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(Huffington Post)   "Why you should join a CSA" But I don't wanna join the Confederate States of America   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2014-07-07 11:56:44 AM  
7 votes:
THE SLAW SHALL RISE AGAIN!
2014-07-07 04:20:08 PM  
4 votes:

xanadian: THE SLAW SHALL RISE AGAIN!


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2014-07-07 07:00:53 PM  
2 votes:

RoxtarRyan: I'd rather join one that does 5 things: Meat, potatoes, garlic, and onions. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less. Maybe peppers, but that's it. I don't need pounds of kale, lettuce or tomatoes.


That was 4 things. 5 including peppers. Maybe I could have the CSA do basic math for me as well, that'd be neat.
2014-07-08 05:20:03 AM  
1 vote:
Not to threadjock, but I have a heckuva lot of acquaintances from the deep south. Most are knifemakers and tend to be rather old-fashioned conservative. Most common statement after a couple of drinks is "The War B'tween the States had nuthin ' t'do with Slavery!" closely followed by statements about the tens of thousands of black troops in the Southern army, etc. etc. And how the real bigots always lived in the North.
To which the question "Then what was all that crap with the Klan after the war about?" elicits several seconds of crickets chirping for a response, followed by one person saying apologetically "I think that was Larry's great-grandpappy. He wuz a mean drunk."
2014-07-07 11:16:27 PM  
1 vote:

yukichigai: We actually bought a second freezer for the garage just to store the excess.


I read that as 'exes'
As in, all my exes live in Texas
Good idea either way
2014-07-07 10:52:48 PM  
1 vote:

morg: CSA, which stands for community supported agriculture

Oh yeah, which community?
[i.imgur.com image 193x261]


You know, the ones that need an organizer.

i141.photobucket.com
2014-07-07 10:37:52 PM  
1 vote:
CSA, which stands for community supported agriculture

Oh yeah, which community?
i.imgur.com
2014-07-07 09:10:09 PM  
1 vote:
Beets.  Lots and lots of beets.  A river of beets.  An ocean of beets.  Every week, more beets.

I farking hate beets.
2014-07-07 07:07:35 PM  
1 vote:

Gonz: I absolutely love my CSA. I like knowing my farmers' names.

What I don't understand is why people, in 2014, continue to insist upon growing Swiss chard. I don't like someone delivering sadness to my doorstep, and Swiss chard is green, leafy sadness.


It's the product of slash-&-burn farming...
"chard" v "charred" ...yes of course it's a terrible pun.  But you can't do anything else  with the stuff, can you?
2014-07-07 06:54:43 PM  
1 vote:
I'd rather join one that does 5 things: Meat, potatoes, garlic, and onions. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less. Maybe peppers, but that's it. I don't need pounds of kale, lettuce or tomatoes.
2014-07-07 06:13:28 PM  
1 vote:

tallguywithglasseson: So you can say "What the hell am I supposed to do with five pounds of chard?"


Five pounds of chard (or kale) will easily make twenty pounds of vomit.
2014-07-07 04:39:34 PM  
1 vote:
I say, I say, I do declare, this succulent peach reminds me of my days back at Belle Isle.
2014-07-07 01:56:35 PM  
1 vote:
Then, suddenly KALE!
2014-07-07 12:30:01 PM  
1 vote:
I absolutely love my CSA. I like knowing my farmers' names.

What I don't understand is why people, in 2014, continue to insist upon growing Swiss chard. I don't like someone delivering sadness to my doorstep, and Swiss chard is green, leafy sadness.
2014-07-07 11:15:12 AM  
1 vote:
#1:  Low, low labor cost...it's like the people on the farms are working for FREE!
 
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