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(Daily Star)   Police in rural Wales say 'sheep kidnapped by UFO' is becoming a frequent 999 call, followed closely by 'sheep returned by UFO'   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 37
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2014-07-07 12:01:09 PM  
"Don't believe the sheep! He's a f*ckin' liar!"
 
2014-07-07 01:04:39 PM  
Is 'UFO' code for Arkansas?
 
2014-07-07 01:20:22 PM  
Wait, I think I know this joke...

Then the farmer says to the sheep, "This is the pig I've been farking while you were away on the ufo."
 
2014-07-07 01:22:07 PM  
Inbetween was sheep molested by UFO
 
2014-07-07 01:23:39 PM  
Sheep:  Different planet, same probin'
 
2014-07-07 01:31:37 PM  
A Swede was walking down a street in Wales when he sees this sheep with its head stuck in a fence...
 
2014-07-07 01:35:02 PM  
In other news, there's a lonely man in rural Wales with the initials of UFO
 
2014-07-07 01:35:41 PM  
You'd think they'd call me Xorban, intergalactic explorer, but no, you kidnap one medium sized mammalian creature from a scientific expedition...
 
2014-07-07 01:53:13 PM  
I'm guessing 999 is the US equivalent of 911?

Or is that another hotline, just to call regarding UFO's?
 
2014-07-07 01:57:30 PM  
Baa Humpbug!
 
2014-07-07 02:00:19 PM  
UFO, of course, is the initials of Welsh farmer and notorious sheep molester Uwchmynydd Felingwmisaf Oxwich.
 
2014-07-07 02:05:23 PM  
In New Zealand, all the cute looking ewes are eloping with right eligible bachelors.
 
2014-07-07 02:06:32 PM  
Trying not to remember the Welsh for "anal probe" will drive you crazy.
 
2014-07-07 02:17:12 PM  

BitwiseShift: Trying not to remember the Welsh for "anal probe" will drive you crazy.


I think it's "llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch." It's easy to remember, since it's the sound you make when subjected to a violent anal probing.
 
2014-07-07 02:21:01 PM  
Sure, it starts with sheep

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2014-07-07 02:24:36 PM  
mayIFark:Or is that another hotline, just to call regarding UFO's?

Yes, but for only about sheep abductions.
 
2014-07-07 02:28:23 PM  

mayIFark: I'm guessing 999 is the US equivalent of 911?

Or is that another hotline, just to call regarding UFO's?


I'm pretty sure 911 is the US equivalent of 911...
 
2014-07-07 02:30:33 PM  
I'm glad the Daily Star logo is easy to recognize so I don't ever accidently click on one of their links.
 
2014-07-07 02:35:22 PM  

mordi: mayIFark: I'm guessing 999 is the US equivalent of 911?

Or is that another hotline, just to call regarding UFO's?

I'm pretty sure 911 is the US equivalent of 911...


w00t?
 
2014-07-07 02:37:10 PM  
This thread is Baaaaaaad.
 
2014-07-07 02:42:44 PM  
999 is 666 backwards
 
2014-07-07 03:02:59 PM  
Wake up sheeple!
 
2014-07-07 03:14:02 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: UFO, of course, is the initials of Welsh farmer and notorious sheep molester Uwchmynydd Felingwmisaf Oxwich.



Needs more Ls.
 
2014-07-07 03:14:23 PM  
OK, I chuckled at "EWE-FO."
 
2014-07-07 03:21:17 PM  

mayIFark: I'm guessing 999 is the US equivalent of 911?

Or is that another hotline, just to call regarding UFO's?


No, the emergency services telephone is 0118 999 881 999 119 725
 
2014-07-07 03:21:56 PM  
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2014-07-07 03:24:28 PM  

mayIFark: mordi: mayIFark: I'm guessing 999 is the US equivalent of 911?

Or is that another hotline, just to call regarding UFO's?

I'm pretty sure 911 is the US equivalent of 911...

w00t?


999 is the UK equivalent of 911.

/I thought being pedantic was supposed to be all about the fun
// Just seems like more work to me
///Found the documentary about the Welsh sheep-aliens
 
2014-07-07 03:26:01 PM  

give me doughnuts: Prank Call of Cthulhu: UFO, of course, is the initials of Welsh farmer and notorious sheep molester Uwchmynydd Felingwmisaf Oxwich.


Needs more Ls.


He's married to Llewellyn Llama
 
2014-07-07 03:36:41 PM  
The sheep were probably getting anally probed long before the aliens got a hold of them.
 
2014-07-07 03:56:12 PM  
Woolly thinking.
 
2014-07-07 03:56:33 PM  

BeerGraduate: 999 is 666 backwards


:-)
 
2014-07-07 04:22:48 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: BeerGraduate: 999 is 666 backwards

:-)


Oh, believe you me, I am
 
2014-07-07 05:13:15 PM  
At least Welsh UFOs don't mutilate the sheep before/after returning them. So that's nice.
 
2014-07-07 05:38:03 PM  

Gyrfalcon: At least Welsh UFOs don't mutilate the sheep before/after returning them. So that's nice.


That's because Welsh sheep put out on the first date.
 
2014-07-07 06:41:34 PM  

StrikitRich: Gyrfalcon: At least Welsh UFOs don't mutilate the sheep before/after returning them. So that's nice.

That's because Welsh sheep put out on the first date.


Conditioning will lead to that, or so I'm told by a grinning Welshman I know.
 
2014-07-07 09:27:25 PM  

BeerGraduate: 999 is 666 backwards


upsidedown
 
2014-07-08 01:08:33 PM  
I see we have done the sheep shagging jokes already.
 
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