo of them looking in different directions. Shocking.


Yeah. SO AWWWWKWARD.

Diogenes: Pfft.  That was nothing.

Now a meeting of Sam Jackson and Victoria Jackson would be fascinating.


Yes.
 
2014-07-07 12:19:54 PM  
She probably didn't know what to say to Nick Fury
 
2014-07-07 12:31:22 PM  

Diogenes: Pfft.  That was nothing.

Now a meeting of Sam Jackson and Victoria Jackson would be fascinating.


That's how I read it at first, and was irrationally excited.
 
2014-07-07 01:10:51 PM  
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2014-07-07 01:21:55 PM  

Diogenes: Pfft.  That was nothing.

Now a meeting of Sam Jackson and Victoria Jackson would be fascinating.



Pretty much what I came to say.
 
2014-07-07 01:37:48 PM  

Sybarite: A picture from the event.

[media.comicbookmovie.com image 600x450]


I like Beckham's octopus belt.
 
2014-07-07 02:10:37 PM  
Samuel L. Jackson tends to yell when talking and Victoria Beckham is a low talker.  It's the perfect sitcom premise.

/ Say what one more time!!!!!!
 
2014-07-07 02:11:05 PM  
She looks like she was frying on a tab of blotter.
 
2014-07-07 02:28:08 PM  
She looks racist in that video. I'm boycotting the Spice Girls from now on.
 
2014-07-07 02:28:46 PM  
What's awkward is when a black guy shows up at Wimbledon and it isn't Arthur Ashe.  Nobody quite knows what to do.
 
2014-07-07 03:00:32 PM  

dittybopper: AWKward moment?  Sounds scripted.


Was it something she sed?
 
2014-07-07 03:01:27 PM  
You know what would've been great? Samuel L Jackson and Queen Victoria!
 
2014-07-07 03:05:23 PM  

unyon: What's awkward is when a black guy shows up at Wimbledon and it isn't Arthur Ashe.  Nobody quite knows what to do.


if Arthur Ashe showed up , that would be really awkward. He's dead.
 
2014-07-07 03:05:52 PM  
The picture doesn't do it justice, the Vine on the other hand makes it hilarious. Sam is like "WTF is Tennis?" and she's acting like she's a fan.
 
2014-07-07 03:05:56 PM  

Mark Ratner: She looks racist in that video. I'm boycotting the Spice Girls from now on.


You jest, but I'm pretty sure this would be enough to start a Twitter backlash.
 
2014-07-07 03:10:14 PM  
I'm 97% sure Victoria Beckham has never seen a black man before.

ONLY 97%?


god that is the most uncomfortable looking ofay kay I ever seen.
 
2014-07-07 03:12:42 PM  

ManateeGag: my eyeball first saw that as Sam Jackson and Victoria Jackson.  that would have been epic.


Same here.  Looks as if a lotta folks saw it this way.
 
2014-07-07 03:12:54 PM  
Watching the GIF, she's clearly getting someone's attention below and mouthing "help"
 
2014-07-07 03:15:00 PM  
She honestly looks like she farted....loudly...and Sam noticed, and she noticed that he noticed...and yet, she couldn't get up and leave.
 
2014-07-07 03:15:43 PM  

vudukungfu: Watching the GIF, she's clearly getting someone's attention below and mouthing "help"


It's not a doll GIF, it's a action figure VINE, dammit!
 
2014-07-07 03:15:55 PM  
It's only awkward because last time they saw each other he shouted "Oh, ginger SNAP!" As he skeeted across her face.
 
2014-07-07 03:18:02 PM  
Spice's on a Plane?
 
2014-07-07 03:19:49 PM  

dittybopper: AWKward moment?  Sounds scripted.


That's better than any joke I could have made.

/Seriously, have you ever tried working "grep" into a joke?
//It's not easy.
 
2014-07-07 03:22:30 PM  

Cybernetic: dittybopper: AWKward moment?  Sounds scripted.

That's better than any joke I could have made.

/Seriously, have you ever tried working "grep" into a joke?
//It's not easy.


I contributed my own Korny joke, but as usual no1curr.

/kicks dirt
 
2014-07-07 03:24:08 PM  
Why the fark do you keep looking at me, biatch?!!
 
2014-07-07 03:24:54 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: VINE,


what ever, I've been a dailerupper for decades,
it's a jiff.
 
2014-07-07 03:30:04 PM  
All the farks I give, let me show them to you.
 
2014-07-07 03:30:04 PM  

Cybernetic: dittybopper: AWKward moment?  Sounds scripted.

That's better than any joke I could have made.

/Seriously, have you ever tried working "grep" into a joke?
//It's not easy.


Sure it is:

sed 's/joke/grep/'
 
2014-07-07 03:38:55 PM  
He ordered a Sam Jackson beer and asked her if she wanted one. She was confused as she didn't know what it was.
 
2014-07-07 03:40:28 PM  
She thought he was Laurence Fishburne
 
2014-07-07 03:42:32 PM  
Isn't this the guy who's daughter is a porn star? Heck, an image conscious person like her would be foolish to hob nob with the likes of him.
 
2014-07-07 03:43:06 PM  

Diogenes: Pfft.  That was nothing.

Now a meeting of Sam Jackson and Victoria Jackson would be fascinating.


That's what I first thought the headline said.

/Leftover from earlier VJ thread
//Hopes it's all gone now
 
2014-07-07 03:43:30 PM  

ongbok: He ordered a Sam Jackson beer and asked her if she wanted one. She was confused as she didn't know what it was.


She just wanted him to stop yelling.
 
2014-07-07 03:45:09 PM  

robertus: ongbok: He ordered a Sam Jackson beer and asked her if she wanted one. She was confused as she didn't know what it was.

She just wanted him to stop yelling.


He's not yelling, that's just the way he talks.
 
2014-07-07 03:45:18 PM  

Bermuda59: She thought he was Laurence Fishburne


varmitydog: Isn't this the guy who's daughter is a porn star? Heck, an image conscious person like her would be foolish to hob nob with the likes of him.


Awesome.
 
2014-07-07 03:46:04 PM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Wow, a photo of them looking in different directions. Shocking.


Pretty much this. They must really be trying hard to find something to report.
 
2014-07-07 03:49:09 PM  
Yeah, well he'd freak me out without his eyepatch, too.
 
2014-07-07 03:57:58 PM  

ongbok: robertus: ongbok: He ordered a Sam Jackson beer and asked her if she wanted one. She was confused as she didn't know what it was.

She just wanted him to stop yelling.

He's not yelling, that's just the way he talks.


Haven't you ever seen his movies?
 
2014-07-07 03:58:59 PM  

Diogenes: Pfft.  That was nothing.

Now a meeting of Sam Jackson and Victoria Jackson would be fascinating.


My precisely first thought.  Came here to say just that.
 
2014-07-07 03:59:57 PM  
AWK You say?

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2014-07-07 04:00:11 PM  
He asked her if Marcelles looked like a biatch.
 
2014-07-07 04:05:51 PM  

ongbok: He asked her if Marcelles looked like a biatch.


I bet he asked her if she farted.
 
2014-07-07 04:06:54 PM  

ongbok: He asked her if Marcelles looked like a biatch.


I'm pretty sure if he started in on the Ezekiel 25:17 quote, she would have sh*t herself.
 
2014-07-07 04:07:28 PM  
I would lick Victoria Beckham's asshole raw.
 
2014-07-07 04:12:06 PM  
I read that as Stonewall Jackson and Victoria Principal.
 
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